uncle knicknack

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never let a computer tell me shit

Two screenshots if Trent Reznor Subtitle on first reads "We're here to have a bad time". Subtitle on second reads "(synthesiser playing)"
photo of hotpot at a restaurant one half is sukiyaki the other half is Visibly Spicy idfk i have had 1.5 beers dogg
The cop from The Big Lebowski cackling in the scene where The Dude asks if he has any leads on the stuff stolen out of his car
Two tags on a bluesky account, which read: Made over 100 replies yesterday Replies over 20 times per day on average
scribbly 3 panel comic Panel 1 an anthro bear points a torch at a black cat who is being fucking obliterated by its terrible beam. Text reads: Bear: Hey check out my new torch Cat: wtf AAAAAAAAAA Panel 2 bear looks cross and says: Don't be a wimp! It's not that strong. Look. Panel 3 Bear obliterates his own eyeballs with the torch Text reads: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Discord screenshot from username "tiny guu" (that's me) saying the following: just had a killing joke track pop up on streaming that sounded like u2 and it has shaken me to my core
Packaging if some korean jerky, with a little lavel saying in English "Flavour of Natural Food"
Tomodachi Life screenshot showing I have carefully crafted an LP of Big Black's "Songs About Fucking". Which depicts like a 70s manga lady head thrown back in an orgasm and in big chunky purple text: BIG BLACK SONGS ABOUT FUCKING. Sorry I think its funny to make the little nintendo dollies say cuss words
Boomer phone pic of Tomodachi Life. A Mii version of Fox Mulder is yelling "I want to spend my life finding extraterrestrial life!". Slightly to his left is a little green alien, chillen on the beach. Also harry dubois is there but thats not part of the goof.
A rubber and fur puppet of a weird lizard dog thing lit by red light
The cover of William Gibson's Neuromancer from 1995 showing a blue dude in ridiculous wraparound mirror shades over nonspecific Metallic Background Noise
stock photo of a cowboy holding a revolver as if to shoot, but wincing and looking away because he's scared of it
twin peaks "it is happening again" screenshot
Discord screenshot which reads: peter steele kind of a homophobe but he's also gay for pussy (eng101) (eng101 is a smiley off Something Awful of like a little teacher with a pointer smiling toothily)
A zoom in on the Rider Waite Smith version of The Star tarot card, showing a bird (maybe an ibis, idk) perched on top of a tree in the background
A big cool crocodile with an egyptian plover looking into its jaws. i just googled this sorry if im doing ip theft
pencil drawing on squared paper, based on the rider waite Fool card, where a guy steps cheerily and boldly off the side of a cliff. Instead of a human lad it shows an anthro cat in a big jumper, with a giant pair of barber shears over his shoulder and a zoot in hand. also instead of "the fool" it says "dickhead". ok thanks i love you
A red cocktail with ice and gold flake in it
wes streeting and some other cunts taking a fun selfie with peter mandelson haha yippeee :)
Photo of Shakespeare Tower at the Barbican, a very tall building made of poured concrete.
a photo of a currywurst in a bun with crispy onions held by some rained on dipshit
Screenshot from the Guardian, reads: Good morning. Many of you will have woken up on Wednesday to the remarkable spectacle of Wes Streeting, the health secretary, having to defend himself on various breakfast programmes, over whether he was plotting a leadership challenge to the prime minister. My favourite was his jaunty and topical Traitors reference on BBC Breakfast, in response to questions over his alleged plotting. “I’m a faithful,” he deadpanned. “In fact, what you’ve seen from a silly No 10 source overnight is probably the worst attack on a faithful since Joe Marler was banished in The Traitors final.”
Doug Bradley as Pinhead, backstage in a dressing gown and full makeup, smoking a cigarette.
Vaguely Andy Warhol type print of George Michael on a rustic brick wall
Drawing of a pink anthro cat in paint marker on black card, in kind of a loose cartoony style. He is slouching and smoking a cigarette. He has a chelsea fringe that frames his face, and a mullet in the back.
A screenshot from Shadowrun: Dragonfall. The player character stands in front of a statue on a tall plinth. Text reads: Kuenzel: Isn't it obvious? The Siegesaeulle, a monument to the hubris of the Prussian state, gets blown to bits. So someone takes a lot of bits and builds a monument to the hubris of anarchy.
A Tumblr post by user "swallowyourgods"; text reads: what freak at my barnes & noble made a cannibalism section by the cookbooks The first photo shows a display of cannibalism themed books, mostly fiction: selection includes Silence of the Lambs, The Road and Tender is the Flesh. The second shows that the display is indeed directly in front of the cooking section.
bigass seagull on a pebble beach pecking at a fish corpse
A screenshot of fight club of brad pitt shirtless and smoking a cig surrounded by dudes variously looking at him or down on the floor at the dude he just beat the shit out of. also there are anime sparklies and a hello kitty sticker and the text "the first rule of fight club is to have fun and be yourself :)"
graffiti of a catlike demon thing on a wall, text reads "come to hell and have fun"
Rob Mcelehenny as The Nightman in IASIP. he has black eyeshadow in a really huge cat-eye shape and novelty cat contact lenses in
Perry Bible Fellowship comic Panel 1: Two people in yellow t-shirts walk past each other; one wears a shirt which reads "PRO SKUB", the other, "ANTI SKUB" Panel 2: Pro Skub guy punches Anti Skub guy Panel 3: several others appear from out of frame to break up the fight. Panel 4: A nondescript tub of goo, labeled SKUB
it truly is a fuckload of little purple crocuses (i think) growing in a park beneath a tree
A screenshot of Francis York Morgan from Deadly Premonition, pointing smugly
A sticker depicting a cute cartoon panda with big sparkly eyes. Text reads "Get rid of those dark circles!”
scribbly gel pen drawing of an anthro cat wearing an infinity scarf and big black furry vest over a t-shirt that is ALSO over a long sleeve. Also his trainers look like some shit shadow the hedgehog would wear if he was gay. He is frowning and thinking "I got too much shit on me"
A can of alcohol free thai beer called Mai Mao with a scribbly little drawing of a ginger cat smiling impishly with its fingers tented
A small beaded necklace with a big ol' pendant of a skeletal fish on it
A photo of a white-painted pillar on a train station platform; there is a spot where the paint has rusted off, vaguely in the shape of a cartoon cat head
A boomer phone pic of a tv, upon which is The Abominable Dr Phibes, played by Vincent Price. In the middle ground a woman in a gold dress hands him a tray of what appear to be sprouts; in the foreground is a big boiling pot of them.
A pale blue hand print from emulsion or something, on the little bit of wall between a firedoor and a shutter
Photo of a big-ass black and gold Tome. Text reads: Paul Koudonaris The Empire of Death A Cultural History of Ossuaries and Charnel Houses In the middle of the cover is a photo of the remains of St Pancriatus; a human skeleton adorned in silver and gold armour, replete with a gold sunburst halo mounted on the back of the helmet. Not normally a big fan of Catholicism but I'll give them this one it is sick as all hell
my gay little hand holding a pair of black coated haircutting scissors, with a neon green tensioning screw and finger guards. Text on the blade reads "Haito Kuro Offset 7in"
Scratchy mechanical pencil drawing of an anthro cat with big square glasses stomping along confidently in combat boots. Text reads (in all caps): I am off to some trouble in my great big boots I can go anywhere in these I will not ever cease They really are excellent boots
it is a skeleton posing dramatically beneath like a million words bc you are saying a million words nobody asked for
A review on Archive Dot Org. Text reads: Reviewer: devilbat (5 star rating) July 31st 2014 Subject: dracula 1931 bela lugosi the man him self!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A slightly grimy yellow hi-vis vest, upon which is written in Sharpie: "AKA Vampire the Buffet Slayer"
Screenshot from Yokai Monsters: 100 Monsters; it is an over-the-shoulder shot of a man looking at a Rokurokubi, a demon woman with a human face and an incredibly long prehensile neck.
a tv showing guy pierce looking gross and clammy (having just puked) and the title text: RAVENOUS
photo of a newspaper inside a transparent green binbag, headline reads "TEN YEARS TO END ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE"
screenshot from some perv pretending to be Keir Starmer's new cat online. text reads "Hello hoomans! My name is Prince and I now live at Number 10 Downing Street! I hope my new friend Keir will be nice to me and Larry shows me the ropes!"
a little like 10g tin upon which are wtitten the words "Holey Butt'r"
a red biro drawing of a rat kind of hunched over with its paws to its mouth. also it is wearing a tiny wizard hat.
it is a tiny drawing of a wizard smiling beatifically and looking chill. He is basically just a swoopy shape i drew in highlighter that i added a beard to with biro
Stock photo of a cowboy holding up a gun ready to fire, but wincing already like he is scared of it
Bobby hill galaxy brain meme
A pair of torn open boxes, previoualy having contained a bicycle pump and an inflatable kayak
A shelf that, I will not lie to you, needs a fucking clean, upon which -- aranged from left to right -- are the following: A little wind-up toy of a dracula with green skin and a big ol' widow's peak; An action figure of Vincent Price as he appears in The Raven (still in box sorry for being this type of guy); A pickle jar with a couple of cuttings of tradescantia propagating in it
A photo i stole from the internet of a cat wrapped up in a blanket looking v comfy (and not voting)
A biro drawing om squared paper of Baphomet's head: A goat with large spiral horns and a burning torch on its head. On its forehead is a pentagram. I started drawing the hands but you can see me realise my mistake half way through drawing one. The lines of the fingers abruptly morph into the letters: PISS, THIS HAND IS BACKWARDS