Uncle Rester

@unclerester.bsky.social

Also known as Frankentan. Slow of thought and life. Cryptid of a person and kinda undead. Aspie and cfs( fortunately not ME ). He/Him. Usually can't afford to donate.

"After a few months (normally 3 months for me), the behavior you've been doing every single day will become automatic and will be effortless. Only now you work on gradually increasing the time or intensity of the habit."

maria_mole2108 says: 'Actually the "mokushi kushimo shimoku kumoshi mokushiku shikumo" is a phrase mirrored by syllables'
There is a translate to English button.

youtube comment from @DollyDollface04 which reads "This is what plays in my head when I have to walk a flight of stairs"

twitter user pumpkinweighter saying "There are so many instances of archeologists puzzling over particularly confusing artifacts which were made by some guy doing pretty much this" and it quotes a tweet by user zo1oft which reads 'mug I made' and has a picture of a mug with a handle that is twice the width of the entire mug, making a very long handle

manga frame, thought bubbles reading: All these issues I assumed were just symptoms of my disease and age... disappeared after I got hit by "dispel curse".
A speech bubble reads "If that's really so..."

youtube preview of a youtube stream titled "Suckoban on these"

Flintheart Glomgold from Ducktales 2017 entering Scrooge's funeral in a glittery white suit and tophhat, dollar glasses, dancing and throwing money while a song centered about 'all I do is win' plays

youtube video preview of "TheReportOfTheWeek". It's someone in a striped suit staring at the camera, one hand on their head, other hand closed into a fist on their desk. The title reads "Is there ANYTHING that isn't getting worse?"

tumblr post screenshots from my pictures folder.
too tired to write the first two posts, which are about remembering embaressing things, but the final one says: I actually learned a fun therapy trick for this! The statute of limitations on arson is 6 years. So whenever I remember an embarrassing or shameful thing I've done, I ask myself if it was worse than arson. If it wasn't, and it was 6 or more years ago, I forgive myself.

And also just the comedic shock of going "well that was a stupid and mean thing Isaid, but 6 years is the statute of limitations on arson" helps

Big surgical tape over back of hand from blood sample extraction. Tiny wound on thumb knuckle from swedish cheese slicer

an anime frame of a small doll in traditional courtly clothing saying "my judgement is that the Realm of Extreme Suffering would be a good place for him". Extreme and Suffering are with capital starting letters.

the autistic creature. a simplified and featureless body on all fours, no hands, just legs like an animal with no details. A giant head and a blank expression and mouth with no smile or frown. Big black eyes like an alien.

piccolo from dbz removing his soft cloth turban which is then so heavy it crushes and shatters a rock

two items marked at 283 swedish crowns, but the subtotal (566) is claiming that adds up to $566 dollars (which is 5000+ swedish crowns)

the very handsome 'creature', also called caliban, from penny dreadful. He has black hair, cool scars on his face, black lips and pale skin. Big jacket. Cool yellow eyes.

$me searching "flaspost engelska" (message in a bottle, english) It automatically sets\claims "flaskpost" is english, and translates it as swedish "piston pole" which as far as I can tell isnt even a word that really exists.$

google translate of swedish "en tid att passa" to english, which google translate claims is "A time to suit".

A screenshot of the main text of the article in the link. A full transcription does not fit into the alt txt.

tumblr ask "what's the message you want people to take away from TADC?" the answer is "That there's meaning to be found in a stagnant life."

first person perspective of queen beryl from the 90s sailor moon manga weaving her hands around a black crystal ball, you can see dark shapes in the shadows of the throneroom.

manga frame from dragon maid of kanna, as a head, tail and two pointing hands, in a speech bubble saying "That's where you're wrong."

$In materials science, fatigue is the initiation and propagation of cracks in a material due to cyclic loading. Once a fatigue crack has initiated, it grows a small amount with each loading cycle, typically producing striations on some parts of the fracture surface. The crack will continue to grow until it reaches a critical size, which occurs when the stress intensity factor of the crack exceeds the fracture toughness of the material, producing rapid propagation and typically complete fracture of the structure.$