Andrew Motel

@unconscio.us

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Infosec somehow. Formerly SD, NYC, LA, SF. Currently PDX. Won a pie eating contest once. Well marbled. God's favorite. He/him.

A set of reproduction trans orbital lobotomy tools
A guitar with a BC Rich gunslinger body shape with the pattern from the carpet from The Shining on the face.
Carpet from The Shining but done with cool Ss instead.
An envelope pretending to be from a government agency but which is clearly an attempt at mail fraud.
Cockroach from The Metamorphosis.
An email from California Pizza Kitchen promoting Cinco de Mayo.
A screenshot of a web browser which is attempting to display an article from fortune.com, but which is actually showing 3 separate popups asking me to do things, while not showing the article.
Me at 21. Tucked in "got root?" t-shirt, dad jeans. Goatee. Shooting finger guns. Yet somehow not a virgin.
The smallest cutest gray and white cat who has discovered the heating pad that we keep turned on in the center of the couch. She is in a 10/10 loafing position.