lou 🌞🤟

@ungenderfied.bsky.social

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💥big mess! he was really messed up!💥 🔞 nsfw!!! he/him with unlockable bonus pronouns • fat and hot • official LGBTQ speedrunner • follow me on substack: https://open.substack.com/pub/ungenderfied

PERSONAL ADS FROM HELL lou baker ramsey [background is a stylized/distorted image of a personal ads page with a heart and arrow drawn on it]
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enough of us here have suffered that i can no longer scream and kick and shout and feel heroic for it, and for that reason i am screaming and kicking and shouting about it to defend my right for being the Biggest Bravest Soldier in the room because unlike YOU pussies IVE earned MY stripes MYSELF my parents could NEVER have given me all of these medals and trophies and white plastic wristbands little measurestick thwaps right where everyone can see it throbbing medallions of suffering salvaged and YOU had to stomach hand-me-downs because youre a COWARD and youre LUCKY i dont kill cowards bc i wouldnt be here to prosecute you otherwise because i am a HERO !!!AN!!!REAL!!!HERO!!! for finally swallowing my own shit without closing my eyes unlike YOU sick fucks and you are ALL welcome and you should ALL suck my dick about it (once i wrench my nailboard out of my right shoulder and start on my left) (self flagellation is for REAL men and i will NEVER stop hitting myself)
the three nagito komaedas of ypsilanti this is me i am him he and i are one no doubles no take backs i know what i remember the memories i get here, talking to you, hunched over like this, you wretched false gods, false believers youre clearly delusional, everyone knows that the real one remembers what your hands felt like the way you cradled his face the way you watched the two of them and crawled to them with your side open because YOU were cradling MY face HE crawled to US and collapsed on YOUR side as I held you and we ALL bled to death together JUST like i remember dont you? (god made us best friends for a reason)
worm cross 2 - a pinkish hue, smoother texture. much longer thinner worms. two worms make up the cross and a third knots around the center
the worm cross - it hangs against a pale eggshell wall on a black cord knotted around the curved tip of the primary worm. one worm makes the stake of the cross and another worm makes the arms. two smaller worms wrap around the center of the cross in knots. the worms in the cross are an ambiguous shade of brownish pink/pinkish brown that swirl around themselves and are glazed in a clear gloss.
I BELIEVE THAT JOEL OSTEEN WILL NEVER GO TO HELL I BELIEVE THAT RON DESANTIS IS MY FRIEND I BELIEVE THAT THE LORD PROVIDES TO THOSE WITH MUCH TO SELL AND GIVES GREATER TO THE ONES WITH MORE TO SPEND
if youre real special, you might get a glimpse of God’s crusty little white dog. shes older than even He can remember, the all seeing eyes opalescent with cataracs facing Him in all of his directions, a wad of gum in the parking lot of existence. she’s like the last fart of an atom, a bundle of rusting wires wrapped in raw bacon and crusted with asbestos, thin bones and thinner skin sloughing blue blood across toothpick ribs, this horrible pink dustiness irradiating anyone who gets too close, an elephant’s foot of a pet. she’s been God’s favorite before we were ever a option to consider.