Evan 🏴

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Disco Stu from The Simpsons pointing at a graph of Disco Record Sales 1972-1977 (major growth in that period which means infinite growth obviously)
A video from the station of Mr. Freeze at Six Flags Over Texas. The train shifts left into the launch position and then launches 0-70 in 3.8 about 3 seconds after the all clear call.
A picture from the upper deck of Globe Life Field
A photo of the launch tunnel at Mr. Freeze. The right track (forward blast) is in the load position with a train loading, the left track (reverse blast) is in the load position with no train.
A picture of Mr. Freeze in the station area of Mr. Freeze
A screenshot of a Fast Lane Ultimate voucher for today in the Six Flags app
A picture of the New Texas Giant lift hill from a distance. There is some sort of beaked animatronic dinosaur in the foreground.
A picture of the queue building for Mr. Freeze, themed to look like some sort of ice cream factory (it is actually a roller coaster that launches out of that building, not ice cream)
A picture of Tormenta Raging Run from the parking lot at Six Flags Over Texas. It is a B&M dive coaster with a 95 degree drop.
A video of Badlands Chugs blending some sort of green substance and then chugging it with the caption "When i finally Catch Baby Yoda"
A slay the spire 2 run as the silent facing secret elite hunter killer
The above reply with a "post blocked" indicator above it
Screenshot from census.gov showing a 2025 population estimate for California of 39,355,309
a screenshot of a notification from the Jeremy Renner app that says: "From Jeremy Renner: @StefanHeck Nasty!! Not Cool"
A picture of the Panda Express on Frontier Trail at Cedar Point
A keychain shaped like a ticket that says "Kings Island Presents: Phantom Theater Opening Nightmare - Inaugural Performance"
This guy's account with the labels "made over 30 replies yesterday" and "replies over 20 times per day on average"
A picture of Mr. Red and Mr. Redlegs in the 2026 Reds Opening Day Parade
A (bad sorry) photo of the Cincinnati Fire Department in the 2026 Reds Opening Day Parade
Politifact Truth-O-Meter (tm): Mostly False
a picture of Ganon from The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
the upthread reply indicating further upthread is blocked
a screenshot from Simpsons S7E7 "King-Size Homer" from when Homer stole the ice cream truck. He is eating raspberry ice cream while driving the truck and remarks "oh, that's raspberry"
a cropped screenshot from the latest Gilenor Games showing completion times for the challenge. 4 players posted a time below 26 minutes. The other 2 posted a 44:02 and a DNF
2 tracks from my Ski playlist, both from Le Castle Vania off their PAYDAY 2 album, Confirmed Thrills and Infinite Ammo
A Spotify playlist called "Ski". In view is: from Pizza Tower, Distasteful Anchovi (The Noise escape), World Wide Noise (The Noise lap 2), It's Pizza Time! (Peppino escape), The Death that I Deservioli (Peppino lap 2); from Lisa the Painful: I Am Satan, Work Harder
A picture of a gargoyle in a suitcase near the baggage claim area of Denver International Airport
A captioned scene from The Simpsons. Some guy (I don't know his name) talking to Sideshow Bob "Come on, leave town." "No." "I'll be your friend."
a screenshot of Safeguarding Youth training. The speaker's purple World Crest patch is severely misaligned. It is tilted to the left by at least 5 degrees when it should be at least somewhat straight on vs the pocket
A picture of one of my scouts for equality square knot patches. One rope is rainbow signifying solidarity with LGBT scouts and scouters, the other is silver and purple signifying solidarity with atheist and agnostic scouts and scouters
a very blurry screenshot of a scouts for equality square knot. The knot is 2 ropes, one rainbow signifying solidarity with LGBT scouts and scouters. The other is silver and purple, signifying solidarity with atheist or agnostic scouts and scouters.
A tumblr thread between slimetony and powerfrog (alternating): "Are clowns patriotic" "are you?" "I'm asking the questions here. Would a clown die for its country" "everyone who has ever died for their country was a clown"
A picture of a Simpsons meme. The original frame is Marge in New York saying "I always dreamed of being in a Broadway audience". The caption has been edited to strike Broadway and insert GDQ
A picture from the AGDQ 2026 audience. Super Mario 64 is on screen. Approximately 70 people are raising their hand indicating that they are participating in the relay.
A pinball machine themed after the dodge viper for some reason. There is a billboard for Mancow's Morning Madhouse.
A picture of the AGDQ main couch preparing for the Mario Kart 64 vs run. The runners are dressed as their race characters (Yoshi, Wario, Toad, DK). The commentators are dressed as Mario and Luigi.
A PA state police helicopter N875ST landed outside the hotel
A picture of the Baltimore @ Pittsburgh NFL game on the TV at the GDQ hotel bar
A picture from inside the AGDQ stream room right before the opening game, Super Mario Sunshine any%
A picture of the Steelers stadium from the air
Cans of olive oil with a pull tab at the top
A line of C# code that reads `Console.WriteLine($"Part 2: Should be 343329651880509");` Copilot had suggested I add a 6 to the end of that number, which would make the output incorrect.
A banner showing 2 of the dark charge variants: Skyline Chili Spice and Peach Cobbler barrel aged imperial stout
A Steam screenshot from the "perfect games" section. It shows 45/45 achievements in The Seance of Blake Manor and 16/16 achievements in Return of the Obra Dinn.
A Steam screenshot showing 2 achievements in The Séance of Blake Manor. One for solving the first mystery. The second for finding a fail state
A screenshot of a Brassican Mage from Old School RuneScape. He is a cabbage wizard, wielding a cabbage for main and off hand, with green robes
a 2015 tweet from @MatthewPCrowley that reads "We take it for granted today, but a single Doritos has more extreme nacho flavor than a peasant in the 1400s would get in his whole lifetime."
A screenshot of a two hour YouTube video about the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
The beginnings of turkey stock in a dutch oven, featuring smoked wings and necks
A Hack Russel terrier wearing a winter jacket and a bedsheet with holes in it
A screenshot of the treasure hunter poll page that reads "remove treasure hunter? You decide! Voting ends on November 12". There are 101,711 votes in favor, above the goal of 100,000.
a Fish Pie from the hit game Old School RuneScape
a very old tweet from @NotABigJerk that reads "i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion"
a picture of Bert from Sesame Street
A Hades 2 victory screen Descura Aspect of Melinoe Heaven Flourish Lv.2 - Heroic (Your Specials inflict Blitz. Blitz Damage: 220) Giga Moonburst (You can Channel +30 Magick into your Omega Special to deal +300% damage in a larger area) Servitude (Your raised servants fight for you indefinitely in that Location, rather than expire) 72k damage dealt by Omega Special, 42k by Blitz. 437 damage taken by Chronos, 360 damage taken by Goldwrath. 0 Death Defy charges remain.
A Hades 2 victory screen Descura Volcanic Strike Lv.4 (Your Attacks can cause a blast that deals 400 damage in the area, recharge 6 Sec.) Wave Flourish Lv.2 (Your Specials hit foes with a splash that knocks other foes away, splash damage 35) Fine Line (Your Omega Moves create a fissure that deals damage in a long line, but uses +15 Magick, rift damage 180) 51k damage dealt by Hephaestus Blasts, 40k by Omega Special. 254 damage taken by Chronos. 2 Death Defy charges remain.
A Hades 2 victory screen Descura Volcanic Strike Lv. 8 (Your Attacks can cause a blast that deals 400 damage in the area, recharge 2 Sec.) Grand Caldera (Your blast effects deal more damage and are 50% larger) Night Bloom (Your Hex raises the last susceptible foe slain this Encounter to fight for you for 12 Sec.) 120k damage dealt by Hephaestus Blasts. 443 damage taken by Chronos. 2 Death Defy charges remain.
A Hades 2 Victory Screen Clear time 30:45.75 Umbral Flames, Luckier Tooth, Pauper's Defiance (+1 death defy), Paid Dues (whenever you take damage, you lose gold before you lose health), Flame Strike (your attacks inflict scorch), Cardio Gain (whenever your attack or special deal damage, restore Magick) 60k damage dealt by omega attack, 56k damage by regular attack. 207 damage taken from Chronos. No Death Defy charges remain.
A photo of an Oktoberfest Zinzinnati mug held in a thumbs up by the cameraman