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Colossal pillock, not a lawyer, dew enthusiast, jag gör min grej. Oh no I spent too much money on Pokemon cards again! he/him

Goldeen illustration rare pokemon card being held in a hand
Screenshot of the BBC Sport homepage with the lead article about Pep Guardiola's expected departure next to an article about Arsenal with an image of Mikel Arteta.
American shot putter Roger Steen, who bares quite a resemblance to professional wrestler Kevin Owens/Steen
Screenshot of a completed 100 Jumps game. 22 attempts.
Screenshot from tcgplayer.com showing a Charizard Pokémon card with a similar price trajectory to crude oil/
Still from the sports documentary Space Jam with Bugs Bunny holding a bottle of 'Michael's Secret Stuff'. The word Michael has been poorly covered up with the name Tonda instead.
A 15+ year old black wristband with the Skulduggery Pleasant logo.
Screenshot from a band's bio that reads "Disclaimer: We may or may not have sacrificed a goat to Google Gemini AI to help write us this bio. We are dumb and lack wit."
The album cover for Sciura by Veronica Maggio featuring the singer in a long dress stood next to an outdoor swimming pool in relatively dim light with a forest of trees in the background
Screenshot of the lineup for Southampton FC from the CBS broadcast. The pictures of Finn Azaz and Caspar Jander are incorrect, showing Adam Lallana and Kamaldeen Sulemana instead.
"Wrexham Panic Meter" graphic displayed on CBS Sports. The dial ranges from "Chilled" where the needle currently points, to "Crashout."
Screenshot of my fantasy premier league team which currently has Antoine Semenyo, who scored 15 points, on the bench. Joel Piroe is the only player on the team yet to play his game.
A screenshot from the BBC football live text updates announcing "Southampton not the worst team ever"
A picture of a television screen during the South Today news reporting on Ivan Juric's departure as Southampton manager that has incorrectly spelled his last name 'Junic'
A fluffy black and white cat, laying on his back, exposing that floofy belly for all to see