Unprepared Casters

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The D&D podcast where you never need to catch up! Hosted by @whipjack.bsky.social & @ameliasom.com New episodes Mondays! biz ➡️ unpreparedcasters@gmail.com

An 8bit pixel ad for the unprepared casters charity stream, rendered like a CRT monitor The background is colored with blue, pink, and white stripes patterned like the trans flag. It reads: All for One $18,420.60 for this year's stream for a lifetime total of $151,967.67 UC
An 8bit pixel ad for the unprepared casters charity stream, rendered like a CRT monitor The background is colored with blue, pink, and white stripes patterned like the trans flag. 10,000 Milestone Reached! UC twitch.tv/unpreparedcasters youtube.com/@haleywhipjack Five polaroids of the team: Stella Jo - Donation Master Falcon- Donation Wizard Han McKinley - On-Air Producer Legosjedi - Developer/BTS Producer
ALL for ONE UC Donation Incentives *rewards with an asterisk are only available during gameplay $10 - +1 to a roll (stackable) $20 - healing potion $25 - luck point $40 - wild magic surge* $50 - bless the party $75 - random potion $100 - aid the party $175 - magic item, rare or less $200 - nat 20 $201 - nat 1* $250 - level up $300 - spawn random monster* $500 - deck pull* $750 - whole party level up
ALL for ONE UC Donation Milestones $2,000 Everyone gets a magic item! $5,000 Everyone gets a level up! $7,500 Everyone gets TWO level ups! $10,000 Another level up! Oops! All Bombyx One Shot
ALL for ONE UC Stream Day Schedule (in Central Time): SATURDAY, JUNE 13th, 2026 Round 1: 10:00am-11:30am 99_Orphans vs. EVERYONE Round 2: 12:00pm - 1:30pm Bertrum, ENEMY vs. EVERYONE Round 3: 2:00pm - 3:30pm SCARY Milly vs. EVERYONE Round 4: 4:00pm - 5:30pm EVIL!Serenity vs. EVERYONE Round 5: 6:00pm - 7:30pm Queenie (MENACE) vs. EVERYONE Round 6: 8:00pm - 10:00pm Pickle (EVIL) vs. EVERYONE
An 8bit pixel ad for the unprepared casters charity stream, rendered like a CRT monitor The background is colored with blue, pink, and white stripes patterned like the trans flag. All For One: Round 1 DM: Millie 10-11:30am CT Saturday, June 13 UC twitch.tv/unpreparedcasters youtube.com/@haleywhipjack Five polaroids of the players: Connie Chang - 99_Orphans (hardstuck silver) An asian person with short hair and an undercut, smiling while wearing a green cardigan and tee shirt in front of a dark green background Kappa - The Incredible Woah A tan person with long hair, mostly pointed upward and short facial hair, wearing a watermelon patterned shirt, looking inquisitively at a sword Dylan - Rian A white man with short brown hair, slight facial hair and glasses, wearing a white tshirt, looking calmly at the camera with his head rested against the fingers of his hand Jes - Crowbar A white person with short shaggy brown hair hanging over their forehead, smiling, wearing a red plaid shirt in an office Haley - Constance Gable A white person with shoulder-length red hair, smiling in a short sleeve blue patterned button down, standing in front of a house’s exterior Travis McElroy - Fizz Gizard the Wizard A white man with purple hair and an undercut, with brown facial hair wearing tinted glasses, a green tshirt and a black blazer, smiling as he leans forward slightly toward the camera.
An 8bit pixel ad for the unprepared casters charity stream, rendered like a CRT monitor The background is colored with blue, pink, and white stripes patterned like the trans flag. All For One: Round 2 DM: Haley 12-1:30pm CT Saturday, June 13 UC twitch.tv/unpreparedcasters youtube.com/@haleywhipjack Five polaroids of the players: Nick Meyer - Bertrum, Enemy a white person with neck-length black hair with blonde undercolor, looking out toward the camera, leaning out with their elbow resting on their knee. He’s wearing a red sweater with a black blazer and spiky necklace. John - Turnbuckle A close up of a white man with bright red hair in loose curls, looking thoughtfully toward the camera Denkles - Cisco Fisk A black man with a long curly fro, wearing black glasses with slight facial hair. He has one arm bent with a hand behind his head in a slight shrug, with an infectious smile. Drakoniques - Dr Xeno A black person with a short top hair cut looks inquisitively toward the camera, with an eyebrow cocked upward and thumb and finger caressing their chin. They lean forward in a black and white silk shirt. Johnny Stanton IV A white man with ear-length brown hair, and a short beard is wearing a grey tshirt, and looking off to the side. He smiles as he sits at a table.
An 8bit pixel ad for the unprepared casters charity stream, rendered like a CRT monitor The background is colored with blue, pink, and white stripes patterned like the trans flag. All For One: Round 3 DM: Mills 2-3:30pm CT Saturday, June 13 UC twitch.tv/unpreparedcasters youtube.com/@haleywhipjack Five polaroids of the players: Stella - Scary Milly a photo of a white woman with short black hair wearing large wireframe glasses, wearing a floral stay over a deep vneck white blouse Abbey - Kix a photo of a white person with short orange hair, smiling wearing an open tropical shirt over a yellow tank top in front of an orange background YoIts8Bit - Valentine A black person with a short bleached fro, gazing at the camera with a slight smirk, wearing a long sleeve camo sweatshirt Em Carlson - Nepentha a photo of a white femme with shoulder-length blue hair, they sit with a wide stance on a barstool, wearing a long sleeve black shirt with a jade pendant and grey capris in front of a sage green background AFluffyGoomba - Uro Phantastica a photo of a black man wearing a red flat brim ballcap with a yellow star, and a matching tshirt. Both of his hands are gently gripping the edges of his cap’s brim as he smiles.
An 8bit pixel ad for the unprepared casters charity stream, rendered like a CRT monitor The background is colored with blue, pink, and white stripes patterned like the trans flag. All For One: Round 4 DM: Haley 4-5:30pm CT Saturday, June 13 UC twitch.tv/unpreparedcasters youtube.com/@haleywhipjack Four polaroids of the players: Jess - Evil!Serenity a photo of a white woman with green and brown hair, smiling as she holds up a Nintendo game cartridge for the game Undercover Shot Saint Josie - Cerulean Sapphire a photo of an Asian femme with black hair with blonde tips. They’re wearing a white blazer with a black mesh shirt. Puja - Sakshi a photo of an Indian woman, smiling in a black shirt against a black background Owen - Diarmad a photo of a white man with long light brown curly hair in a maroon shirt, smiling devilishly while holding a grey and white cat in front of his face
An 8bit pixel ad for the unprepared casters charity stream, rendered like a CRT monitor The background is colored with blue, pink, and white stripes patterned like the trans flag. All For One: Round 5 DM: Ames 6-7:30pm CT Saturday, June 13 UC twitch.tv/unpreparedcasters youtube.com/@haleywhipjack Four polaroids of the players: Barnaby - Queeny (menace) a photo of a black person with curly hair and glasses smirking at the camera Candace The Magnificent - boe Astrius a photo of a black femme with big red glasses, long curly hair, blue lipstick, and a light blue patterned shirt Kendrick Smith - Roland Colins a photo of a black man in three quarter pose, looking off in the distance Andre - Skippy a photo of a tan person wearing a green hat and shirt, drawing on a sketchbook
An 8bit pixel ad for the unprepared casters charity stream, rendered like a CRT monitor The background is colored with blue, pink, and white stripes patterned like the trans flag. All For One: Round 6 DM: Haley 8pm-10pm CT Saturday, June 13 UC twitch.tv/unpreparedcasters youtube.com/@haleywhipjack Four polaroids of the players: Robin - Pickle (evil) a photo of a smiling white person in a plaid shirtwith short brown hair and glasses, with a pink overlay on the image Dillin - Petaur a photo of a white person in a cardigan, smiling as they stand in front of a hoop and hook bar game on a table Aram - Foq a photo of a bald man in sunglasses wearing a shirt that reads, Mills - Bombyx Mori a photo of a tan person with an incredibly cunty dark haired bob, wearing a green and black corset and holding a matching parasol
Promotional image for Unprepared Casters: Tomb of Corridors. The background is a collage of old dungeons and dragons illustrations, in a dark golden yellow and black overlay. On top is torn graph paper with the text: Amelia Som “Dungeon Master” and a labeled polaroid featuring Amelia - Dungeon Master, a tan-skin person with a soft curly fro with blonde tips turning back toward the camera with a smile on their face The drawing of Amelia Som is the aforementioned person in a black tee shirt and jeans, wearing combat boots. They have a red hooded cape with gold trim, are carrying dnd source books, some poles, a green dragon mask, gold jewelry, and a bronze urn
Promotional image for Unprepared Casters: Tomb of Corridors. The background is a collage of old dungeons and dragons illustrations, in a dark golden yellow and black overlay. On top is torn graph paper with the text: YoIts8Bit - “A lesbian who keeps coming back wrong”, a black person with a short blond fro, wearing a cardigan and smiling slightly at the camera There is a drawing of YoIts8Bit as at tiefling, a black person with a curly blonde mohawk and dark undercut and two red horns curling backward and upward. They are wearing a pink scarf and cloak over blue pants with boots. They have three swords fastened haphazardly at their waist and a couple of arrows crossed on their back. Their hands are held outward levitating a brown paper lunch bag.
Promotional image for Unprepared Casters: Tomb of Corridors. The background is a collage of old dungeons and dragons illustrations, in a dark golden yellow and black overlay. On top is torn graph paper with the text: Stella Jo - “The sacrificial sisters of Alpha Kappa Mori” a smiling white woman with short black hair, dressed in floral renaissance garb There is a drawing of Stella with her hands on her hips, wearing a red jumpsuit covered in large white strawberries, wearing a blue coat and a cartoonishly large wizard hat with gold stars. She has a tiefling tail with gold ballet slippers dangling off the end, and is holding a stone and gold statue.
Promotional image for Unprepared Casters: Tomb of Corridors. The background is a collage of old dungeons and dragons illustrations, in a dark golden yellow and black overlay. On top is torn graph paper with the text: “Haley Whipjack “The Queen’s Ravens” STARLING REVELE ELF - RANGER 7 | DRUID 5 | WARLOCK 6 REIGN GNOME - BARD 9 | SORCERER 7 BENOIT BOULANGER DRAGONBORN - BARBARIAN 13 MAGENTA TIEFLING - ROGUE 11 AVANDRIA STORMLIGHT AASIMAR - PALADIN 7 A polaroid labeled Haley - “The Queens Ravens”, a white person with shoulder-length red hair in a short sleeve button down shirt smiling at the camera A drawing of Haley Whipjack in an all-black jumpsuit, with thin golden body chain jewelry across their chest and abdomen. They wear a green jeweled headband and earrings and are holding a skull in their sharp-nailed hand.
Promotional image for Unprepared Casters: Tomb of Corridors. The background is a collage of old dungeons and dragons illustrations, in a dark golden yellow and black overlay. On top is torn graph paper with the text “Unprepared Casters: Tomb of Corridors” and labeled polaroids featuring Amelia - Dungeon Master, a tan-skin person with a soft curly fro with blonde tips turning back toward the camera with a smile on their face Haley - “The Queens Ravens”, a white person with shoulder-length red hair in a short sleeve button down shirt smiling at the camera YoIts8Bit - “A lesbian who keeps coming back wrong”, a black person with a short blond fro, wearing a cardigan and smiling slightly at the camera Stella Jo - “The sacrificial sisters of Alpha Kappa Mori” a smiling white woman with short black hair, dressed in floral renaissance garb
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A promotional picture for Episode 6 of Unprepared Casters: Wild Things. It features lots of doodles on graph paper and a digital art drawing of Jean/Scooby, A tan-skinned teenager with long light pink hair in two braids, wearing an oversized yellow sweatshirt and black athletic shorts.
Unprepared Casters: Wild Things
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DONATION INCENTIVES 10- Gie a +1 BONUS 20 - Give a Potion of healing 25 - Give a Luck point 40 - cause a wild Magic Surge* 50 - Bless The Party* 75 - Give a Fandom Potion 100 - Aid The party* 200 - Give a Nat 20 201-Give a Nat 1* 250 - level someone up 300 - spawn a random Monster* 500 - Pull from the Deck of Many Things June 14th TWITCH.tv/unpreparedcasters *Rewards with an asterisk are only available during gameplay
The following graphic is mostly obscured by yellow spray paint reading “SAVE THE TRAIN SAVE THE WORLD” Blue cinderblock with white and pink spray paint and graffiti style lettering. Minion Madness Round 5: DM Haley 6:00pmCT-7:30pmCT Dillin as Atelut Aram as Foq Dylan as Rian Haley as Suds John as Chet Mills as Ana Colyte June 14th twitch.tv/unpreparedcasters
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Unprepared Casters: Curse of the Iris Charm Starring Ames as the GM Haley as Treble Owen as Clef Nick as TD Stank Grace as Ringo Dillin as Wingit Wright Curse of the Iris Charm is a two part actual play of the tabletop game, Dread, featured on the Unprepa
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Pink cinderblock with blue and white spray paint and graffiti style lettering. Minion Madness Round 4: DM Mills 4:00pmCT-5:30pmCT Kappa as Veneer Danielle Radford Laura Tutu as Manon June 14th twitch.tv/unpreparedcasters
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Unprepared Casters: The Quest Wing Polaroids of Ameliasom, Thats_Barnaby, Ray (except this one is just a car), and SaintJosie
4 Years of Unprepared Casters It's hard to believe our little podcast is getting ready to head to preschool. Unprepared Casters has just turned four years old! It is very easy to lose sight of how amazing that milestone is when you're spending time playing make believe with your friends. In this past year you all helped us pass a $100,000 milestone in donations for TransLifeline. What started as a one-off charity stream has become the most amazing thing this podcast has helped foster. Last year we also did our very first live show at GenCon, followed closesly by our first studio recorded video episodes premiering on YouTube. Also, just a few weeks ago, we released Before the Tavern, a book that we could not have even dreamt of making without having the support from this audience! It's been a busy year, now that we think about it. We know you're here for the podcast, but we are so grateful that you give us the support to experiment and create in new and exciting ways, across different game systems and media. To all of the listeners, all of our Patrons, all of the cast members who have graced us with their presence and company, and our production team who has spent hundreds of hours making our show what it is today, thank you. We've had a lot of fun! And no matter what uncertainties the world holds, we will stay silly, stay queer, and we'll be here for you, like you've been here for us. <3 - Haley & Amelia
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