Unreal Sonia

@unrealsonia.com

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Not actually a kakapo. Merchant Navy deckie.

A photograph of Southsea beach looking almost deserted on a bright sunny day. There is a sign warning people 'POOR bathing water quality. Advice against bathing'
A dark red crocheted Granny square in Adrienne pattern. One of the corners has been forgotten and is just a curve.
A mock poster for the film "Lemon Pig and the First Resolution" with a crudely drawn lemon pig in the middle.
A lego advert for a happy cat with its paws in the air. The story below is about a statue of Pavarotti. The statue has its arms in a very similar pose.
A sponsored ad promoting the Panama Canal's system of tandem lockages.
A Muellein moth caterpillar on half a leaf. The caterpillar is white with striking black and yellow markings running in pairs down its body
A wooden box marked 'SQUAILS' with coloured counters inside. A label reads 'Squails, a Victorian game which at one stage was banned in the USA as they said its terminology was suggestive - "exqueezles, gonflation, swoggle etc." '
A blue and white vase sits in front of a sign from Teign Valley Glass. The sign says "This is what we are making today. Please feel free to distract us with any other questions while we work with extremely hot molton [sic] glass."
Cover of the book 'Bog Fashion' by Nicole DeRushie. Subtitle 'Launch your crafting further back in time than any sewing guide has offered before' Main picture: A woman stands in a bog with her back to us. She has a large grey shawl on which is draped over her outstreched arms.
A looping gif made in the style of a text adventure game. >LOOK >You are in a narrow lane. There is a tree nearby. >WHERE IS GODOT? >There's no Godot here. >WAIT >Time passes. Your feet begin to hurt. >REMOVE BOOTS >Done. >LOOK >You are in a narrow lane. There is a tree and a pair of boots nearby. >WHERE IS GODOT? >There's no Godot here. >WAIT >Time passes. Your feet begin to feel cold. >PUT BOOTS ON >Done.
A picture from Android photo album labelled 'Best of January'. The picture is of a yellow and black mooring Rope with an eye splice.
Webcomic. Panel one, two men at a bar. Man 1: "I'm suffering from an Oedipus complex" Man 2: "Hi, "I'm suffering from an Oedipus complex", I'm Dad." Panel Two, Close up of man 2 who has been stabbed and has crosses for eyes. Man 2: "Oh shi-"
The art for the 'Ravensburger Disney Castles Belle' jigsaw showing a cross-section of Beast's castle. The kitchen with the scary oven is more than halfway up the castle on the right hand side.
A picture of Euron Greyjoy smiling, aboard a ship with a Kraken sail. Played by Pilou Asbæk.
A sculpture of a robed woman sitting on a wall. In her lap is a container of chips. Three seagulls sit beside her.
An assembled toy plastic bird feeder with bluejay and pinecone. From MGA Miniverse series.
A Webcomic titled 'Pet Names and their meanings, Pirates of the Caribbean Edition.' by unrealsonia.com Panel One - Caption: 'Likes the show and enjoys matching names'. Picture: Two cats named Will and Elizabeth. Panel Two - Caption: 'Signal to Other Fans'. Picture: A snake named Pintel and a lizard named Ragetti. Panel Three Caption: 'Deep in the Weeds. Picture: Two fish named Morgan and Bartholemew
Tumblr screenshot from user sephiramy Picture 1: Michael Caine in The Muppet Christmas Carol being visited by the Marley ghosts. Picture 2: Tim Curry surrounded by pirates/muppets in Muppet Treasure Island Caption: "the reason Michael Caine and Tim Curry are so good in their respective Muppet movies is that Michael Caine treats the Muppets as fellow actors, and Tim Curry treats himself as a fellow Muppet"
A Webcomic titled 'Pet Names and their meanings, Friends Edition.' by unrealsonia.com Panel One - Caption: 'Likes the show and enjoys matching names'. Picture: Two rabbits named Joey and Chandler. Panel Two - Caption: 'Signal to Other Fans'. Picture: Two dogs namedChick and Duck. Panel Three Caption: 'Deep in the Weeds. Picture: Two Guinea pigs names Tegrin and Nirget.
A Spotify Wrapped page for top song: 'I Think We're Alone Now's by Tiffany. Streamed 131 times. Top 0.001% worldwide.
A cavapoo carefully guarding a bee toy