Unvirtuous Abbey

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Digital monks offering theological thoughts in social settings

The pope talking to Anakin Skywalker about Jesus.
New escape room just locks you into a church meet and greet
Jesus holding up a MAGA red ball cap that says ‘Judas you dropped your hat!’
The passive aggressive of the Christ: Image of Jesus holding cross saying ‘fine! I’ll carry it!’
The last supper image: one of you will betray me, four of you will get book deals
St Thomas Aquinas quote: hotdogs are just puréed meat stuff in an animal intestine, so a hotdog doesn’t stop being a hotdog even after we eat it, we just become the new hotdog casings and that makes us hotdogs as well!
Transgender day of visibility
a sheep dog surrounded by sheep!
St Patrick saying I bind myself against hostile men and their false words
St. Upid (Trump) Patron Saint of Economic Collapse
I’ve got Jesus freckles! (Measles)
In tired of living like it’s the 1600s! Can I afford eggs at the market?
If you don’t hear from me I gave you up for Lent.
If you don’t hear from me I gave you up for Lent.
For sister Roberta every day is Ash Wednesday (as she holds a cigarette)
Cartoon about MAGA going to heaven yet St. Peter questions who he worshipped
The Spanish Inquisition will always surprise you
A king is not a king unless we bow - Rev dr William barber
Linda Richman from SNL: we’re all miracles
Some of you are sitting at tables you were sent to flip, says Jesus
Your yes to God is a no to injustice Bonhoeffer
My heart shalt be strangely warmed
Don’t seek knowledge from trolls
Ugly clergy shirts
There is a light if only were brave enough to be it - Amanda Gorman
Dumpster fire
KJV homies saying ‘Suppeth’
Painting: the gulf of empathy by Jerome Steuart
Made you look (MAGA red). Black Lives Matter.
David vs Goliath
If Jesus stood on a river would he stand still or go down the river like on a conveyer belt
Catholic room for Protestant aunt
Article criticizing pastors who are women
We add more genders every time you complain
Bishop Budde extended love to Matthew Shepherd’s family, offering to inter his remains in the Washington cathedral
Stained glass art of Bishop Budde
Letter
Bishop hurt trumps feelings
Please gos help me get through this week without kicking anyone in the neck
I am thankful for all the ways that I can eat potatoes
Mary punching Satan
First year of ministry vs 20 years Young buddy the Elf and old buddy the elf
Prince Christmas tree
Woke Christmas ghosts
Happy hanakkah
The blessing
The blessing
Victorian Christmas card with a jellyfish
Tiny tator tots with their eyes all aglow
Santa and his reindeer
Angel painting
Die hard was originally a pagan festival
Dionysus god of wine meets tedious god of craft beer
No rapper can speak faster than a hungry Catholic saying grace
Bad bishop
Methodists: watch for Mormon crickets’ postcard
Physio therapist will give you more than you can handle