Benjamin Cutler

@uraniumanchor.com

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Donation Tracker Programmer for Games Done Quick. Formerly of Team Phobic.

*hacker voice* I'm in
Three Mina the Hollower achievements: Hardifier, Weirdifier, and Off the Grid, all with 0.4% or less completion rate.
Mina the Hollower achievement for beating a Spark Generator boss without taking damage. 0.9% completion rate as of posting.
Mina the Hollower, New Game Plus and Bone Keeper achievements, with a 0.5% and 0.7% completion rate respectively.
An error message saying "Your blame too long to compute."
Uranium Bracelet trinket in Mina the Hollower.
Dragondarch, DentedRazor, CodeGorilla, TheAxeMan, and UraniumAnchor.
when i bought my giant crystal ball the lady looked me in the eye and said "whatever you do, never EVER leave it uncovered when youre not home" and i said "oh wow because of spirits?" and she said "what? no bc if the sun hits it weird it'll burn down your house" important lesson
Big Moose Kicks coffee mug, full of Barbarian roast coffee.
GDQ Velocity and FF14 Yan plushes sitting side by side on a shelf.
2162 frames per second
Have a proven ability to design and build robust, scalable application programming interfaces using approaches such as representational state transfer, query‑based application programming interfaces, or modern remote procedure call frameworks. Any actual person would call these REST, API, and RPC.
Several bags of Dragon Roast Coffee on display on a counter.
Picture of the main AGDQ2026 ballroom, mostly disassembled.
Screenshot of the title screen of GravBot running on MacOS with Vulkan.
Picture of a Phobic Studios t-shirt.
Metal Storm Collector's Edition box.
A picture of the ending of Blaster Master for the NES, showing a completion time of 43:46.54 on LiveSplit for the US Glitchless category.
Ending screen after a Blaster Master US Glitchless speedrun, showing a time of 43:48, an 18 second save over previous PB.
Neera True Ending Completion with a stage time of 2 hours, 18 minutes, and 19.93 seconds. Total file time of 5 hours, 9 minutes, and 41.35 seconds. But that's what you get for watching all of the cutscenes.
You spent $1000 when ZFG was on at AGDQ2025 just to humblebrag? LMAO
A mug of hot chocolate with whipped cream