Urban Pantheist

@urbpan.bsky.social

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I love ALL of nature’s abominations

View from below looking up at Nicolas Cage with his hands spread. His hair is messy and he has an expression of panic on his face that he us trying to disguise as a comforting smile under his mustache. The background is a ceiling patterned with irregular diamond shaped spots.
A man hunches toward the camera wearing a wide brimmed Mass Audubon hat and a tshirt that says Amity Island Surf Shop while drinking a Masshole Light beer. He’s in a kitchen because if he went outside his pinkish white skin would crisp up into oozing red fragments.
A tan mushroom emerges from a log, sunlight filters through leaves above, and the mushroom’s gills seem illuminated.
Three artificial conifer trees in pink blue and purple standing in a park setting surrounded by closely mowed grass and small real trees
A photocopy of a map of Boston, with a serpentine trail winding from Mattapan, west and then north through the emerald necklace, ending at the bunker hill monument. Most of the trail is overlaid with blue highlighter, a few short sections are overlaid with orange. Handwritten notes naming the completed sections are in the margins.
A news anchor in a purple blouse and a short 80s haircut and makeup,is staring directly at us with her mouth open as she speaks. Over her shoulder is an indistinct gray image of figures in fog or haze, captioned “GLOOM.” Text at the bottom of the image identifies the anchor as “Carol Bland.”