Jeremy

@uruloke.tolkienguide.com

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Mostly Tolkien most of the time https://www.TolkienGuide.com

Peter Jackson in Corsair costume from The Return of the King.
The nine members of the Fellowship pose for a photo op. The various characters looks and outfits span cultures and peoples from around our world.
A cartoon tiger holding a sign, from a zoo in China. The English translation printed on the sign says “Be carefully slippery!”
Postcard, art print, stickers and bookmark that are Tolkien inspired.
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Artemis 2 crew wearing solar glasses
The "Meaning" of Leaf by Niggle Bertrand Alliot p 165 The Autobiographical Tolkien Heidi Steimel p. 191 Leaf by Tolkien? Allegory and Biography in Tolkien's Literary Theory and Practice Fabian Geier p 209 Redefining the Romantic Hero: a Reading of Smith of Wootton Major in the Light of Ludwig Tieck's Der Runenberg Martin Simonson p 233 Smith of Wootton Major, "The Sea-Bell" and Lothlórien: Tolkien and the Perils of Faërie Maria Raffaella Benvenuto p 251 A Star Above the Mast: Tolkien, Faërie and the Great Escape Anna E. Slack p 263 Journeys in the Dark Margaret Hiley p 279 Smith of Wootton Major Considered as a Religious Text Martin Sternberg p 293 Metaphysics of Myth: The Platonic Ontology of "Mythopoeia" Frank Weinreich p 325
Comic strip in your panels. An ant is lifted off the ground, and yells “oh my gosh, the rapture is happening! enjoy hell, losers!” The view zooms out and we see a bored person running the vacuum.
Blood moon partially eclipsed
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Black and white drawing of a warrior fighting a skeleton. What are the four core character classes? Wrong answers only.
• Has view: Yes • View description: Water • Has water view: Yes • Water view: Water
BnF Tolkien exhibition ephemera
Cover headline for Skyrack #20, 20th June 1960, showing two line-drawn gentlemen with suits, propellor beanies and confused looks on their faces.
Tolkien Maker of Middle-earth button badge set of four. Smaug, Raft-elves, dustjacket and Rivendell art as small rounded corner square metal pinback badges.
iPhone screen capture video. Network stats have been reset (no discord usage) No apps using the microphone. Open discord app. Now the microphone is being used. Discord is not logged in. Network stats now show discord traffic usage. Going back to discord app and returning to network stats show hundreds of kilobytes have been uploaded in a few seconds.
iPhone control center shows that the discord app is listening on my microphone
Screenshot of the website showing layout issue
Old poem titled “A Fart”, with a drawing of a man holding up his robe so his naked butt can pass gas onto a burning candle. The poem below says Since the world first begun, I was never once seen, Tho’ ev’ry one knows, in their presence I’ve been. No sooner I’m born than I give a loud cry, And your noses inform you, I presently die.
Slightly oversized EYES
Aragorn looks skeptically at something off to your left
A stylized pencil sketch of a rocky cave, with Gollum visible shaking his fist and calling out something in anger.
A swan shaped boat is flying through the air with stormclouds in the background. A huge black dragon is wrapped around it and breathing fire, which has set the mainsail aflame. A small figure stands on the ship, in shining white armor and holding a spear and a shield. Small dragons and eagles can be seen in the distance.
Cover of the 2026 Beyond Bree Calendar
Cover of the 2026 Beyond Bree Calendar, on a dark red background with white text. The image says "Beyond Bree" in a medieval tapestry style, with lots of scrollwork and small characters featured throughout.
A sad looking crouching gollum with his hands over his ears, and Samwise cuddling with s tree stump. I have no idea where the salt and pepper comes out
The Lord Of The Rings Collectible Electric Train Collection Manufactured by Hawthorne Village From the press release: “Hawthorne Village is proud to bring you an exclusive Market First, The Lord of the Rings™ electric train set, designed to whisk you away to a secret world of wizards, hobbits and elves, good and evil, and pulse-pounding battles. You'll feel as if you've been transported to Middle Earth with this illuminated collectible Lord of the Rings™ memorabilia, emblazoned with heroic scenes and characters from the movie, including Frodo, Aragorn, Gandolf, Legolas, and more!"
You tube homepage screenshot that just says “YouTube Search YouTube Your watch history is off You can change your setting at any time to get the latest videos tailored to you. Learn more Update setting”
1000 piece puzzle of The Elven City by artist Serena Malyon. Lots of subtle blue tones showing Lothlorien at night.
Túrin looking moody as the bass player for a band
“Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky” in the Zohran Msmdani campaign font
Cold be hand and heart and bone, and cold be sleep under stone: never more to wake on stony bed, never, till the Sun fails and the Moon is dead. In the black wind the stars shall die, and still on gold here let them lie, till the dark lord lifts his hand over dead sea and withered land.
Instruction sheet for anti slip tape for bathtubs, which says: Step 1: peel off the protective paper and stick it anywhere you like. Step 2: please make sure the area where you want to stick the strips is completely dry.
"Beyond Bree" text in illustrated manuscript layout with lots of little scenes and vignettes wrapped around the letters and floral decorations. Blue text with mainly glod, blue and red detail work.
Xkcd comic THIS WEEKEND, I HAD TO MAKE AN OVERSIZED SCREEN FOR A PORCH WINDOW. IT INVOLVED COUNTLESS TINY PROBLEMS, EACH SOMEHOW WAY HARDER THAN IT SHOULD BE. OBLIQUE ANGLES. CURVED EDGES. NONCOPLANARITY. (0-un) ^ (0) wº(26) ...I SOLVED THEM ALL. I MEASURED PRECISELY. I DID TRIGONOMETRY. I MADE CUSTOM PARTS. AND IT FIT PERFECTLY. NO GAPS, NO RIPPLES. I KNOW THAT YOUR FOUNDATION NORMALLY LIMITS ITS PURVIEW TO PHYSICS, MEDICINE, PEACE, CHEMISTRY, AND LITERATURE. HOWEVER, IF YOU REVIEW THE ATTACHED PHOTOS SHOWING HOW WELL THE SCREEN FITS INTO THE...
Gondolin by Barthelemy Aupetit. Panoramic view from below the city showing towers and walls above waterfalls, with snow capped mountains in the distance
Screenshot of the linked page, with the last column of the table hanging off the right edge of the screen
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Anke’s fox from the lower right corner of the original painting, looking at Tolkien
Small pieces of paper, scissors, cards and paper/pencils on a grey tablecloth.
A small hawk on the ground in my back yard attacks the closed glass sliding door.
HIS RAGE PASSES DESCRIPTION— THE SORT OF RAGE THAT IS ONLY SEEN WHEN RICH FOLK THAT HAVE MORE THAN THEY CAN ENJOY SUDDENLY LOSE SOMETHING THAT THEY HAVE LONG HAD BUT HAVE NEVER BEFORE USED OR WANTED. J.R.R. Tolkien The Hobbit: 75th Anniversary Edition #kindlequotes
The AOC of Popes @arobertswrite... • 56m I have inhaled my pizza. The AOC of Popes @aroberts... • 1hr Pizza ordered at last.
Isn’t this the cutest dragon you’ve ever seen?
The skeleton of Ori in the Chamber of Mazarbul (Moria)
POOP. vanilla flavored poop candy Rainbow Poop. Vanilla flavored poop-shaped candy. Poop Candy. Sweet relief. Collect them both. 4.99
Package instructions say “Refrigerate do not freeze” under a long-beaked penguin with bow-tie who is in a box that is crossed out
Meme showing movie Aragorn playing with an empty cardboard tube and then saying “This is a good sword”
Looking down from the back of the WWI museum auditorium at 200+ fans listening to Janet Croft speaking on the stage.
Suitcases, bags, and many boxes piled on a hotel bed
Five story tall indoor waterfall/staircase/garden installation in the Westin Kansas City hotel lobby
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A sampling of pinbacks (small circular metal buttons with a sharp pin on the rear, as likely to draw blood as hold it to your clothes) with Tolkien phrases and art on them
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First panel: Orc with reading glasses on a laptop, writing "Sauron, the invasion of Rohan is imminent". Second panel: Gandalf also on a laptop, with a thought bubble where he thinks to himself "Who added me to this group?"
Cover of The Lord of the Rings Illustrated By the Author edition, showing golden runes across the top and bottom, with Tolkien's drawing of Sauron's eye and ring surrounded by the Ring Verse in red colored Tengwar.