your pal uly

@uscocksman.bsky.social

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Legally obligated to this same idiotic name. Used to do stupid posts on a smart blog. Longhorns. Astros. Bourbon and gumbo enjoyer.

jack donaghy
an unamused cat
jon arbuckle lookin sexy as hell
jose altuve staring daggers
a kid looking at erling haaland while his brain works out wtf is happening
an olde timey handheld microcassette recorder
Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.s... • 31m -10000 odds on this one to be honest Dank Zombie Nickel @tavari... • 32m So which member of the 2026 World Cup team will be in this role in 2058? 7 32 ••• Charlie Fillenwarth @illinifan1280.b... • 27m It's cute that we think the United States will be a country in 2058. Barely a country now. 1 ••• Katie @ohweebeasties.bsky.social We better hope it is, since an alternative probably means tens of millions died.
rob delaney Jay Leno gazing into your eyes & putting on a denim condom
Tatsuya Imai's latest implosion further lessens Astros' expectations for starter
UAB (Alabama-Birmingham) $64 South Alabama $93 Arkansas State $114 Coastal Carolina $168 Southern Mississippi $172 Florida Atlantic (FAU) $177 Troy $201
reid wiseman sending love back to earth in the moments after naming a feature on the moon for his wife carroll, who died in 2020
the shadow of an unseen man, enormous and rather square, frozen in a moment of dispensing violent justice
you bitch, fuck you
emo mack brown is dead
jd vance's dainty hooves swallowed into the yawning void of two comically oversized shoes, laces drawn fully tight to absolutely no avail
JUDGMENT DAY COMES FOR ALL
a softball shaped hole in a building
an astronaut doing sick fuckin jumps on a sweet space dirt bike on the surface of, get this, literally mars
i honestly don't know what i'm looking at here
much to think about
an adult man getting choked out by a literal child. he's attempting to hold onto both his pride and his stupid red hat but only one of them is going to make it back to his truck
wemby hittin' em with the old captain america nope
a lie that reads: "An individual approached U.S. Border Patrol officers with a 9 mm semi-automatic handgun," the agency said in a statement. "The officers attempted to disarm the suspect but the armed suspect violently resisted."
the plans for the san antonio pride sidewalks, which extend from progress flags on each corner
a relatively slender football player wearing the biggest goddamn jersey you've ever seen in your life over some shoulder pads that are twice the width of his torso. the sleeves are roughly the same circumference as his waist, i mean just truly fuckin enormous
It won't let me post on that thread but the short answer is that the brain does not have any appreciable smell, at least in the OR with a mask on. Interestingly enough, the bone dust from drilling into the skull smells like Cool Ranch Doritos
a nice ass fire, cracklin’
chris from jawbreaker playing in a dang kilt
face down ass up in the middle of the dang street smh
gumbo, they said it couldn’t be done, they said it was impossible
an ICE cop in skinny jeans and a t-shirt is shoving a gun firmly into his own penis, hoping that his cheap web belt will function as something akin to a holster, which it will not
the right is starting to get better at comedy and it’s making lefties nervous
caddyshack 2, which i love like a raccoon loves hot garbage
a good city of austin logo
brett wallace, chris carter, justin maxwell, humberto quintero, jordan schafer, matt downs, jimmy paredes, chris johnson, and matt dominguez, all of whom could still pan out if we just give them a few hundred more plate appearances
an oyster, i think. it's hard to say for certain, because it's quite close. it is definitely wet
ohhhhhhh nooooooo
outtake from garfield's drunk paul masson wine commercial
mac's custom exercise bike from always sunny
the cracker barrel logo but it's the lord of the rings
jackyl – she loves my cock
a man with much to think about
a beaten man staggers from the swamp
What's the difference between an earthen apple, a potato, and an apple of the earth? Quelle est la différence entre une pomme de terre, une pomme de terre et une pomme de terre ?
Would you prefer a potato, or an apple of the earth? Préféreriez-vous une pomme de terre ou une pomme de terre ?