Long Time, First Time

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DADBOD is more than a word, it’s a lifestyle
it is easier to train oil drillers to become astronauts than to train astronauts to drill
Box score with “J. Green” listed deep in the depth chart
Martinelli’s apple juice bottle
“Anthony Volpe homers to shallow infield”
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue”