Technocrone.

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AI could have written this.

Screenshot of a post saying ‘Every Friday after market closes Trump posts that he is gonna nuke Iran, and the markets drop. Every Monday before markets open he lies that he spent the weekend talking with various world leaders, who all respond “what the fuck, no we didn’t.” The markets bounce back.’ The screenshot has a highlight around the date of the post, March 23, 2026.
A photo of AOC with a serious expression talking with RFK jr., the photo has a crude drawing of red lasers coming from her eyes.
Man sitting in front of tech parts with many cords connecting up to a large white filled mushroom. Overlaid text says, “ ‘I asked ChatGPT” OK well I logged into my local mycelial network’
Sleepy bumblebee sleeping for dear life on a purple bearded iris.
Four panel comic depicting two friends talking. “I don’t understand why people think genz has no life skills.” “Me neither. I learned how to assist in emergency childbirth just last week.” Pause. “WHY??” “Heavens forbid a woman have side quests!”