Congo

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Black Bic ink drawing on yellow legal pad, of a thing or another, Poison Ivy’s nipple likely. It’s 4am, I haven’t slept yet… oh now 5am, I haven’t posted yet. It looks like a rubber pumpkin splatted onto the floor. Scribbles and scrabbles, bibbles and babbles.
Spider Triumphant. It’s hanging upside down, bulbous butt pattern mimicking the terrible Strong Bads head and angry face; developed to deter wild The Cheats. There are red cartoon boxing gloves at the ends of the four triumphal legs, likely evolved for replying to email. Spidey is brown, black and cream.
Photo: One very angry spider beagle, with giant melon head. It stands looking directly at you. Its four arms are raised in anger, four legs are splayed in a fighting stance. Is he mad? Listen, bud His cranium’s shaped Like the humble spud Can he swing From a thread? Not with that Big giant head Hey, there! Look at his giant head Giant head Off his meds Maybe he’s hungry and underfed Mostly shaded Tans and blacks Cream segmented Brown thorax Watch out! Don’t mention his giant head.
Bic black ink on yellow legal pad drawing of a black ink bottle, I think. Bulldog grip heavy ink fuzzy squiggle lines. I read once not to have hairy and fuzzy lines, draw a continuous line. But on a small enough scale, elegant arced lines are hairy and fuzzy too, so fuck it.
Black and white flyer for the 14th annual Harry Dean Stanton Fest - July 10-12, 2026 - Lexington, KY. It features the wonderfully craggy face of HDS wearing a cowboy hat and playing a guitar. Timely. Posted July 14, 2026.
Ugh: Bic black ink drawing on yellow legal pad paper. It’s sposed to be a dragonfruit bisection, with thick pointed rind, leaves, and a gelatinous center filled with little black seeds. But it’s all heavy footed with brutish scraggles and hairy ink. It ends up looking like a wood carved cross section of what 16th century monks imagined the inside of a testicle to look like; swarming with icky sin. An aquarium oily slick with the sickness of men. To be fair, the O does look like a cross section of Orko’s testicle.
Close up of portalrealms post showing lil shadowed scale figures standing at the edge of the Enterprises saucer. Behind them the saucer rises up, capped by the bridge nipple. Ford nacelles peak up from behind the saucer. The first figures body language looks perplexed, like he’s saying “Where?” The second figure shows that Bigfoot is real in Star Trek, all grainy footage sasquatch-walking pose, trailing away from the third figure who’s pointing at the yeti and likely saying “There’s Bigfoot!”
Section of Portalrealms K’tinga post about the be-greebling of said ship. Highlights something weird looking to me, like they pasted two pictures together in a precise way.
Bic black ink on yellow legal pad drawing of a paintbrush. The brush is angled from lower right to upper left, pointing out all the mistakes in the drawing and artists life.
Silent Bob, large, bearded, dark outfit, riding a bicycle with Jay on the back. Jay is obscured by Bob so that only his head peeks out from behind. They both looked surprised by the Talosians power of illusion.
Space: the sun peaks around the blue Earth, while the refit Enterprise orbits. On the front of the saucer is a mustache, so I think we’re incognito… probably so existing Earth satellites don’t recognize the ship.
Black ink on yellow legal paper; frantically lined and shaded little teapot. My fingers are short and stout and cannot produce elegance.
The terrible, ferocious… CROCOSTIMPY. A cartoon of Stimpy, bulbous orange and tan cat with a blue boxing nose. He stands upright, dragging a lizard tale and holding a metal lunchbox.
A small, red dog bone treat, propped in front of a large red, white and yellow Milk-Bone box. If you squint, upon the treats upper parts is the Sharpie likeness of Leon Redbones signature sunglasses, mustache and soul patch.
A black ink on legal yellow pad drawing of a crapapple. The lines are fuzzy and frantic, a reflection of the hair clogged input/output of the “artist”, me, mighty Congo. It’s vaguely apple shaped, too large a stem and lack of apple contours make it look like a pube-filled cherry.
Black and white photo of Krankor, wielding a thermomag-netic device which can be directed to any point. Krankor is… like if Wario wore a rooster outfit.
Animated Star Trek background of a small green moon or planetoid. Black space and star background. Giant yellow letters say “The Blurst of Times” written by C.M. Burns.
Concept art posted by the great Portalrealm, of the Enteprise D’s science station, in neat black ink outline on white paper. A large and ragged hole reveals the plumbing pipes and techno boxes behind the station. Center hole is a deluxe boxed set of the Beatles album Magical Mystery Tour. The writing says “Trek ‘In Theory’ Mystical Magical Science I’m where the wall was. Goo, goo, g’joob.”. It’s my day off and I take a lot of drugs, but none of them stop me from posting. Some seem to encourage it. I’ll see myself out… …I know the Blue Jay Way /runs
A fuzzy black ink on yellow legal paper drawing of a space-radiship in profile. Cause if you’re smart enough to make a spaceship, you’re smart enough to make it radish shaped, not because you yourself are radish shaped, but because you’re not. The tail is too short, cause I ran out of paper and talent.
The episode where Marge must paint a flattering portrait of mean Mr. Owl. This is a photo of a taxidermied and plucked owl. Like if a chicken were Mr. Burns, from the Simpsons. It has big orange eyes, the pale popcorn skin of a man who doesn’t even take their shirt off to shower. Horrifyingly educational, but that’ll make it stick…
Newspaper front page on the teeny tiny TOS Tricorder screen. A photo of Spock holding his booking number is centered. The picture is captioned Spock Pinched… get it? Vulcans are notorious pinchers, and pinch is another term for getting caught. I could be a mid-tier local newspaper headline writer with wit like this.
Spock, from Star Trek IV: the One With the Bus Punk, reaches across the bus to nerve pinch a man who just wants to listen to his tunes.
The cartoon mice from the movie The Rescuers. The mice are dressed for a night out, maybe… not sure I’ve seen this movie. They’re flying past apartment windows at night. For just a few frames, if you pause quickly enough, there is a shirtless William Shatner in one of the windows.
Tuvix lives… in black and white under the cover of the Signal. He stands, besuited, next to a man selling papers. Tuvix is looking right at you, suspecting you can see.
Shave your McMuffin, two bits. A picture of an ad for an Egg McMuffin. McMuffin is a round sandwich, stacked with cheese, egg and boar ham. Beside it is a Bic safety razor, white handle, yellow head, shaped like an uppercase T. The McMuffins ham has thick black stubble that you should shave before eating, like your mom.
Nog and O’Brien, on DS9, lit from above, shoulders up shot. Nog marvels and smiles looking at the self sealing stembolt held in his hands. O’Brien stands in front, smugly looking like he has revealed the secret of the universe to Nog. He has lots of time to teach Nog ever since Coach Gowron expanded his one on one aerobic classes with Keiko to twice a day and three times on Saturdays.
Khans cans recognize Taco, even though Khan was season one of Bluesky, and Tacos first appearance was in Bluesky season two.
Khaaaans glorious pectoral muscles, bulging and firm, in a guest appearance on Admiral Cartwrights classic space western, Star Pec. There’s nothing else in this photo, only these two magnificent man cans.
Kahn Noonien-Hoëk shows off his massive pectoral muscles. He’s a scraggly and scrawny little chihuahua who dreamed that pecs would fill the void inside.
Sonic the Hedgehog standing confidently atop Tails’ cherry red biplane. They’re approaching a construction red platform, far, faaaarrrr into the blue sky. Sonic, on his last life, after getting sooo far, is readying to jump onto the platform, miss it and fall for a stomach sinking eternity. Eternity ends with a muted boink sound.
Hand drawn refit Enterprise in the upper left corner, itty-bitty TOS Federation super-cute widdle ship. It’s a compacted saucer section, one shortened nacelle center back, pooched saucer belly, with deflector emerging from duck lipped saucer cavity in front. It’s a black and white photocopied cover of Star Fest Eighty-Eight, signed by Deforest Kelley and Patrick Stewart, I think.
One of the Raiders stands on stage. Red background, red coat, red guitar, red face from kicking for the whole set.
Carol Anne, small pale blonde kid from Poltergeist, looks back from a tv playing static. Mouth is slightly agape, eyes almost looking at you, the camera. She’s about to announce to your five year old self watching this on The Movie Channel, that this movie will violently take the place of your psyche and the rest of your body and mind will grow up twisted and malformed around it.
Brian from MST3K, an omnipotent being from planet Observer, stands looking at us, presenting a large Petri dish containing Spock’s brain. Brian is pale white, wears a purple cape and hood. Like how Skeletor looked before steroids.
Guy holding a Star Trek Voyager phaser rifle and looking off into the distance. Guy wears a blue Lacoste shirt from the future. The collar is popped for maximal coolness and features the signature Lacoste Gorn patch on the left breast. The guy looks like Dad from the Adventures of Pete and Pete. If you get either of these references, you are old.
The scene from My Kitchen: the Motion Picture, when I try to revive a watermelons memory patterns by placing a pressure cooker gasket on the melon. The caption reads “…Wil?”
From left to right, Xena the green dancing lady, Captain Thumbhead, Tango the horse who dances the waltz, Charles Xavier and Custom Aspect Ratio Spock. They’re all toys.
Jim Nabors reel for the album Tomorrow Never Comes. Jim is in a tuxedo with bow tie.
A burial shroud SLASH blanket. It’s grey with a duck hovering above a body of water. The caption reads “SEE YOU IN HELL” It has many frilly… frills.
Four adult character actors and one kid all sitting inside a truck or van, I forget. One angry younger man behind the wheel, woman rides shotgun holding the kid, two older folks in the backseat; a man and woman. All white, dressed in casual shopping clothes. Outside the vehicle is a very dense mist. Inside the vehicle is very bad advice.
A cartoon baby’s arm wearing a baby bracelet that reads “Yor” The bracelet is yellow with black writing, the babby is pale, wears a white shirt and covered by a pale blue blankie.
Two pieces of white bread that kinda look like the Cheat, from Homestar Runner. The lights flick off and on; almost, but not quite, to the beat. Cheat bread lays flat on a white paper towel.
A black and white close up of the guts of the TOS Enterprise models bussard. It looks to have broken glass in it.
A crude ink line drawing of a Star Trek type space ship; big oval saucer, walrus teeth connecting uh, pylons that go back to little engines shaped like Reese’s Easter egg themed peanut butter cups. The overall color is coffe drinker teeth yellow.
Stella, Harry Mudds android wife simulator. She stands looking directly at the camera, a little unnerving really. She’s giving the spouse death stare; the one where you KNOW WHAT YOU DID. Pale Stella is dressed in a horrid black and green swirled sleeveless dress. The shoulder straps feature black feathers, sparse and sickly looking. She wears no visible makeup and has a tight red hairdo with a little chute of hair at the top. There’s a bit of sideboob, but the entire look seems meant to invoke a drowned rat/Alice the Goon kinda unappealing look. For story, they dressed this fine lady down to make her unappealing as possible to Harry.
Kirk stands looking at Spock all gussied up like he’s somebody. Kirk is wearing an old yellowed and stained undershirt, holding a spacebrew. Kirks right arm (the spacebrew arm) is paler than his left arm (the flipping off Spacedock out the rolled down bridge window arm).
The cross stitched response to the cross stitched question “Butterhole what” White cross stitch fabric with the words “Whipped Butterhole” using black thread.
What is it like to be Chief O’Brien? The emptiness leeches at your existence for hours and days on end. You feel if it lasts long enough you won’t be able to make it back even if you wanted to. But you don’t want to. A console light blinks once and stops.
A black and white KISS faced, short haired husky wearing festive antlers. He’s angrily barking out the caption “MEWWY CHWISTMAS BABBY JEBUS” He was our best boy
Spock’s dad, Mark Lenard, maintained several secret families across the quadrant. Each knew nothing of each other until his death in 2368. This photo shows his earth child, Lonnie Komihn and his father, Sarek. Sarek disturbingly shows his chest, forehead and smiles broadly for the camera. He wears a white, button up shirt with poppies embroidered on it. Lonnie wears a spacejean jacket and half smiles through the puzzled look on his face. Who was this man that his mother called “Your father”?
A picture of my hobby bench during the 2 years I occasionally worked on the Polar Lights 1/350 scale refit Enterprise model. Taken shortly before packing it away in shame. The white deflector housing sits on a brown desk with assorted tools and tubes that are probably dried out by now, cause that was like 10 years ago, man.
Footprints in the sand of the pelican that carried a manatee during the hardest time of the manatee’s life.
A black and white photo of Mystery Science Theater 3000 theater silhouettes. They’re watching Night of the Blood Beast. The scene is an X-ray showing 9 little Zillas growing inside YOU!
I would never LEGO Beverly.
Worfs head as a drinking stein. It’s magnificent.
A crude, fuzzline drawing of a modified Dalek ascending the stairs. See they could have a diagonal and reversed escalator skirt to go up stairs, then change back to their hoverskirt once they get to the top, and continue the chase. The caption reads “ESCALATE! ESCALATE! ESCALATE!”. Artist hasn’t watched past the second Dr, the one that looks like Shemp.
The Edith Keeler newspaper from Star Trek. Spock’s mugshot is pasted over Edith’s, and caption replaced with “Spock Pinched”
Hand written suggestion ““It would be nice to see a bazooka-type reaction from this photon exhaust area.”. Red ink on black and white close up of the Enterprise refits photon exhaust area, where it would be nice to see a bazooka type reaction.
Crocostimpy encounters Mothra Höek on a sandy shore. Crocostimpy is a reddish orange lizard cat hybrid. He has a blue nose and an unfocused, doofball stare. Höek is a light tone fleshy color chihuahua head on a tiny moth body. Its eyes bulge pink with dilated pupils, its wings fade to pink.