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an unedited screenshot of the “oh man that is mega nasty that is dog shit” achewood panel now that it’s been ai-upscaled. it is mega nasty and it is dog shit.
Screenshot from the game “Mario is Missing”. Luigi is speaking to a woman, “Where am I? Where’s the nearest koopa? What is this?”
photo of three squirrels all rooting around in 3 different pots. in the distance, a fourth squirrel keeps watch perched upon an empty topiary frame
some guy: And all of those stores likely weren’t sent an early build of the game that contained content that may have been borderline or outright illegal in many territories. my beautiful wife: jump to around 8:50 in this video from South Park: The Stick of Truth, available now on steam (link to video)
photo of a deer that winter thought was a squirrel
heinous billboard with dead eyed man that says “ex-gays prove change is possible”
the smushface clay statue
someone quote dunking me by saying “i love the words libertarian and fascist next to each other. i love when language loses meaning.” below that is the top of the same person’s post saying “i really need to go back to my social media feed looking like this” but the rest of it is cut off
the zophar’s domain logo with laser eyes
douglas p of death in june striking a stupid idiot pose tooting a little horn. what the fuck is wrong with you listening to this man.
Incredible image from Hana No Asuka Gumi, it’s a diagonally split screen frame where on top is two shocked anime women and on the bottom is a broad looking angry upside down through her legs showing her out of frame ass
the pacman ghosts
image from my phone showing I have 223 phone call notifications
Two incredible character portraits in ultima 7 serpent isle. the first looks like off-brand peter steele and the second is a skeleton from a Halloween store on vhs. There’s also text but I didn’t read it. The font is horrible and hurts to even look at.
3 panel vince mcmahon busting rope meme with text: YOURE AN ERRAND BOY SENT BY GROCERY CLERKS TO COLLECT A BILL
the come and see kid, yassified
zoom of the ai-enhanced image of the shooting suspect showing his shirt is obviously made with ai
bubble wrap usps envelope made for mailing kik alicha across great distances
a corkscrew
the guy in a sleeveless shirt that says SATIRE REQUIRES A CLARITY OF PURPOSE AND TARGET LEST IT BE MISTAKEN FOR AND CONTRIBUTE TO THAT WHICH IT INTENDS TO CRITICIZE
drawing illustrating two point perspective
squirrel perching atop a small topiary cage. squirrel was doing that for like 5 minutes straight.
old vhs screen grab of an 80s commercial with an interstitial screen reading NOBODY BEATS the BRICK 14 Bay Area Locations
old video still of the sign outside a mall called “Pyramid Mall Plattsburgh” with a logo that is a triangle that has a palm tree or a butthole in it. beneath it another sign reads: COMPUTER PICTURES ALL MONTH
my mentions where friendly nice people are liking my post about bluesky being overrun by terrifying libs but also a notification letting me know ive been followed by someone named Blue4Democracy and other names like that.
the photo of everyone taking a photo of the flaming trash can but the doom hud is beneath it so it looks like the trash can is a gun
some nobody named “megan mcardle“ who only has 839 followers
very splotchy comic drawing of the desert dweller by my wife winter
two squirrels, both standing on two separate overturned flower pots, both staring into the camera
horrible little doll. not explaining where its from. just accept that its an insanely cursed reference and do not dig further.
griffith berserk, holding his crimson behelit which is graham linehans head
iconic floor and curtain combo from the black lodge, diy replicated quite poorly
beavis has moved closer to the camera and is blocking view of the previous post
bsky screencap showing a guy with neo from the matrix following me just now
magazine ad for Revolution X, a game memorializing the brave gen x-ers who died while stage diving at a scritti politti concert
Pew research poll showing some insanely barbaric opinions held by a significant chunk of the populace. Taken from https://www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/2025/02/26/americans-have-grown-more-supportive-of-restrictions-for-trans-people-in-recent-years/
James Duval as Jordan with a shotgun in his mouth in the Doom Generation (1995). Joke would have been better with a still from the castration scene but I’d get yelled at
Commander Bidens husband is dead. He does not want to remarry. He only wants sex. See his pussy. CLICK HERE.
Commander the dog, humiliated
Google AI overview reading: ✨ AI Overview +2 Redfoo kissed Skyblu as a stage move and part of the act during LMFAO's performances, specifically during their hit song "Party Rock Anthem". It was a popular visual that became iconic with the band.
The brand of sacrifice from berserk, bleeding to indicate the presence of a nearby demon
Original 3.5” Wasteland disk found in my parents house
slint spiderland cover where the lads are in a lake but jaes pfp is in there too.
Dog with speech bubble saying the thing the dumb guy said earlier today: “The primary message they now is get is "YOU'RE BAD" without any meaningful attempt to offer healthy pathways beyond "Don't”
Photo of a guy in front of a wall mid-painting. Text reads: “Don’t Fret, Local Street Art Legend Who Championed The Underdog, Dies At 36”
Two headed podrace announcer from the best Star Wars film, “Episode 1”
Larry King microphone intro but it says Bee Larry King. Which is accurate, because in the movie he is a bee. That might seem strange, but it is a movie about bees.
incredibly tacky Y2K era purse. it’s green and olive with neon green and black details. it’s got ridiculous graphics and a cell phone compartment sized to fit a flip phone. the brand name seems to be “version 5.0”. i would wear it with a denim visor and a cargo skirt
October 19, 2024. After being contacted by the Mirror, Mr Linehan today issued a statement claiming: "This is part of a long history of the police acting as a goon squad for trans rights activists."
Image from an old sega game cyborg hunter. A blonde woman looks forward with a washed out unintentional almost tran pride flag behind her. Her dialogue reads: THERE IS A PSYCHO GUN SOMEWHERE IN THIS AREA. BE SURE TO GET IT.
Screenshot of genius lyrics annotation for The Mountain Goats’s “Dilaudid” that reads: ‘Combined with the rest of verse 4, these lines can be interpreted as revealing the narrator’s sexual partner to be transgender. The thing her body was not meant to do, is in the full sense of the song opioids, but in the context of this verse the thing her body wasn’t meant to do was also to hike up her fishnets. The Mountain Goats continue an interest in transgender and cross dressing issues in their lyrics to this day, for instance, most recently at time of writing, in their song “picture of my dress”’ It has 17 thumbs downs and users have marked it “a stretch”
Sarah McBride looking smug in front of a blurry background with a big red stamp on the image reading NOT ROCKIN’ WITH TOILET. (Apologies to JLP)
nickelodeon’s are you afraid of the dark title card. the font is beveled and a hand holds a match. to answer the question: yes, very.
Monta, a beautifully round and stocky cat whose dignity is a model for all.
cover of the videogame duke nukem. it’s angled so you’re looking up at him like you’re about to blow him (normal straight man desire). he has one big hand holding a pistol and one tiny hand with acrylic nails.
zoomed in section of this guys pfp where he’s using a sock as a pocket square
Screenshot from the windows 3.1 program “catz “ which let you adopt a virtual “catz” and it would do mischief on your desktop. the catz attempt to be 3d by being made of circles.
skunk with a speech bubble so it’s saying the previous post