devin kharpertian

@uuords.bsky.social

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i (mostly) stopped posting over there. i probably will continue to (mostly) stop posting over here too.

Tweet from @MNateShyamalan: founder of costco: [drunk as hell] it’s gonna have hot dogs and optometrists
It’s Always Sunny meme: “Oh my god! That’s disgusting. Where?”
A text from New Jersey assemblywoman Rosy Bagolie.
Sopranos meme “it’s anti-italian discrimination” with the word italian replaced with Armenian
Meta post from Matt Walsh: “Vance Delivers Strong Message To Young Men: 'Don't Allow This Broken Culture' To Dictate Who You Are”
Text: “Rumor has it that before every game he ever played, Rickey stood completely naked in front of a full length mirror in the locker room and said, "Ricky's the best! Rickey's the best!" over and over for several minutes.”
Tony Allen tweet from 2012 in which he tags himself and says “Salute ya self for being a real dude!!!”
Lead NYT story: “Kamala Harris is not offering sweeping change, even as voters express dissatisfaction about the direction of the country. She's an institutionalist who wants to preserve democratic ideals, and an incrementalist who believes progress takes time. That means her pragmatic approach could be frustrating to some supporters.”
The first sentence of Trump’s answer to a question about inflation: “So, you know, it's such a great question in the sense that people don't think of grocery.”
highlighted portion of NYT article about polling: “As I wrote last weekend, the recall vote measure has been extremely inaccurate in the past — so inaccurate that it would have made the polls less accurate in every election in recent memory. But a majority of pollsters are now using it anyway, and it's entirely possible that it will make their polls look more like the final result in the end.”
NYT post-debate headline: “Harris and Trump Bet on Their Own Sharply Contrasting Views of America”
NYT headline about Trump casting Kamala as an “other” that reads: “Trump uses timeworn tactic to stoke suspicion about Harris”
A facebook post depicting Jesus as an MMA boxer kicking a hyperrealistic devil in the face in a boxing ring with the caption “why don’t pictures like this ever trend?” I don’t even know man
Plot line from Wikipedia from Super Buddies, the last installment in the Air Bud franchise. “The Buddies find five magical rings from the planet Inspiron.”
Twitter trending topic: GTA 6, Trending with Sandra Day O‘Connor, Peter Griffin
a very good dog named Olive