Yubi - Give a knave an inch, and he'll take an ell

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Textile Conservator. TTRPG creator, live-tweeter, they/them trans, ADHD/Tourettes. Views mine. No Nazis, Terfs, Tories. Accessibility NOW! Profilepic @freddeye

A photo of the front of a Walmart super centre.
A packet of strawberry and peanut butter uncrustables.
A stack of pancakes covered in whipped cream, bananas, Nutella, and pancake syrup. There’s also a slice of melon and some butter in packets.
A packet of original flavour hickory sticks.
A bar of strawberry flavoured Laffy Taffy
A huge plate of food covered in slabs of meat, ribs, and veg. Next to it is a side salad and a cream cake thing.
Rows on rows of slot machines at a casino.
Two packets of twizzlers, one cherry and one strawberry, with two twizzlers next to them.
A bottle of water from the Gatorade brand.
A plate of deep fried broccoli and a dipping sauce.
Hot chocolate in an orange cup, an almost finished croissant, and a huge cinnamon roll.
Two bowls of melted cheese over heaters, surrounded by plates of carrots, asparagus, broccoli, meat, and breads.
A photo of a top loading clothes washing machine with an orange little box of tide brand detergent.
A packet of Chips Ahoy cookies with triple chocolate chunks.
A little bottle of concentrated Kool-Aid and a bottle of Dasani water.
A plate of half eaten churros.
A bowl of chips, cheese curds, shredded elk meat, and brown gravy, topped with spring onions.
A three musketeers and butterfinger candy bar next to each other.
A box of pumpkin spice Cheerios, a box of Froot Loops, and a box of gogo squeez apple sauce pouches.
A screenshot showing I’ve walked just over 20,000 steps in one day.
A tray of condiments to add to fajitas including guacamole, tomato, sour cream, and cheese.
A peach tea snapple with a river behind it.
A bowl of white clam chowder soup and salad with blue cheese dressing.
A timbit with coloured spots inside and coloured sprinkles on it.
A timbit with a pink cream filling and pink sprinkles.
A plain looking timbit with a white glaze.
A brown timbit, with a white glaze.
A plain looking circular doughnut bit on a fork with a bite missing.
The inside of a box of assorted timbits, little circular doughnuts with different flavours.
A photo of a bunch of food from Tim Hortons. On the left is a sealed box of Timbits. Then a box of scrambled egg, crumbled meat, hash browns, and sauce. Then a latte in a cup. Then a muffin in a bag.
A packet of original Oreo’s.
A bottle of international delight hazelnut praline coffee creamer.
A full plate showing slices of roast beef, broccoli and cauliflower, roast potatoes, a salmon fillet, and gnocchi with pesto.
A fancy glass full of ice and ice tea.
A little squirrel on a tree.
A 1l chocolate milk jug. It is short and squat.
A plate of fried chicken with a lemon wedge, and a roll of snow crab, mayo, and rice in seaweed.
A bowl of edamame beans and fries with toppings.
Two French toasts, slices of bananas, strawberries, and pecans dusted with icing sugar and syrup. Also a swirl of whipped cream and a watermelon slice.
A mug of coffee with a little pod of creamer.
A picture of a takeaway showing a large meat rib, two cornbreads, a tub of baked beans, and a tub of poutine.
A photo of a bottle of Mug Root beer.
A photo of the corn dog stick which says Jalapeño.
A bitten corn dog showing some oozing orange and a green thing.
A corn dog on a 7-eleven packet.
A bag of Lays ketchup flavoured crisps with one outside the bag. The seasoning is bright red and splattered across it like a blood splatter.
A bag of Cheezit Originals.
A bag of mini Chips Ahoy! With promotional material featuring Moana and Maui.
A bottle of North American Dr Pepper.
A chicken and omelette waffle burger with a tub of maple syrup.
A calculator showing 2 to the power of 19, equalling 524288.
An altered version of Lightning Bolt from Dominaria United. A woman in a red robe stands on a cliff top shooting lightning. The art has been extended to the edges of the card.
A snowy landscape showing a lake.
A photo of a train where the destination sign says “Chillin’”.
A photo through a window of a cloudy sky with dark trees. The sky looks like it is painted gold with no blue or white visible.
A picture of a magic the gathering play mat absolutely covered in extremely powerful cards. The life counter shows I still have almost all my life and my opponents very little. The board is extremely complex and gained via a milling deck coupled with cards that let me take sacrificed creatures and cast at no mana cost.
A six panel comic in a very simple style, hand drawn. First panel shows a customer outside a shop called “check it out!” She says “oh hell yeah I’ll check this supermarket out!” And points to the sign. The next panel is her with sparkling joyful eyes and her hands at her cheeks. Text around her reads “wow! So cool! So much stuff! Good prices! Neat!”. The third panel is the same view but now she looks scared and sweaty, hands trembling and lowered. She says “w-wait…the tills… what… what’s that…” The forth panel shows two tills with two workers. At the very end a figure shrouded in darkness stands on the ends of the tills, their arms crossed. The text “doom” reads behind them. The fifth panel is an unsettling upshot of the figure’s face. The final panel is the same but the mouth is open and they simply say “buy.”
A black text on a white background. It reads: get to know my music taste. For every like, I will post one song I love ❤️
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