uzworm

@uzworm.bsky.social

506 Followers 231 Following

Played the accordion once in like 2011 and still haven't lived it down. Asexual, disabled, plural (Claire says hi! 🤭) content guy

The cover of Pro Bowling 2026 for Xbox
A scam text that reads "I've got smoked salmon bagels, come share with me! 😋"
An edited version of the Star Trek TNG title with the episode name "FUCKING MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK"
A blatantly AI-generated image of a Verizon phone display
A Tumblr Ad that reads "walking based on your weight". It then has several weight categories with illegible text and pictures of glass figures filled with strawberries.
Two disappointed Wild fans
The Simpsons "thinking about utopia" meme
LA Kings coach DJ Smith looking like Rodney Dangerfield
LA Kings coach DJ Smith looking silly after his team is scored on
The Scooby Doo unmasking a ghost meme, with the text "Now we'll see who's really behind Bluesky's Infrastructure!", with the ghost revealed to be Lindy Ruff.
A meme of Skeletor screaming "THE COURT HAS COME TO A 5-4 DECISION"
A four panel comic of a man stirring pasta, who takes the plastic tonged spoon he's using to stir it with to kill a cockroach on the microwave. He then says "Why did I do that"
LA Kings head coach D. J. Smith looking unhappy during a 4-1 loss to the Buffalo Sabres.
The Tampa Bay Lightning's Corey Perry about to fall to the ice after being pummeled by the Buffalo Sabres' Beck Malenstyn.
A red beanie baby bear with its arms held up by someone in a crystal palace shirt
uzworm, wearing a black Crystal Palace shirt, holding a blue rubber duck and a red beanie baby bear
A Google AI overview. "In basketball, a "flush" refers to a powerful dunk, typically executed with one or two hands, that forcefully puts the ball through the hoop."
A picture from the Jackbox Party Pack game Nonsensory, green on a black background, showing a "Chirop-raptor" clawing someone's back. The person is smiling and saying "yay".
The "I;m thinking about thos Beans" meme
A bowl of orange jello with mandarin oranges suspended in it.
The "What if I told you" meme with "uzworm thanksgiving stream" as the bottom text
A Tiktok video duet. The original video is a semi truck covered in caked-on mud being powerwashed. On the right, uzworm explains how those sorts of jobs require you to be wet and miserable, and aren't actually that satisfying.
A geoguessr screenshot of a billboard for an injury lawyer. The Lawyer is holding his hands together and wearing shades next to giant text that reads "WHO HURT YOU?". At the bottom left corner, uzworm is wearing sunglasses and holding his hands in the same way.
A sign at the Christ United Methodist Church reading "God Bless America! Free trip to heaven! DETAILS INSIDE"
A TV ad for "100 MG Generic Viagra". The text is cut off at the top. The ad contains a QR code and a big red circle with the words LEGAL LOOPHOLE in it.
A horse named "Patrick the Pony" on TikTok Live
A tweet by the US Men's soccer team @USMNT: "10 years ago: Scowclasico" Two pictures are shown. One of Jermaine Jones with snow in his hair and the other of uzworm in a USA Hockey jersey in a crowd, screaming.
A Tiktok live by "Patrick the pony"
A quote tweet. The original tweet is by @thenry019: "With a view to the 2026 World Cup, which is taking place in his home country, among others, he made the request to take his next step at the Colorado Rapids. We wish Paxten all the best and lots of success for his future." The quote tweet is by @ManagerTectical, and reads "I speak for every single American when I say that we do not want a single Colorado Rapids player in the USMNT 🇺🇸"
A picture from a CO Rapids game in the Supporters section. Three white people are in frame
An article from a 1991 issue of Playboy titled "Are you a Child Pornographer?"
An issue of Playboy from 1998.
Two orange Hamtaro-style hamster characters depicting uzworm and Claire.
The end of a road. There is a sign that says "Road Ends" after the road has already ended.
Sonic saying "Ok well that's stupid" from Tails Gets Trolled
A picture of an article from the Firefox Splash page. It is a bowl with several brown eggs in it, though the two on top could be mistaken for boobs
Red Rocks before a Weird Al show
A rainbow over Morrison, Colorado
The "I sleep/Real shit" meme. On the top, sleeping Shaq (with a Twitch emote photoshopped on his forehead) is next to the text "Creators with hundreds of thousands of followers saying slurs on main". On the bottom, now awake and crunch Shaq is next to the text "French flag with cartoon red X through it".
A Minecraft build of a poison dart frog, red in color with black spots and white feet.
A drawing of My Little Pony where Princess Celestia is saying "okay so 18 pounds of cokane, 12 pounds of crake and 7 male stripers. but make sure none of them are white, i can't see the coke on them if they are"
A screencap from Geoguessr. The correct answer is in France and the pin was placed in the middle of Antarctica. Geoguessr says "Good Guess!"
A "Come and Go" Gas station
The aftermath of Crystal Palace winning the FA Cup at a bar. Several men are jumping on each other.
Steve Dangle reacting angrily to the Panthers scoring against the Maple Leafs
The "NOT WHAT I'M CALLED" meme with uzworm being called a picture of an Uzi.
A clock. The second hand ticks 5 seconds at a time
A meme showing various kinds of worms with descriptions, including an Earth Worm, a Gummi Worm, a Worm on a Strong, Inch the Beanie Baby, and a sour gummi worm. It has been photoshopped to include uzworm.
Red from Pokemon Red/Blue looking into the trash can the Captain of the SS Anne vomited into. It's captioned "Yuck! Shouldn't have looked!"
Red from Pokemon Red/Blue looking into the trash can the Captain of the SS Anne vomited into. It's captioned "Yuck! Shouldn't have looked!"
The I, Robot Will Smith meme. Will Smith asks "Y'all got any chests that don't hurt?". The robot responds "no"
A scoop picking blueberries in a field and dumping them into a bucket.
A scam Twitter porn DM, with the response "Huge breasts, you say?"
A Youtube video by TED Talks titled "What You Can Learn Crossing The Ocean in a Canoe"
A very poorly made Minecraft Knuckles the Echidna
Peter Tomarken from Press Your Luck
Peter Tomarken from Press Your Luck
A promotional image for the 2025 24-Hour Charity Hut, taking place on Feb 8-9th from 1pm MT to 1pm MT at twitch.tv/uzworm.
A picture of Psych drawing Claire in Gartic phone