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afrodominican 🇩🇴 🏳️‍⚧️ they/them or die mad about it 👻 award winning horror author. I write a lot. https://vetirado.carrd.co

The Watcher saying "I have seen everything that has ever happened. And yet, what the hell is this?"
I Believe in Mister Bones by Max Booth III
A screenshot of a Steam notification thanking me for buying the game Desktop Explorer.
The total collection of The Adventure Zone comics with some volumes being doubled or tripled for a very stupid and embarrassing reason (I kept forgetting when I preordered them and did it again months later.)
An assortment of cookbooks from various IP's. Top Row: Dungeons & Dragons Heroes' Feast, The Dungeonmeister Cookbook, The Official Wednesday Cookbook, The Official Stardew Valley Cookbook, The Official Runescape Cookbook
Bluray dvd of Over The Garden Wall
The bluray dvd complete series of Star Trek Lower Decks.
A black elf in a purple and black dress and glasses, staring sternly at the viewer, with her hands resting on the table in front of her.
a black elf in a black and purple dress holding a tankard of bubbling ale on the left. the right is a close up of her eye and a waist up portrait of her looking ominously at ths viewer.
Oh, how the turntables...
Cover of YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICER TO MY MOM by Vincent Tirado. An ominous house wears devil horns and a tail on the cover.
Latina woman looking in shock as the caption reads "GASPS IN SPANISH"
A text thread of me shilling for bookshop.org as my manager considers shopping from there, which everyone should do if its available to them.
Manager text saying "Came acroas Steven Thrasher vid about how npr isn't promoting his second book. Definitely getting a copy." followed by a screenshot of Steven Thrasher stating that NPR isn't promoting his second book, which is The Overseer Class and you should absolutely get it.
Spongebob pointing to himself in the corner of the TV.
A Ribbit Plush.
Flyer for the Bronx Book Festival where Vincent Tirado is a confirmed speaker on Saturday June 20th, 2026 from 9am to 6pm.
The Overseer Class by Steven W. Thrasher
An Ed Edd N Eddy screenshot of Eddy breaks his head through a door trying to get Rolf's attention.
A pair of bionic monster feet design to make you look like a werewolf, for the price of 875 euros plus VAT.
A black cat on my lap with a grey cat by my feet.
Todd tells Bojack Horseman "You can't keeo doing shitty things, and then feel bad about yourself lole that makes it okay! You need to be better!"
a jester giving a tired smile to the viewer.
a yellow moon with a cartoonish frown
Two acrylic bookmarks, one that is a tarot card called The Coffee and the other is a ticket for the One More Chapter club
three comics books in the following order: Opting Out by Maia Kobabr & Swati "Lucky" Srikumar, Galaxy the Prettiest Star and Galaxy as The World Falls Down by Jadzia Axelrod and Rye Hickman
a cassette tape of the motion picture soundtrack of Man Finds Tape
A ditto with brown skin and locs.
An email from some AI company wanted to partner because I'm a published author.
an extremely nerdy bed spread of Star Trek Lower Decks comics, three CDs, two deck boxes and a booster pack of Riftbound cards.
A screenshot of an email informing me that the anesthesia I received for my surgery was Inhaled Volatile Anesthesia.
a nonfunctional bluesky feed which is just not loading
Steady Hands Ouran Uniform Sweater
Vincent holding up a copy of their book YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICER TO MY MOM.
a collection of poorly drawn wheelchairs from various angles
Vincent wearing a blue feather pattern sleeveless shirt with a mock turtleneck
"So Vincent, how's the book tour going?"
Just a guy sitting with a shit-eating grin on his face.
man holding multiple lit cigarettes between his fingers, behins his ear and between his lips
Ed looking happy one second and then sweating as he looks off to the side next.
Vincent holding up a copy of YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICER TO MY MOM.
A man with a shirt that says "Sickos" stands outside of a window and say "Yes...ha ha ha...yes!"
a person sitting with their hands on their knees and a wide smile.
A 3D rendition of the book YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN NICER TO MY MOM. The words 'OUT NOW' glow over it.
A black girl widening her eyes in shock.
winnie the pooh with a beat face and an updo lookong at a cellphone like they're about to fight whoever's on the line.
Spongebob looking outside with wide, alarming eyes.
The cast list of 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple. Highlighted in particular is "Maura Bird as Jimmy Jones, a non-binary member of the Fingers."
Vincent lays in front of the viewer and says "Hey there, wanna read the rest of this tale? Wjat if I told you I'll be releasing the FULL VERSIONS (for free) on my newsletter? Better sign up before you miss it! It's at buttondown.email/vetirado (or just follow the link in my bio)"
The Animators Survival Kit book by Richard Williams is laid side by side with Will Eisner's Graphic Storytelling And Visual Narrative book
vincent wearing a flo mask on an airplane. it snugly covers their mouth and nose.
"you are a poc. i'm a nigga. episode: we are not the same."
"And one day the teacher said--we're going to watch a movie!" An adult stands in front of a group of excited kids.
"So Vincent, what was the first horror movie you ever saw?"
vincent sits at a computer talking to a friend online. They say "You know what I don't get? Why are some voices considered more dom-like? We don't have voices we consider more sub-like or bottom-sounding." Their friend says "Yes we do? They're called VTUBERS." Vincent reacts with a darkened face and glasses spontaneously cracking. They yell "OKAY, FIRST OF ALL--" while a square plaque reveals that Vincent is a vtuber.
Vincent wearing a flo mask
a purse in the shape of the Over The Garden Wall lamp
a white child seemingly sitting calmly while a blurred version of the same child is screaming in the background
A copy of Nagata Kabi's autobiographical graphic novel called My Twisted Eating Disorder. The cover features a woman crying as she eats into a steamy croquette.