Valentin Crafts Drown

@valentin.blue

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I design digital products for people. https://halftonecloud.com

A chimpanzee with a thoughtful expression, hands touching its face, against a dark background. Bold white text on the left reads: “If you say ‘fuck off’ backwards it still says ‘fuck off’ except it’s in a Scottish accent.”
The image is a two-panel meme using characters from the animated show “Invincible.” In the top panel, a yellow fist labeled “It’s Jif!” is punching towards a stern-looking man. In the bottom panel, the man remains unfazed and responds with text that reads, “It’s ‘Graphics Interchange Format’ not ‘Jraphics Interchange Format.’”
A blinking clock on a microwave, showing 12:00 AM blinking over and over again.
The image is a cartoon featuring a sign that reads “Bauhaus Retirement Home.” Below the sign, an elderly person with glasses and a sweater is using a minimalist walker designed in a geometric, Bauhaus style.
A simple ink drawing of two characters pointing at each other with excited faces, like they are surprised and happy to see each other.
An abstract ink drawing of a jagged mess of a bunch of jumbled objects.
A hyperrealistic AI generated video inspired by the wizard of Oz movie, with music by Polo & Pan playing in the background, it is very dream like.
A baby monkey playing with, snuggling, and hugging some duckling friends on a lush green lawn during a sunny day
A pixel art illustration of a retro-style coffee cup placed on a grassy terrain in a colorful 8-bit gaming environment. The cup is simple yet vibrant, with steam rising from it, against a pixelated blue sky background. The design is minimalistic, with no badges, text, or scoring indicators, focusing solely on the coffee cup and its surroundings.
A video of a cute seal pointing his had our toward the viewer. The effect makes it look like his nose pops out of the screen.
A zoomed in image displaying the mac mouse arrow cursor with a red grid lines overlayed over it, so that it line up with the arrows end. But this makes it very clear that the cursor is completely asymmetrical to a point or extreme discomfort.
A screenshot showing my post on X. The text says: “X’s brain-drain is intensifying. People are sick of being algorithmically force-fed with hate-filled anger, looney conspiracies, and toddler whines from self-pitying bullies. They are leaving in droves to a more peaceful and fun experience:” Below the text is a screen-grab of the AppStore page showing the Bluesky is the number 1 downloaded app.
A video showing a person using gym equipment completely incorrectly to the point of absurdity.
The image shows a figure of a little boy dressed in a formal suit standing in a well-lit window. The perspective is from outside the building, looking up at the window. The boy’s expression and the setting give the image an eerie vibe, as the figure appears to stare directly at the viewer.
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