VAL🦴HAL

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(Mostly) Horror Illustrator/Creator/Comic Artist 👉FINGER GUNS👈 🔪THE SLASHER'S APPRENTICE 🔪 ✨EMAIL: fishmas1@gmail.com✨ 💉 He/Him trans dude 💉

A 2D animation of Jimothy the raccoon scurrying quickly
Cover for the trade of the comic, The Slasher's Apprentice. I did the series art and the cover
The animation of an orange cat and a tortie cat but going through the rough sketch, lines, color, and compositing stages
An animation of a tortie cat and an orange cat snoozing and flipping their tails back and forth
A 3D/2D animated short zooming in on a creepy door, the door opening, and multiple tentacles coming out with a green glowing haze around them
A pizza
A fat tortie cat clutching a catnip rainbow toy
Bart saying 'Ah...Carumba'
Me in a vinyl black jacket with veiny bruise makeup
Ben Afflek looking pensively at the sea
St. Louis mentioned meme
Me cutting into the green bean cake
A tall cake made to look like a Costco can of Del Monte green beans. It's got a printed frosting sheet of the label around it and the top of the can is modeling chocolate
Video to show how shimmery this setting powder is. I've got Mehron teal face paint, and eyeshadow/eyeliner to look kinda like a poison dart frog
A page from my old webcomic I had in my early 20's. Two people walk down an alley way and are talking (no speech bubbles cause my old lettering makes me want to die)
A fat cat laying on top of a horror sticker rug, not moving, while the door is on her head
Two layered biscuits and gravy with spicy ground sausage on a plate
Hallucigenia, a Cambrian animal, that looks like an alien lifeform with a bunch of tentacle legs and spikes coming out of its back
Interesting
My cover illustration for Don't Go for the Vault, edited by A. C. Bauer. A bank vault door is opening ominously with red streams of light coming out. A black cat is holding the door open with scratches on it
Me with a grey distressed sweater and big chain necklace. I've got green eyeshadow on and dark brown lipstick
A Ponyta running
An animated Grimer gooping down from the ceiling and reconstituting on the floor
Me looking at the camera. I have green eyeshadow on with black graphic liner on the bridge of my nose
A Chandelure pokemon I animated floating up and down
Me with orange eyeshadow and a black shiny vinyl jacket
Me in full goth with more buckles than a Tetsuya Nomura character
A pumpkin cat tattoo that's just lines for now
Tattoo flash sheet of demon hands tied up with their own tail, two demons kissing with braided hair entwined, and a person with top surgery scars in shibari with a pentagram
A Haunter I tattooed in color on a grapefruit
Me, grimacing while tattooing a grapefruit
Three cardamon swirl buns with pearl sugar on top on a black plate
Me in a snake print sweater holding up two fingers and looking dead inside
Cover for The Slasher's Apprentice
Buffalo Chicken rolls (like cinnamon rolls) with a ranch drizzle and green onions sprinkled on top
Cover art for Cosmic Dyke Patrol by Lor Gislason
A yule log cake with chocolate bark, matcha moss, and little merengue mushrooms
Green and red checkerboard patterned shortbread cookies arranged like a wreath on a plate
A pizza with cream cheese, crab, black and toasted sesame seeds, sweet and sour sauce drizzle, and half green onions
36 year old male model who looks 17
Red Letter Media Mike saying 'the only thing he should host is a parasite'
A brown cat fully covering a vent in a bathroom
An otter Neopet with teal and black hair covered in paint and holding a paint brush
A year's worth of HRT in a brown paper bag
A hand made pizza on a cutting board with French cut green beans, mushroom sauce, turkey, boursin cheese, and fried onions on top
A pie with a graham cracker crust and purple sweet potato filling with a toasted Swiss merengue topping
A green fake plant that's fake propagated in fake water
1 star review of a local Chinese restaurant: So had one of my worst experiences. Live in Arnold/ imperial, easily 25 minutes to get the food home. Hoping the food will still be hot when I arrive. Surely it was. Got the egg drop soup out of the bag, put some ice cubes in it to help cool, went to eat it after blowing on it. Had to spit it out as it burned me immediately . Got a thermometer, the temperature was still over 150 degrees!!!! That is after a half hour, and ice was added, so how hot was it served? Upon further inspection the lid was even warped from how hot it was served!!! I can't comment on atmosphere as I was a pickup order but I can assure you I won't be eating here again. The egg drop soup was WAY WAY WAY too hot!!!
Very butt plug shaped 'royal limited Egyptian glass egg set' on FB marketplace
Riley with her glasses reflecting as she rises out of a pool of blood
A pumpkin shaped cake