Valistar Crowe

@valistarcrowe.bsky.social

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🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 NSFW 18+ only! (they/them) late 20s, neurospicy, silicone collector, artist, leatherworker, nature enthusiast, monster and robot fucker; minors / zoos / fasc dni

A blank bingo board with ADHD symptoms and things commonly said to people with ADHD
A screenshot of a CFT quiz result sheet displaying The Supportive Party. Ferro, Kose, Cyrus, Boroboro. You all definitely have more than enough strength combined, but also watch each other's backs, guard and work together like a well-oiled machine to make the parry nearly unstoppable.
A cartoon simplification of a person holds and smiles at a small dog sized black pillbug. There is a little heart between them.
A blurry mid-motion picture of a rat puppet with its head thrown back, mouth open wide and arms flailing.
A little creature with wide eyes and sharp teeth stands in a puddle of blood that is dripping down from its mouth. An arrow points to the creature labeling it as "very normal". The image appears to have been hastily drawn in MSPaint.
Bento, an orange cat is curled up into a tight ball. A paw covers most of his face, with the corner of one eye peeking out.
An american bumblebee collects pollen from a Vitex tree
Bisexual thinking about chests and boobs
A brown cartoon dog with a tiny hat sits at a table with a cup of coffee inside a burning home. text "I'm fine".
A potential pour for a penetrable toy that fades from a deep teal at the end to a fleshy pink at the entrance with gold handpainted details. The design is colored over XCA Tyramyth lineart.
Bento, tucked in and being the cutest little donut
A dark tortoiseshell cat with a red collar and large pupils lies upon a throne of plushies and a green bunched up cardigan.
An eraser end sized bit of rough texture on the tip of Ketea
A sketch of a little guy looking up out of frame as a shadow of someone's massive man titties is cast on him.
An emoji of a blushing ecstatic face holding a heart
FG Ketea is not very photogenic, but I promise she shimmers so cool. She looks like blue-green waters shimmering rainbow in the light.
BB Entropy fades from a soft pink to blue-purple
Part one of Valistar Crowe's most wanted list. It includes the columns model, shop, level of desire and size.
FG Ketea
PFC Pitaya
GC Sialius
Dong sales pile for valistarcrowe with 9 different silicone toys.
Colored line art of Love Hurts, a grinder toy in layers of black, blue and a lighter blue that is standing in for unpigmented silicone.
A pale green and brown resurrection plant that is half way unfurled sitting in very moist, but shallow soil.
A business card sized image for printing and distributing that gives a brief overview of your constitutional rights and how to deal with cops or immigration agents in english. Includes: ask if you are free to leave, do not open the door, warrants must be signed by a judge, don't sign anything, invoke your rights.
A resurrection plant or Rose of Jericho that appears to be dead but is merely dormant. It is brown and curled up in upon itself. When it is watered again, it will unfurl and become green.
A collage of all of the silicone toys acquired by this user throughout the year 2024. 28 toys and squishies are shown with the Lillium models featured heavily at the top.
An orange ovipositor fantasy toy with a split black base. Unknown maker.
A rosy orange Lillium from Faux Phallus. Lillium is an adult toy in the shape of an open lily flower meant for grinding.
A close up picture of a flocked Yule tree with several silver ball ornaments and a garland made from dried slices of citrus.
A purple 5 pointed flower from an eggplant
A table listing Valistar's Most Wanted Toys, including model, shop, and size. Phyla, Odette and Moon Orchid top the list.
A blue Blötdjur from Gorilla Machine. It is a girthy sex toy with a blunt tip and a swell.
Two cats sit side by side in a fluffy papasan chair with their paws in front of them. Mochi is a dark tortoiseshell and the Bento is orange.
A dark blue collar for humans made of leather. It is dual layered and features a golden constellation and sunburst design along its length.
The horrible goose from the game "Untitled Goose Game" honks and offers the viewer a rose, presumably plucked from the rose bed behind it.
A very cozy living room with plenty of blankets, 3 cats sit lazily in the lap of the photographer. One is orange and the other two are tortoiseshell.
A drawn emoji with large loving eyes, it holds out little hearts as a gift
A painted lady butterfly alights on a small flowering shrub. The butterfly is small with a 2 inch wingspan. It is mainly orange with black spots, black wing tips and white spots around the edges.
Text reading "it's gonna be ok". A drawing of a tiny frog the size of a finger nail. It has placed a hand on a human finger with a hopeful and comforting expression.
A bright green fist sized rock with white internal cracking. It is presumed to be fluoride. The left side of the rock has light brown inclusions of some other stone.
Frodo, the protagonist from The Lord of the Rings, saying "All right, then. Keep your secrets."
A fist sized geode crystal composed of quartz. It is ghostly gray with bits of faded white, blue and purple. The outer edge is a neutral gray with flecks of white.
A 10 year old flabby tortoiseshell cat with alternating bands of more black and more orange fur laying on her side, exposing her belly which has a bald spot. Her eyes are light green and her back right foot is a light ginger color. She has a green felt avocado toy in her front paws.
A hand sized chunk of sandstone with two large holes through it. It has lots of straiations and waves in various oranges and whites.
A rectangular golden brown apple cake with rustic edges and topped with a cream cheese icing with flecks of fig and orange throughout.
A 2 in diameter polished labradorite stone with blue, green and yellow flashing. Lots of internal fractures throughout.
A handmade keychain made of leather in the shape of a 2 dimensional whale shark. The shark is deep blue with silver spots and vertical lines.
The front cover of a handmade leather bound journal. Oxblood dyed veg-tan leather, hand tooled with a custom herbal design and stamped geometric border. Some parts of the cover have brown antique to make the journal appear worn.
A circle of fantasy sex toys from various indie makers in shades of blue, purple and gold. Grinder toys take up the center of the circle while insertables make up the outside.
A brightly colored felted Chinese Luna Moth sits atop a piece of wood with faux wisteria blooms.
A collection of 14 silicone sex toys from small indie shops placed in a circle with one in the middle. The middle toy is a copper and teal dragon scale grinder from Foxy Moxy Toys. Starting at 12 and moving clockwise, there are 2 Achors from Gorilla Machine, one gold and brown and the other a blue wash over dark green. Next are a blue colorshift Ketea from Forest Grove and a void opal Tyv from Strange Bedfellas. Four blue and grey grinders round out the bottom of the circle, Fairy Ring from Spore Prints, Barbed Zayn from Made to Were, Obsidian's Maw from Bat Bites and a dark arcade carpet Rory also from MTW. A blue and near clear Ormr from GM, a pink and purple Krampus Kitzler from DA, Neotori's Thorvald’s Prism in blue and gold, a tiger eye colored Amity from LMT and Throgul in gold and unpigmented silicone finish the circle.