Val, Compact Menace 🏳️‍⚧️

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Xalian Felblaze taking a whole 13 damage from a lucky hit, she only has 344,xxx HP left, meaning another 27 thousand + attacks and she will die.
The FaeDragon Monarch in mundane clothes. An ebon scaled dragoness with magenta markings and red chest fluff, she notably has a crown of horns and a quartet of red-webbed wings.
Priemac - A hexapedal, fantasy creature in monochrome, resembling some mixture of large mammal and dragon. Insert details clarify four eyes and multipurpose feet-hands on the for limbs
A red val but with outrageously large horns
a screenshot of discord message search results, showing BasileThyme and Val saying Coggee repeatedly. Syl only said it once.
The Omnipotent Recursive Builder, a hand in one hip and the other pointing accusatorialy. She is a robot.
A secretary bird and corvid val. Both have red markings in vals style to accent their otherwise natural colorations.
The Faedragon Monarch in her quadrupedal guise. She is a large black dragon with violet markings and a crimson mane. She notably has four eyes and her horns form a crown around her head. She has four large wings and is capable of both size and shape shifting.
A screenshot of picker wheel results specifying: Ayip: Kobold Ayin
A dry erase drawing of a watermelon slice.
The Librarian, a standard model Red Val with a HUGE tail and a big, round tummy. she floats, untethered by gravity
A screenshot of my profile, noting 150 followers and following!
The center console of a 2013 Ford focus, with full buttons on display!
Blue sky notification celebrating 10 million users, citing myself as being #645,488. This is worthless!
Another grey cat laying in a similar manner, less rotund though.
the Arthur clip where DW looks at a sign that says (roughly) "NO DWs ALLOWED" and she says "that sign can't stop me because I can't read!"
Hexataur goes blep, there does not appear to be a single thought in that noggin!
A description of vessarian penises, which do not rely on blood pressure.
a dark furred hrothgal, an anthro cat lady
a "screenshot" of pokemon red, where a portly man says technology is incredible.
A ref sheet for some manner of spaceship, consisting of a few parts. The middle part is an egg, containing what you assume is the main reactor, some cargo, drives, crewquarters, and primary ICs. This is flanked by a quartet of "claws", each housing a variable amount of manufacturing, effector, and cargo space as needed.
an image implying that val is 24681 mi, 6174 ft, and 7.4 inches in some measure or another.
a small vocab Q&A, detailing that a kindergartener knows 5-10k words, a highschooler knows about 50k and there are 88.5k words in the k-12 textbooks....
A 10 item list, detailing the mosveek translations for 10 english words; am, an, at, as, the, and, can, cat, had, said. The translations are not always straight forward q.q
4 panel comic by Adrian Raeside. 1: Bear in a forest. 2: forest is chopped down, replaced with a "Coming soon: shopping mall" sign. The bear is still there. 3: the framework of a building. The bear is still there. 4: a lady going "eek, a bear, where did you come from" - the building is completed, the bear is still there. The bear confirms "Er, I've always been here."
An overview of Vessarian sexuality, which does not adhere to sex or gender. Instead it is based on relationship and romantic inclinations. there is also a disclaimer this is not comprehensive or binding, and can vary person to person.
Snippit describing frontier syndrome, which makes the floofs BIG.
The four fundamental rights of Unity Citizens, Express, travel, bodily autonomy, and survival.
A map of vessar, sporting three major land masses, which i kinda bothered to name? idk i need to do more work on this
The primarch infosheet. Full text on request
The old val refsheet, a strange, mammalian creature with a variety of different attributes.
Superhero Rad Rat and her "Roomate" Val Strike a COOL POSE. Val asks "Ok... Exactly how many Kaiju did you challenge?!" Ratrat replies, "I dunno.... Like, All of them?" to which val says "Delightful! :3c" Dont ask how she made that sound with her mouth. Val is in civilian clothes and carries a partisan, Rad rat has a Hammer.
the "this doing numbers" meme, at time of posting this had 5 likes and 3 rebagels.
The faedragon Monarch's humble "humanoid" form. a well built body of onyx skin with pink-purple markings. She's a pretty normal dragon.
I dont even know. Wizard hats are weird on the inside
a render of the Darksouls Zweihander with some notations. "The pointy part" "magic storage" at the hilt, and "magic emitter" at the pommel
Before
The org chart again, showing that the chain of command is growing still, GLORY TO WARLORD VALIK!
a stumpy little org chart, claiming that "warlord Valik" has 4 direct reports, and that she wont be kicked off her throne the moment she turns her back on the infamously treacherous skaven.
A few different stacks of ten cells, experimenting with how to arrange what is assumed to be the aforementioned horde of chittering vermin. no information is in the cells.
Screenshot of text, RE: Basics of Casting. Text: The art of Casting is exceptionally varied, shaped by regional cultures, material availability, personal talents, and necessities of its practitioners. Encapsulating the myriad methods in a singular text is beyond the scope of this documentation, but the basic philosophies will be detailed for the sake of Magic Literacy. Every spell is an exertion of the user’s will over the world. As such, the only true requirement for casting is that conscious desire, though the form that desire takes can vary dramatically, see Methodologies, below. Ultimately, all other trappings of spellcraft are either fuel and/or mnemonics to facilitate the execution of the spell. For more information and examples, see Mnemonics and Foci, below.
oh god why is this chart so big? There's a lot of vals.
Val and tags, as a lil chain of monkeys
Text: Casting Basics: The art of Casting is exceptionally varied, shaped by regional cultures, material availability, personal talents, and necessities of its practitioners. Encapsulating the myriad methods in a singular text is beyond the scope of this documentation, but the basic philosophies will be detailed for the sake of Magic Literacy. Every spell is an exertion of the user’s will over the world. As such, the only true requirement for casting is that conscious desire, though the form that desire takes can vary dramatically, see Methodologies, below. Ultimately, all other trappings of spellcraft are either fuel and/or mnemonics to facilitate the execution of the spell. For more information and examples, see Foci and Mnemonics, below.
Bicker Vahk, Kobold bard and artificer, with two of her "Temporal Shadows"- her future and past leaking into the present.