Miss Appropriate

@valkyreee.bsky.social

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I look better in low definition. Born with the Lucky feat (I was na_cotic on twitter) Nipaluna/hobart Lutruwita/tasmania https://www.unicef.org.au/donate/children-gaza-crisis-appeal Fuck: fascism, TERFs, wealth hoarders and hate peddlers

Pre-sunrise shot of the Bellerive Yacht Club marina in Kangaroo Bay on Hobart’s eastern shore. The water is reflecting the sky and masts of the yachts. Shot taken from on board the ferry
View from a balcony at a hotel. It’s snowing on the Tasmanian wilderness visible beyond.
A tree in the throes of autumnal change with yellowing leaves against a blue sky. In the centre, a green hoop sits stuck in the branches and in the centre of that, the red of a rosella is visible
On the left, white text on black reading “Pauline Hanson says she has ‘the ability’ to bePM” On the right, a picture of Pauline Hanson
A chocolate cake decorated with a digger, tuck and two candles and a number two dusted onto the icing. In the background, various decorating paraphernalia
Christopher judge as Teal’c from Star Gate
Tendi from Star Trek lower decks excitedly leans forward on the table towards Mariner and T’lyn who look uncomfortable with her exuberance. They’re in the mess hall/canteen. There’s a cocktail style drink next to Tendi with a watermelon wedge and small umbrella sitting out of it. T’lyn has a glass of water in front of her and holds a protective hand over her PADD
Four panel Anakin and Padme meme. Panel 1. Anakin “Hang the towel up when you’re done” Panel 2. Padme “you’re going to get me a fresh towel, right?” Panel 3. Anakin smirks Panel 4. Padme “right?”
A dark foreground of trees obscures a lit up suburb of Hobart. Over the hill in the distance, the moon glows pink/orange as it rises and lights the clouds and the sky
A black cat sits in the middle of a small cat tower. Head empty, no thoughts. In the distance, sirens.
Overhead view of a ship breaking yard. These are not safe places for anything living. Whether you’re a ship stripper, anima or plant. This is not a place to be, or the way we should deal with this mega-waste.
Headline reads: Greens and crossbreed back 25% gas export tax. Giving government numbers to pass it in weeks Sub line reads: The Albanese Government could pass a 25 per cent tax on gas exports within a fortnight, with the Greens declaring they stand ready to help push the reform through Parliament. Picture of a gas field lit up on dusk. Superimposed is a anthropomorphised gherkin holding a sign reading “Tax Australian gas’s exports 25%”
A black cat stares into your soul from inside a white and spotted fitted sheet.
Siri is offering to change my scheduled alarm to much later on Christmas Day. Image text says: Edit 8:45 am alarm Christmas Day found in holidays calendar Siri suggestion
A toddler in green, blue and white pyjamas lays bodily on a black cat. The cat is unphased.
A digital drawing of a mole popping out of a molehill. He’s covered in a sheet. Instead of eyeholes, a nose hole has been cut in the sheet
Looking towards kunanyi/Mount Wellington and Hobart from the deck of a yacht tied up at Bellerive Yacht Club
A butterfly display case In focus: a red and black winged butterfly. Signs around call them ‘Candrena numberwing’ Other sign info (centre sign): Diaethria candrena (Godart. 1824) Nymphalidae: Biblidinae: Callicorini Neotropical
Disney+ asking why I cancelled my subscription. My response: other selected 1. Bending the knee to trump and fascism 2. Getting stupidly expensive
An ultrasound machine
IV fluid infusion pump
Nanoknife machine
Ginger, lead character from Chicken Run
I picture of Chappie holding a can of beverage against a dingy concrete wall
The button panel on the inside of a lift. Joke stuck above reads “why did the jellybean go to school? Because he wanted to be a smartie!”
Same tweet as quote posted below from Kevin: Eric Abetz is claiming Jess Munday is ineligible for Parliament. Labor references a 1944 amendment. This is the amendment. Looks to me like nothing to see here (ie Munday is eligible) In response to Kevin Bonham’s Nicholas Rayner @Nicholas_Rayner says: Yes Eric Abetz often thinks fondly of 1944.
View from Second Bluff over Bellerive beach, towards the Bellerive bluff, Hobart and kunanyi/Mt Wellington. A stunning winter’s day
A black cat with inky black eyes peers at the camera/me. Behind him is a wooden step box and a play tube on carpet an ottoman is in the background. My leg is in the foreground.
Black text on a white background reads: It would be a shame if the protesters began making their signs out of inch-thick plywood to stop rubber bullets, forming a tight shield wall to prevent police from singling out and mobbing individual protesters. It would be a shame if the people behind the shield wall held up umbrellas so that tear gas canisters fired over the heads of the front line will be bounced away. It would be a shame if protesters began constructing improvised armor vests out of duct tape, hardback books, and ceramic tiles. It would be a shame if protesters started wearing safety glasses, hard hats, respirators, and gardening gloves, all of which can be found at the same hardware stores as the plywood. It would be a shame if they started using traffic cones (the kind without the hole in the top) upside-down buckets, or other improvised lids to contain tear gas by placing them over the canisters. It would be a shame if protesters learned that police scanners are legal to own in the US, allowing them to learn where police are moving and what routes they intend to take. It would be a shame if they discovered that these scanners can be used to send as well as receive, allowing them to flood the scanner frequencies with noise. All this would be a terrible, terrible shame.
A tabby domestic longhair named Myf. 14. Suspected heart failure. x sleep well pusscat. I’m sorry.
An quiche. Yes I used puff. I don’t have room for short in my freezer. Sue me.
Chat in a group reading: i have 45 minutes til pick up and i’m just frozen in place unsure of where the day has gone like a startled goat Response: Hycybh? It has a cry laughing emoji reaction. This is followed immediately by a gif of Australian comedian Tom Cardy standing in his studio giving an enthusiastic thumbs up with a grin on his face. He’s wearing earphones, a white singlet, an electric guitar and not in frame but probably pants. There’s a purple heart and laughing emoji reaction to this.
Anzac biscuits just out of the oven sitting on a cooling rack.
Fluffy yellow chicken decorations that are synonymous with Easter.
A child’s bedroom. On the wall is a 70s style line with three colours (yellow, aqua and teal). This is what I painted. The bed has a Bluey doonah on it. The curtains are teal with a banksia pattern.
Early dawn. A gumtree sits in silhouette against the pre sunrise the sky. There is a new moon.
The Tasman Bridge from the eastern shore at night. It’s lit up purple. The lights reflect over a calm river. Hobart is visible in the distance.
A post from the USA Beekeeping Facebook page: “we've never seen anything like this before! MULTIPLE all white drones in one of our hives. A genetic trait that even has the researchers we've reached out to not only excited but equally as perplexed as we are!”
A photo of a book page which says: My husband plays the trumpet, which is a sort of loud pretzel originally invented to blow down the walls of fucking Jericho and, later, to let Civil War soldiers know it was time to kill each other in a river while you chilled eating pigeon in your officer's tent twenty miles away, yet some-how, in modern times, it has become socially acceptable to toot the bad cone inside your house before 10:00 a.m. because it's "your job" and your wife should "get up." What a world! If one was feeling uncharitable, one might describe the trumpet as a machine where you put in compressed air and divorce comes out, but despite this— despite operating a piece of biblical demolition equipment inside the home every bright, cold morning of his wife's one and only life—the trumpet is not the most annoying thing about my husband.
A cake in the shape of a cat (based of the women’s weekly cat cake). Its feet are marshmallows, it has blue and purple sprinkles on its tummy and ears and blue and white pearls for its collar.
A small chest with a red lined lid. It’s filled with gold-wrapped chocolate coins
Lieutenant Shaxs from Star Trek Lower Decks destroying Porter he just made in a class while scrabbling “fighting racism is full-time job!”
Post from National Park Service (@NatlParkService) Pspspspsps responsibly.
Six stunt planes, 3 leaving a smoke trail perform a full loop over the Tasman Bridge
An asleep black kitten. You can see dark pink toe beans on his left paw. Possibly, if cats smile, he is smiling. He is lying on a grey couch and looks very peaceful
A black kitten snoozing on a couch back on a lazy afternoon.
A black cat with a blue collar is curled up on a moss green blanket set on a bathroom vanity. His paw is on a hand towel
Satirical article headline from The Chaser Magazine reads “Journalist does everything possible to avoid calling this what it clearly is” Below a picture of Melon Husk performing a nazi salute.
Screenshot from article reads: After the Cybertruck explosion outside of the Trump International Hotel in Vegas on Wednesday, Elon Musk remotely unlocked the Cybertruck for law enforcement and provided video from charging stations that the truck had visited to track the vehicle's location, according to information released by law enforcement. "We have to thank Elon Musk specifically, he gave us quite a bit of additional information in regards to-the vehicle was locked due to the nature of the force from the explosion, as well as being able to capture all of the video from Tesla charging stations across the country, he sent that directly to us, so I appreciate his help on that," Clark County Police sheriff Kevin McKahill said in a press conference.
A duck knight sculpture carved from wood. He is brave and noble.
Iridescent green-gold-orange Christmas beetle on weathered wood
Sunrise over Lauderdale, Hobart. The clouds are bathed in pink sunlight
A not quite complete drawing in one of my daughter’a Christmas cards to a friend. It looks rather like salad fingers.
A bowl with home made granola atop some Greek yoghurt.
A tweet by @albert12798 shouting in all caps “NOOO I GOT A HEDGEHOG” The accompanying picture shows bitumen and a concrete kerb likely in a car park. There are yellow lines painted on the road but not enough is visible to know what they’re delineating. There are small rings scattered across the ground reminiscent of what it looked like when sonic the hedgehog hit something and lost all collected rings. The tweet is dated 8:22pm - 29 April 23 and has 3.1M views
A loaf of bread sitting on baking paper in a cast iron pot. The pot sits on a hotplate.
A pat of home made butter wrapped in greaseproof paper.