Consider the Simian

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help help the computer!!! it's after me!! he/him

rdj im stuff image
nl getting it twisted
Spirited Away Sonatine The Act of Killing Cloud
the drew gooden i sure hope it does
UHC assassination, shooter is labelled "+2 adamant life orb technician mach punch" and CEO is labelled "excadrill"
Still image of the UHC CEOs assassination, the shooter is labelled "+2 adamant life orb technician mach punch" and the ceo is labelled "excadrill"
BART GOES CRAZY
an mtg standard raise the past deck
bart is 19/18 life's good
a jester goads dogs from atop a wall
Magic the Gathering card Raise the Past, a white sorcery that returns all creature cards with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield
image of goku departing for otherworld with the text "Sweden has formally joines the NATO military alliance breaking 200 years of non-alignment", referencing the death of Akira Toriyama (RIP to the GOAT)
psychic frog rhymes with psychatog :)
news article about the sinking of UK vessel Rubymar
Garchomp Crying by Lugia435
gliscor absolutely dunking on heatran
The Fifth Edition printing of Ashes to Ashes. A wizard is tweaking out
blingee mafia spongebob holding fat stacks of cash