OfficialLucille

@vampirebatlucy.bsky.social

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A small town bat livin' with a real cool cat. TWD fan. Also pissed off Georgian. ATL born and raised. Bi AF millennial. She/Her I love libraries and hate fascists. Radicalized by basic decency. #BLM #VoteBlue #GunControl #SupportLibraries

tumblr user lakevida talking about their cat, "My cat is meowing through the window at the middle-aged men working on the roof rn and they're meowing back at her" followed by an update on the post, "She's obsessed with these guys. I should have put her through trade school."
Image of Jen Jordan and Miracle Rankin, both running for GA Supreme Court together to unseat incumbents.
Image of GA voter page and where to find sample ballot on landing page.
District Attorneys from Clayton, Dekalb, Gwinnett, Cobb, and Fulton counties.
Photo of small little fox peering out from a crack in a tree root/den surrounded by melted snow. Tumblr user yellowpainteater asks, "wats he doin?" and tumblr user potatochipped has reblogged/responded, "His best."
Children of all backgrounds and races sing on an old school episode of Sesame Street, "My Name is You."
Professional photos of Fulton County Solicitor-General Keith E. Gammage, Clayton County Solicitor-General Charles A. Brooks, Gwinnett County-Solicitor General Lisamarie N. Bristol, Cobb County Solicitor-General Makia Metzger, and Dekalb County Solicitor-General Donna Coleman-Stribling.
Professional photos of Gwinnett Chairwoman Nicole Love Hendrickson, Cobb County Chairwoman Lisa Cupid, Fulton County Chairman Robb Pitts, Clayton County Chairwoman Dr. Alieka Anderson-Henry, and Dekalb CEO Lorraine Cochran-Johnson.
zkac on tumblr asks a very important question: "What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?" The answer being "HAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEE". User saddeer responded with the perfect combination of dark humor and cringe at the joke, "I hate this, I hate you."
A mischievous groundhog flips a shower nozzle on, gets sprayed by water, and screams like Janet Leigh in Psycho.
Tumblr user mememaster posted "You've heard of alphabet soup. Now get ready for...times new ramen" and tumblr user squeeful replied to the delightful pun, "I sent this to my mom and she got so mad at me she sent me an audio recording of her yelling."
Copy of warrant, attachment A
RyClarkie singing "Three Little Birds" backed by French Fuse Music.
Tumblr post: user 'what-even-is-thiss' says, "I wish Octopus could learn how to read. They could be pen pals with middle schoolers." Then reblogs, "Dearest Samantha, I do not know what a guinea pig is, but it sounds delicious. I hope you have fun devouring it, or playing with it, if that is your preference. Today I hacked a local computer to get more bubbles in my tank and took a photograph of an unsuspecting victim. Do let me know how your human activities are going. And if this "Karen" continues to antagonize your brother, I would suggest smacking her very hard. And do send more canned snacks. Best Wishes, Octopus Number 5, Monterey Bay Research Aquarium."
important-animal-images picture post of a cheeky polar bear stealing a photographer's tripod and traipsing across the ice with it. Very cute. Looks proud. Fully-functional-miniature-beehive commented, "love how every wildlife photographer gets to be a comedy photographer from time to time and they have no say when."
Stephanie Alston posted, "My friend sent me a message that said you've been strong all year so don't finish strong, finish rested. Sharing because I'm sure I'm not the only one who needed to hear this."
lymphonodge2 sharing a post titled "tiny animals fill me with both love and anxiety" with an image of the littlest gecko ever on a human thumb, the size of a thumbnail. The bottom texts reads "u are divine and please be careful."
Images of Tangerine Palpatine's big ugly new bathroom in comparison of Saddam Hussein's big ugly bathroom.
Yasar Ali's post stating "Americans will visit Japan and post on social media, 'Japan is living in 2075,' and meanwhile they're just talking about a functioning public transportation system and healthcare not bankrupting people" followed by Jonathan Edward Durham post, "It is not fair that Japan has all the cutest animals AND like 200 flavors of Kit Kat."
A young child in a dapper outfit bows to the camera before sitting down and playing the piano. A fuzzy cat runs and jumps up on the bench and watches for a second before trying to jump on the top of the piano and failing by falling against the keys, hilariously disrupting the medley. The young man stops, tries not to giggle and gets up to restart the video.
Photos showing bricks that have been painted to look like various books to spice up a beautiful garden.
A chart showing the generational makeup of the 119th (2025) Congress. In the house there are 17 reps from the Silent Gen (born 1928 - 1945), 170 reps who are Boomers (born 1946 - 1964), 180 reps from Gen X (born 1965 - 1980), 66 reps who are Millennials (born 1981 - 1996), and one Gen Z (born after 1996). The Senate numbers are 6 reps who are Silent Gen, 60 Boomers, 28 Gen X, and 5 Millennials.
User jackie boy showing off two parakeets, a picture of fabulous multi-colored bird (Kiwi) next to a Black and Grey bird with the caption "I got Kiwi a lil goth gf". The next picture is an update with the caption "Remember Kiwi and his goth gf? Well now she's his goth wife and they have 4 beautiful half goth babies" with a picture of Kiwi's goth wife nuzzling him as they look on at their four little multi-colored babies.
Image of Alex Cross (Aldis Hodge) and John Sampson (Isaiah Mustafa) in the snow.
A panel comic by Jess.a.Creates depicting a little lamb in the lotus position meditating. The lamb is relaxed with its eyes closed. In the first panel the caption is "Breathe in...". The second is "Hold. Then out." The third shows the lamb (eyes still closed) chaotically screaming swear words, letting out its breath. The fourth shows the lamb relaxed again with the caption "And again."
Picture of a tiny Black kitten the size of a smol fuzzball that fits in the palm of someone's hand (posted by cutepetsuwu on Tumblr). The kitten looks both curious and majestic in a "I will rule the world" kind of way. The caption states "The darkness. The destroyer of worlds" with petermorwood reblogging, "Very small worlds for now, but just you wait."
Texts from mosquito: "Missed you." "Weather is nice out here." "Grass is kinda long." "Come outside. We just want to talk."
A screenshot of a delightful post from reddit-birdwatching. Starts titled "Saw one today! Saw bird. outside." First reply, "is there a photo?" The OP replies, "no. flew away" and gets the response, "happens."
"Still I Rise" -Maya Angelou You may write me down in history With your bitter, twisted lies, You may trod me in the very dirt But still, like dust, I'll rise. Does my sassiness upset you? Why are you beset with gloom? ’Cause I walk like I've got oil wells Pumping in my living room. Just like moons and like suns, With the certainty of tides, Just like hopes springing high, Still I'll rise. Did you want to see me broken? Bowed head and lowered eyes? Shoulders falling down like teardrops, Weakened by my soulful cries? Does my haughtiness offend you? Don't you take it awful hard ’Cause I laugh like I've got gold mines Diggin’ in my own backyard. You may shoot me with your words, You may cut me with your eyes, You may kill me with your hatefulness, But still, like air, I’ll rise. Does my sexiness upset you? Does it come as a surprise That I dance like I've got diamonds At the meeting of my thighs? Out of the huts of history’s shame I rise Up from a past that’s rooted in pain I rise I'm a black ocean, leaping and wide, Welling and swelling I bear in the tide. Leaving behind nights of terror and fear I rise Into a daybreak that’s wondrously clear I rise Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave, I am the dream and the hope of the slave. I rise I rise I rise.
"Still I Rise" By Maya Angelou You may write me down in history With your bitter, twisted lies, You may trod me in the very dirt But still, like dust, I'll rise. Does my sassiness upset you? Why are you beset with gloom? ’Cause I walk like I've got oil wells Pumping in my living room. Just like moons and like suns, With the certainty of tides, Just like hopes springing high, Still I'll rise. Did you want to see me broken? Bowed head and lowered eyes? Shoulders falling down like teardrops, Weakened by my soulful cries? Does my haughtiness offend you? Don't you take it awful hard ’Cause I laugh like I've got gold mines Diggin’ in my own backyard. You may shoot me with your words, You may cut me with your eyes, You may kill me with your hatefulness, But still, like air, I’ll rise. Does my sexiness upset you? Does it come as a surprise That I dance like I've got diamonds At the meeting of my thighs? Out of the huts of history’s shame I rise Up from a past that’s rooted in pain I rise I'm a black ocean, leaping and wide, Welling and swelling I bear in the tide. Leaving behind nights of terror and fear I rise Into a daybreak that’s wondrously clear I rise Bringing the gifts that my ancestors gave, I am the dream and the hope of the slave. I rise I rise I rise.
Tumblr user "professionalchaoticdumbass" out there making the hilarious joke, "Cast iron? Yeah, that's a pretty common spell to learn" insinuating a fab witchcraft mood. Professionalchaoticdumbass then spots a tag, "cast iron becomes more powerful the more seasoned a wizard is." The pun-master replies to that tag with, "You come on to my post and be funnier than me?" Another user pops in at the end and replies, "skillet issue." This interaction restores faith in humanity a little bit.
Someone couldn't remember the phrase "vicariously" and so he said "I'm living bi-curiously through you" which is now my favorite phrase and I'll be using it.
Enter the world of Tumblr silliness. A narrator walks into a spooky shop excited about how the shop "has everything my heart desires!" wherein the shopkeeper cheekily says, "Yes, I will warn you...every item comes at a price." Undeterred, the narrator replies, "Yes, I know how shops work." Enter a reblogged continuation of the story where the spooky shopkeeper says, "The price may be more than you expect to pay" hinting at something sinister. But the narrator remains undeterred, "Yes, I know how US taxes work, too." Another reblog, this time the shopkeeper is exasperated in flat out trying to tell the narrator, "I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!" And the narrator meets the shopkeeper's exasperated energy with, "I know what capitalism is too goddammit!!" Tumblr remains unmatched.
An exchange where someone mentioned they're freaked out by seagulls because seagulls can live into their 30s, which opens up the door to wonder if they remember the 1990s. This sparks a conversation about how being a seagull is pretty rad because their lives are basically just eating endless fries and having permission to scream whenever they want. Very millennial of them.
Wholesome tumblr post that started when a user posted a picture of a baby Tawny Frogmouth (bird). The baby bird, looking at the camera like it's super-sus of the world, is referred to as a "smug ass marshmallow" and a "suspicious cotton ball."
Kendrick Lamar looks directly into the camera at the Superbowl Halftime show saying, "Say Drake, I hear you like 'em young..." Diabolical menace.
@askdrantionette.bsky.social talkin bout suing the US for emotional distress.