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christian scripture from matthew 5:28-30, as translated in the new international version. it reads as follows: But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. And if your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.
screen recording from the game: homura hime. the clip features a boss fight between the titular character and a giant white robot with swords. she is wielding a sword of her own against the robot, and dodging the occasional ranged attack on her way to victory (w homura hime btw)
anime screenshot featuring a pink-haired school girl walking behind an adult in a lab coat. the subtitles read: "i'm tired of going to war." in the background is a picturesque view of a snow-capped mountain range and a cloud sky, visually broken up by support columns in the foreground
screenshot of google search suggestions beneath the phrase "does duct tape", they read as follows: - does duct tape remove warts - does duct tape keep the poopy in - does duct tape work on warts
anime screenshot featuring two characters in conversation with each other, with subtitles that read: i feel closer to you now, knowing you can be pretty silly
screenshot featuring a couple of days of anilist activity. the shows logged, in order of least to most recent are the newest episodes of: - mao - goodbye lara - magilumiere - young ladies don't play fighting games - i want to love you til your dying day as well as a stray mid anime crossed out with a pink line, that being "daemons of the shadow realm"
anime screenshot with subtitles that read: "it's only your insides that i have business with" the image features a smiling woman with streaks of blood flowing from her left eye. she is wearing a fur coat. in the background is a burning room, and the orange hue of the flames tinges the entire frame
anime screenshot with subtitles that read "cats exist outside the realm of onmyodo" the screenshot features a white haired character with a serious look on his face, viewed from the side
gintama screen recording in which two sets of otaku engage in a televised argument. a character in sunglasses raises the point that fans of idols and fans of anime girls are both seeking something equally unattainable, as a fan (or "3d otaku") marrying an idol is as impossible as a 2d otaku (i.e. anime enthusiast) marrying their favourite anime girl
text extracted from a news article, with two separate phrases highlighted in blue. the highlighted text drawing attention to the fact the first paragraph speaks of someone being placed on "unpaid" leave while the second states he was placed on "paid" leave, the article contradicting itself. the actual text of the full extract below: White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt, in a briefing with reporters on Thursday, confirmed that Perez had been placed on unpaid administrative leave at the president's direction following the ABC report. "Obviously, I'm aware of the report — the president is, too. I spoke with him about it," Leavitt told reporters. "He believes it's deeply unfortunate and, frankly, a disgrace. And the individual that was cited in that report is complying with the CFTC, but has been put on paid administrative leave. So there will be a teleprompter operator tonight, of course, but it will not be the one, unfortunately, in that story."
over here there's metrorail, which historically Sucks,,,,, a lot, but in recent years it's gotten an upgrades, new trains, all that so it's better these days but idk by how much since i don't use it. then there's also gautrain, which is super reliable but has limited routes. do you have a "gautrain" sorta equivalent?
twitter profile with a purple background and anime profile picture (of nazuna from "call of the night" specifically), the disiplay name is "el putisimo ker" and username @badatwriting. the bio reads: "sick and evil and weird"
this cannot be your butt! is it the corner of your mouth?
screenshot (description in paragraph below) with subtitles that read: "i kind of pissed myself while i was inside you." an anime girl with kinda messy hair and sweat streaming down her face and neck. she has an open-mouthed smile and her right shoulder slightly raised. the background features a cloudy night sky
screenshot of a tweet that reads: "u r horny for sex. i am horny for a stake in gods kingdom." from someone with the username @stopthehorny and display name "stop being horny. find jesus"
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side-on screenshot of an anime character. the profile of her face somewhat resembles a fish, with an open-mouthed yet toothless expression and something of a protruding snout bridging her nose and mouth. this appearance is exacerbated by her (standard for anime, for what it's worth) disproportionately large side-mounted eye in this frame. the background features smoke from two chimneys covering and otherwise blue sky
disclaimer: this video discusses arthropod sexual reproduction. viewer discretion advised
about a month ago i was in p bad shape mentally and emotionally, genuinely went a few days there without being able to make myself eat anything, bad time and today's not massively better, but as it so happens the last episode of re zero that came out at that time featured a song i hadn't heard since the last time i rewatched season 1 years ago, and since that episode i've had that "stay alive" stuck in my head. kinda tmi for Here but i deactivated everything other than anilist last month so it's not like i can say it anywhere else,,,, does remind me i was writing something yesterday i should get back to soon though. nothing ominous. idk if i should be happy or upset with the meaning i attach to anime
screenshot of a 3d cgi gundam in a cloud of fog. it has stubby, pathetic looking v-fins sprouting from its forehead, glowing with the same light green as its eyes and sensors on either side of its head. its face is recessed into its head like a pug
screenshot of an album on spotify. the title is "cry baby" by the artist "vince staples". the album cover features a drawing of a crying baby wearing an american flag diaper, the drawing is against a vibrant red background
screen-recording of a lithe, fluffy creature which for some reason seems to have the very tip of a penis for a head, with a forked tongue to boot
picture of a storefront inside a mall, the store in question bearing the name "sissy boy" in cursive, lowercase text above a display of mannequins wearing light but form-fitting dresses. there is a picture of a model with an afro posing in a floral dress behind and next to the mannequins
picture of a bar of chocolate (?) or some other such candy. the wrapper features a rainbow pride flag and the text "GAY BAR" and "taste the rainbow motherf*cker" beneath a cartoon rainbow
flag that resembles the british union jack, except all the stripes are replaced with or otherwise subsumed within various pride flags. the vertical and horizontal stripes are the standard rainbow flag, flanked vertically by the brown and black stripes of the progress pride flag, and intersected diagonally with two trans pride flags. the space between the trans pride flags and the rainbow flags contains, alternately, the intersex pride flag, the nonbinary pride flag and the pan pride flag in the left half of the composite flag, and the ace, bi and lesbian pride flags on the right half of the composite flag
screenshot of some old discord messages from ker (me), they read as follows: you shouldn't be allowed to say that it's like idk what it's like. but picture something that it's like it's like that
my gundam tierlist using the quoted user's template. the tiers and each listed anime are as follows: * s-tier consists of: g-witch, 0079, gundam unicorn, and zz * a-tier consists of thunderbolt, origin, and hathaway. * b-tier consists of iron blooded orphans, char's counterattack, gundam x, g-reco, gundam wing (endless waltz included), gundam narrative, cucuruz doan's island, and 0080 * c-tier consists of gundam 00, victory gundam, gundam seed, 08th ms team, turn a, requiem for vengeance and g-gundam. * zeta (rewatch-pending) tier consists of: zeta, unsurprisingly * "shit from a butt" tier consists of stardust memory, gquuuuuux, and f91
[5 stars] happy customer: "it's perfect! modern! heats perfectly. i'm obsessed."
steam screenshot indicating 41.6 out of 96.1 gigabytes downloaded, or 39% installed (which may or may not be synonymous depending on the game)
screenshot of a news headline that reads "another explosion hits second woolworths store in south africa". the thumbnail is a tilted image of one of their stores, with seating just outside the entrance
painting of white woman in aristocratic dress in front of an ornate background. the text placed atop the painting in impact font reads: "mine milkshake bringeth all yon gentlefolk to mine yard and lo they reply "'tis better than thine,,, verily, 'tis better than thine!" i could apprentice thee, but i wouldst levy a fee"
image of the flower in question, it is ourple (i.e. purple) as promised, and its petals overlap with each other almost seamlessly around the flower's pale, sunken centre. it sits above a giant green leaf of no renown
picture of a DUMB, and UGLY flower (i.e. a strelitzia), with vibrant orange petals arrayed in a horizontal plane rather than around a core like any reasonable flower.
screenshot of a prehistoric tweet (2015) from user @cannyswim that reads: ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck
words take centre stage at spelling bee
screenshot from zeta gundam, featuring char "four vaginas" aznable, bright noa, and two nobodies i can't be bothered to remember, all in the bridge of a spaceship. the subtitles read: "please tell me more about your wife."
screenshot of pandora from re:zero, she is speaking with a smile on her face while leaning over the silver-haired (but otherwise not in frame) emilia. subtitles read: "but there are times when a decision must be made"
gif of a pink-haired anime girl doing a cheerful dance alongside a senior citizen within the window for posting a bleet on this site. after a few seconds the gif is met with an error message preventing successful upload
screenshot of a geoguessr map with a flag icon planted over a place named "broughton". east of the flag pin and along a river are two settlements named "papcastle" and "cockermouth" as mentioned in the bleet
prohibited items: weapons, cooler boxes, food
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subsection 2: everyone has the right to bodily and psychological integrity, which includes the right— (a) to make decisions concerning reproduction; (b) to security in and control over their body; and
a collection comprising three bleets i posted three months ago, and one bleet posted in 2024. the final bleet features two pictures described after the text of the bleet first bleet: having my head crushed into a bloody powdery pulp as every muscle in my body twitches and tenses and then stops just as suddenly would fix me second bleet: being impaled clean through the heart then suspended in the air and tossed against a wall leaving behind a streak of blood as my body slides down the wall from the impact would fix me third bleet: having my entire body drained of blood and then flopping onto the ground with a lifeless thud would fix me fourth bleet (image description following below): ngl looking just like priscilla would fix me first frame: [a two-page spread from claymore that features priscilla as its focus. her wings are fully extended, and she stands in a cloud of ash and dust] second frame: [a panel of priscilla from the same scene, with her face in focus, the bulging base of her single horn just barely in frame. she has a serene expression. the dialogue bubble partly obscures her pointed ear and veiny neck, it reads: "it feels incredible."]
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screen-recording from "homura-hime" featuring the player character jumping into the air and swinging their sword with some flashy effects behind it for a decent amount of time before falling back to the ground