Van Rouge

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Sports personality of my fractured mind. Libtard. Drinker of wine. Drinker of brown liquor. University of Colorado guy. Lifelong Nuggets fan. Mets fan- the DH is an abomination. Bay Area resident. Oakland Roots & Soul owner & fan. ¡Hala Madrid! Music. Film

A monkey wearing a pirate hat sits behind a frump kit and with an exasperated sigh strikes the drum and cymbal executing a rim shot , essentially “ Ba Dum bump “
A Colorado license plate from 1976 which featured a Colorado Centennial logo and light blue palette instead of the traditional forest green palette
From ‘ Guardians of the Galaxy Volume Two ‘ Taser Face shouting “ It’s Metaphorical “
A green and white license Colorado plate with mountains as a backdrop and “ NATIVE “ spelled out
As quad featuring Isaiah ‘ Zeke ‘ Thomas at point hoists , Vince ‘ Half man - Half Amazing ‘ Carter at shooting guard , Shareef Abdur - Raheem at Small Forward , Maurice Lucas at Power Forward , and Bob Lanier at Center
The globby version of Demi Moore from the film ‘ The Substance ‘ wherein she resembles a formless mass of melting ice cream in a cup on a warm Seattle evening
The Minnesota Twins Austin Martin watches the bomb he just launched over the Green Monster , as does the Boston pitcher who served up the juicy meatball . The Red Socks catcher hangs his head in disappointment and no doubt great shame
A Philadelphia magazine with a head shot of a scowling Flyers great Dave ‘ The Hammer ‘ Schultz in an orange jersey and combat helmet holding a daisy . The caption reads : “ This is Dave Schultz. He loves you not . “
Joel Embiid dramatically falling down after minimal contact against the Pistons
A photo of Mets legend Mookie Wilson with an accompanying blurb that reads : “ when I am in a slump , I comfort myself by saying if I believe in dinosaurs , then somewhere , they must be believing in me . And if they believe in me , then I can believe in me . Then I bust out . “
A tank speeds across the landscape in an uninhibited manner of an NBA franchise starting its end of the bench and two-way players shamelessly trying to get more ping pong balls for the lottery
A young and massive Andy Reid literally towering over his opponents in a Punt , Pass , and Kick competition
A locomotive meshed with an L . The locomotive has interlocking L and U on the front of the engine
The Swedish Chef from the Muppets doing a Chef’s Kisd
GIF from ‘ Seinfeld ‘ of Kramer telling Jerry “ Jerry , he’s the assman ‘
Mr Snow Miser dancing in ‘ The Year Without Santa Clause ‘
Screenshot from Josh Dubow noting that “ Bo Nix is the first WB in the Super Bowl era to throw a touchdown pass to an offensive lineman and an interception to a defensive lineman in the same playoff game “
A picture of an off brand ‘ Doctor Pepper ‘ brand called ‘ Doctor Skipper ‘
White Boy Bob from the film ‘ Out of Sight ‘ standing in a boxing gym trying to look fierce with his arms crossed White Boy Bob is fated to slip and fall multiple times in the film until ultimately he slips and falls while ascending some stairs , discharging his gun and killing himself
Animated gif of a flock of Seagulls squeaking “ Mike “ over and over from the film ‘ Finding Nemo ‘
A screenshot of the Merriam Webster post with the word ‘ Blissful ‘ captured
Denver Nuggets starting players Spencer Jones Jonas Valanciunas Jamal Murray Jason Pickett Peyton Watson
The album ‘ No Depression ‘ by Uncle Tupelo
The album ‘ Blue Lines ‘ by Massive Attack
Chunk from ‘ Goonies ‘ standing by a picket fence saying “ Come on “
The Abominable Snowman putting the star atop the Christmas tree at the elf Christmas party in ‘ Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer ‘
Tim Curry in makeup for the film ‘ Legend ‘ where he plays a red demon with very pronounced and very large black horns on the top of his head
A picture of a crocodile with his jaws closed on the trunk of a baby elephant as they play a lethal game of tug of war
The Pope holding a baseball bat standing in the aisle of an airplane
J . R . Smith confidently strutting up the basketball court with his thumbs hooked into the arm holes of his Denver Nuggets uniform
Tim Curry in the film ‘ Legend ‘ as a big red demon with prominent horns , arms raised
Track listing for the ‘ Batman Forever ‘ soundtrack Disc one : 1 ‘ Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me ‘ - By U2 - Bono 2 ‘ One Time Too Many ‘ - By PJ Harvey 3 ‘ Where Are You Now? ‘ - By Brandy 4 ‘ Kiss from a Rose ‘ - By Seal 5 ‘ The Hunter Gets Captured by the Game ‘ - By Massive Attack ( with Tracey Thorn ) 6 ‘ Nobody Lives Without Love ‘ - By Eddi Reader 7 ‘ Tell Me Now ‘ - By Mazzy Star Disc two: 1 ’ Smash It Up ‘ - By The Offspring 2 ’ There Is a Light ‘ - By Nick Cave 3 ‘ The Riddler ‘ - By Method Man 4 ‘ The Passenger ‘ - By Michael Hutchence 5 ‘Crossing the River ‘ - By The Devlins 6 ’ 8 ‘ - By Sunny Day Real Estate 7 ‘ Bad Days ‘ - By The Flaming Lips
Two puppets in a cafeteria as an unidentifiable slop is plopped onto a lunch tray
Jack Black onstage at the microphone as he performs with the fictional band ‘ Barry Jive and the Uptown Five ‘ formerly known as ‘ Sonic Death Monkey ‘
A mock up of a flag featuring a submarine sandwich with “ Sic Semper Tyranis “ embedded into it
An animated gif of Oprah enthusiastically pointing and saying “ You get a game three , and you get a game three “
University of Colorado mascot, Ralphie VII, during practice at Folsom Field in Boulder, Colo., on Aug. 13, 2025. ( photo from CU Athletics )
University of Colorado mascot, Ralphie VII, during practice at Folsom Field in Boulder, Colo., on Aug. 13, 2025. She will make her first run at the game against Wyoming on Saturday night, September 20, 2025 ( photo fromCU Athletics )
A man in a white martial art outfit repeatedly slamming a brick into his testicles
Michael Corleone grabbing and kissing his brother Fredo at the New Year’s celebration in Havana and saying “You broke my heart “ to let him knew Fredo had betrayed him
GIF from ‘ Guardians of the Galaxy 2 ‘ with a ravagers saying “ A quarter is 25 “