Vance Anthony | Author

@vanceanthony.bsky.social

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Author of 🏳️‍🌈 shit | Triple Cancer 🦀 | Occasional talker of smack | Usually trapped under a cat 🐈‍⬛ I peddle my smut, dabble in tomfoolery, and sometimes post about music and politics. Buy my books: vanceanthony.com

A black background with yellow, red, and white graphics advertising the No Kings protests on March 28th.
A yawning black cat sitting on a gray couch.
A black graphic displaying the words “Nationwide shutdown! Friday Jan 30, 2026. No work. No school. No shopping. ICE out everywhere!!!”
A Christmas tree with red, green, and silver ornaments and a white tree skirt tucked into a nook between a stone fireplace and a sliding glass door.
A banana leaf plant growing tall out of a gray pot in front of two windows and a wooden wall.
A sign nailed to a log reading “Caution - Wet wood is slippery”
Black cat standing on a glass-top wooden table with a window in the background.
A black cat curled up on Vance’s lap from above.
A man crossing a busy street with densely stacked brick apartment buildings and skyscrapers in the background.
Me holding a very long and narrow russet potato in my hand.
A crab tattoo on Vance’s forearm.
Vance, standing in front of a wooden door, facing the camera, not smiling, wearing a black T-shirt.
A deer looking at the camera from behind a grove of trees and bushes. A log cabin sits in the background.
Vance, way back in the 90s, sitting on the floor and flipping off the camera.
Vance, in a black shirt and black ball cap, leaning against a wooden railing under a concrete overpass.
A rainbow in a deep blue sky disappearing behind the trees. There is a building and a stop sign at an intersection in the foreground.