Vanderkins Leather and Jewelry

@vanderkins.bsky.social

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NSFW Vendors/kink educators & this is our stuff. Contact us for orders! We post inappropriate for work/children/church (unless your church is cool)/all audiences things. We're queer, married, makers of kinky shit, TTRPG things, & occult items. Old AF, Tops

A picture of two Hawgcocks (a kind of handheld BDSM toy). One is black & red braided leather while the other toy is in the colors of the leather pride flag. Atop them sits a leather bracelet with punky spikes on it.
A picture of a solved Lament Configuration from the Hellraiser series. The image is in black and white. At no point, upon solving it, was i exposed to explorers, in the further regions of experience. Demons to some, angels to others. I feel like I should get my money back from the strange mystic unknowable who traded me the puzzle for my graded near-mint copy of Daredevil #208. At the very least,that motherfucker is only getting two stars on Etsy.
Closeup of a silver collar with tiny silver barbs on the 6mm rings with an o-ring closure on a person's neck.
Image: post card with a qr code to nake donations to help save tge Art Sanctuary in Louisville
Images: 1. Black chain necklace with a large metal spider with a lapis lazuli abdomen on a black mannequin background
Image: mannequin wearing a black chain necklace bearing a metal spider with a blue lapis lazuli pendant
Images: 1. A chain necklace with two rows of 4mm 18-gauge rings in the pansexual pride colors of dark pink, yellow, and blue, connected by 3mm 18-gauge rings in the same colors, with an o-ring clasp, pictured on a black mannequin on a slate grey background
Images: 1. Top view of the ring at the end which will allow for urination and sounding, of a chastity cage made with rainbow colored rings.
Rainbow chain full finger ring fully covering my middle finger, connected to a rainbow bracelet with a rainbow chain.
Images: 5. Plum, brown, black, and red parts of the ring
Images: 1. The top view of a rainbow full finger ring on the middle finger that is attached to a rainbow bracelet by a chain.
Images: 1. A silver chainmail ring that completely covers my middle finger, connected to a bracelet.
Images: 1. A piece of jewelry that completely covers the middle finger of the model made with silver wire on a white background.
A picture of a purple whip wrapped over itself on top of a pink leather background.
Images: 1. a mostly finished silver chainmaille bracelet with three rows of 4mm rings connected by 3mm rings and a pile of jump rings
A mostly finished piece of chainmail jewelry and a pile of open rings on a black bison leather background.
A picture of a whip being braided. The whip is being braided with purple leather. It is a pun. It isn't a very good pun, but attempts were made. You should buy one. They're handmade. By me. I usually wear pants while I do it, too. No pants whipmaking is more expensive, but I'm game.
Some, frankly, low quality graffiti in green felt pen that says "Joe." The initial graffiti has "this is bad", "you should feel bad!" written over it. It also has a crude drawing of a face saying "This Sucks." There's also a brown arrow pointing at the original graffiti with "Toy" written beneath the arrow in the same brown. I did not check to see if the brown was fecal matter, but I'm pretty sure it was a Crayola marker. I found that, frankly, even more savage. Even random children are dunking on this person. Art kids are brutal, y'all.
Images: 1. Silver spider with an amethyst belly on a silver chain hand flower
Caravaggio's St. Francis of Assisi in Ecstasy.
Images: 1. Two images of an index finger in a full wire wrap, front and back pictures
Images: 1. Silver rings on index and middle fingers of the right hand on either side of the joint.
Images: 1. Rainbow micromaille ring on a thumb on a lilac background
A very old, very crude looking bullwhip i made years ago at the start of my leatherworking journey. Totally impractical as far as use in our dungeonette. Yet, the whip is apparently a hell of a ln inspiration for two guys to drop off a dryer?
A Humorously Enormous Dildo covered in lights , charms, and other ephemera.
Image: 1. A wooden mandrel with several micromaille rings made with 2 and 2.5 mm rings (the largest ones have 160 rings)
Two large balls of leather thongs (similar to yarn balls) and a clothespin for scale. The larger ball is black. The smaller ball is blue. But like a 70's van interior blue. A sleazy, sweaty blue. A blue that makes you nervously nostalgic.
Images: a gold micromaille ring with two layers of 2.5mm rings and 3 layers of 2mm rings on the middle finger of a white hand on a grey fuzzy blanket.
Image: rose gold conjoined micromaille ring of 2.5mm and 2mm 22 gauge rose gold colored silver plated copper wire on the middle finger of the maker's hand on a sage green blanket background.
Image: five coils of wire (rose gold x2, black, copper, gold) next to a ruler on some notebook paper
Images: 1. Full picture of a copper chainmaille necklace. It has three rows of 5mm rings and 4mm rings connecting the rows, double thick throughout, on a grey background.
1. Freshly cut wire rings of copper, in the lid of a pill bottle, and two pill bottles with open rings of copper wire on a black bison leather background with bits of metal dust.
A picture of a bathroom with a warning of flashing lights inside. Of a bathroom. There's also a cartoon frog wearing sunglasses. Frankly, this is a topic all by itself, but I dont wanna dive down that rabbit hole. Or frog pond. Whatever the appropriate cliche would be.
The first picture is a teal chainmaille collar with two rows of rings joined with smaller rings. It has a black o-ring closure and is about 18 inches long. It is pictured on a grey background.
Picture of one of my signal whips. It is a 3 footer. It is also all hot pink. Because fuck toxic masculinity in it's big dumb face!
A picture of an all-black Horsecock. A Horsecock is a leather sex toy. It has nothing to do with horses. Unless you use it to play with a pony play enthusiast.
A pic of two floggers i finished in the car on our way to the event. One is green suede & the other is purple suede. Both of the floggers have black handles and black pineapple knots. I do this in the car before an event because I'm always super overwhelmed with the anxiety and have to keep my hands busy. It also amuses truckers when they look down & see me bring all industrious n shit. Thankfully, haven't had to explain what I'm doing in the car to a cop. BTW, I'm not the one driving. Otherwise, that would be crazy. Possibly leading to a Final Destination-like death as I ended up impaled on a giant plastic duck statue. The worst part would be the number of people who wouldn't be surprised that this was how I ended up dying.
Rainbow chainmaille choker with a silver o-ring closure, pictured on a black mannequin.
Image: an 18-inch necklace of rings in colors of the rainbow on a lilac background. It's about 1/2 inch wide and has a silver o ring closure.
A picture of a sticker we make that says "Why Not Today, Satan?" Mostly adding it to draw attention because I NEED VALIDATION, YOU BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY WORD-THOUGHTS ARE FULL OF WORD-THOUGHT BRILLIANCE !!!!!!!!!!!!! BUY SEX TOYS & JEWELRY & STUFF FOR NIPS/BUTTS FROM US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.etsy.com/shop/vanderkinsjewelry SHAME IS FOR WEAKLINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An image of our follower count. It has our current number of 420 circled. Seriously, folx... don't leave us hanging. We don't wanna be THAT kind of dork/shithead. Let us be our normal kind of shithead. Please.
Image: an asymmetrical cube of polished brown tiger eye wrapped in antiqued brass wire on a chain of two sizes of antiqued brass wire rings connected with smaller rings.
A photograph of the lunar eclipse 3/14/2025 at around 02:45.
Image: Do you get Medicaid or SNAP benefits? Not anymore! Republicans voted to cut the funding! Please don't ask the employees. They aren't the billionaires that own and control the government! Call your senator!
A picture of a long sleeve t-shirt with the word HORSECOCK! emblazoned upon it. It is a mighty word. A powerful one. One that inspires greatness. Fuck all those haters who ain't down with it.
A bit of graphic art featuring a purple penguin wearing a tophat, bowtie, & two-tone shoes. The penguin has a deeply alarmed/haunted look on their face. The penguin holds a butcher's knife. Next to the penguin is a pink hear with the words, "Daddy? Please don't make me hurt people." in purple cursive text. It's cute, in a very dark way. I am hoping it won't lead to nightmares. Or a weird fixation. It's always a possibility, I suppose. But hey, psychic scars are good for you. Right?
A skull in profile facing right. Hand carved onto leather.
A full shot of a 3 ft. Hot pink & black leather signal whip on top of a lovely workbench. Yes, I know I say lovely things about this workbench. I'm middle-aged. We get excited over simple things. This whip is delightful, too.
Images: both images are of a necklace made with black and rose gold wire (it's a pale pink). It's photographed on a pale purple background.
Mostly white cat with a few black patches sleeping on a navy blue comforter with pink and pale blue unicorns, disappointed in AEW's announcers, just as we are.
A picture of a t-shirt featuring legendary Kentuckian Randy "The Macho Man" Savage hitting an elbow drop on conservative christian white Jesus who seems to be hovering over the planet Earth. White Christians are fucking weird. Anyway, The Macho Man is a favorite around here. Beloved because he was a reasonably good person, was a bit of an outlaw, & ultimately led a decent life. I'm okay with Macho dropping an elbow on White Christian Jesus. That guy is a dick.