Ben Van der Velde

@vanderlaugh.bsky.social

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Half-man, Half-beast, Half-Mop. Terrible at fractions. Have a gander here: www.benvandervelde.com Photo (c) Andy Hollingworth Archive

A sane-washing headline about restoring Britain's Christian Heritage from the Times with Zia Yusuf looking like a failed Apprentice quarter-finalist cosplaying as Home Secretary.

Sumo wrestlers wearing different colourful aprons stand around the ring.

BBC website headline (typo): William and Kate visit museum in fist engagement since summer

Me, looking like a bedraggled shaggy dog post-run.

A list of footballers who played for Servette against Chelsea tonight. Top of the list is J.Guillemenot.

A picture of an enormous stash of Beatles memorabilia