Lesley!

@vanetti.bsky.social

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Rambler sommelier, wife guy, cat dad

OP, a person wearing red heart-shaped glasses with a nose ring and a floral bandana on their head, holding a can of Rambler Sparkling Water while smiling with their eyes closed. It’s a special golden can that reads, “You’re A Winner!”
Tabby cat with an incredibly pissed off expression.
The basin of a cat water fountain filled with water and nugget ice, with OP’s hand hovering above the basin and holding a scoop full of nugget ice.
Screenshot of the video for Caramelldansen. Below is a YouTube comment from user BIOSJon from eight months ago that reads: “This song helped me cure my testicular cancer”
OP is holding a 5-hour Energy and something called a “Dream Water Sleep Shot” in one hand.
OP holding an onigiri in an airplane seat. The onigiri has a bite taken out of it.
Big old Sweet Karoline blackberry and key lime pie
Norman Rockwell painting of the guy standing up and speaking his absolute truth.
Mirror man Man dressed in a scarlet velvet tuxedo with gold piping and top hat. Man is covered in one of those Lycra green screen bodysuits that covers his features, and this bodysuit has been fashioned to look like a mirrorball; however, instead of silver, the mirror fragments are golden. He also has a cane
OP writes their name on an Etch-a-Sketch and then zooms out to compare it to their handwritten signature on a Post-It note next to the Etch-a-Sketch.
Screenshot of a text from my mom. Included is a photo of a pile of quilts on a tabletop next to a glass sliding door. A small hammer rests on top of the pile. Text reads: “I’m about to redneck insulate this bitch”
"Sucking at something is the first step to becoming sorta good at something" -Jake The Dog
The front of a house at night, decorated to look like the facade of the famous Prada store in Marfa, TX.
Basketball star Shaquille O’Neal, who stands at 7’1”, is posed as if he is being driven without his consent by a Fisher Price toddler’s toy car. His stature makes this look amazing. He’s really selling it, his mouth open in a silent scream and his eyes wide with arms outstretched. Someone catch Shaq
Second plane meme
Illustration of an adorable little white dinosaur with a pink striped belly, a blue ribbon on his tail, and a pink ribbon tying up a little bun of hair. He also has tiny white horns. He is flanked by adorable creatures. The text in the image reads: INTRODUCING GAOPOWERROO かお Gaopowerroo is a little dinosaur who lives on the cheerful Omurice Island. He has a super positive personality and loves to roar, "Gao! Gao!" His favorite food is omurice, a popular Japanese dish with ketchup fried rice and an egg omlette!
A standard issue cat is loafing and looking at the camera. It’s pretty great.
Panel from a series of Christian tract comics known as Chick Tracts. In the panel, a block of text reads: Most people rejected His message. Underneath is a crowd of people who look very grumpy. They are addressing the silhouette of Jesus Christ. Underneath that reads: They hated Jesus because He told them the truth. Galatians 4:16
OP clutching a wrapped frozen bean and cheese burrito
Say what you will about the man, but he changed the landscape of this country. Not everyone agreed with what he did. A lot of us are disgusted to this day by his sometimes explosive contributions to society. However, even as we’re disgusted as we watch this man’s American creation burst at the seams, we always come back for more. I think that we can all agree that he was a man of service to this country, and his contributions must continue to be celebrated every day, for as long as we’re free. Duane Roberts, creator of the frozen burrito, today we mourn your passing.
Beaver Nuggets scented candle
Quotes from the 73-year-old woman who sits in the back of my ethics class and knits during lectures: "sweetheart, if they text you after 11 p.m., it's not ethics. it's hormones." "i didn't come here to get a degree. i came here to see what the youth are stressed about and bring snacks accordingly." "he ghosted you? oh honey. block him and light a candle. for yourself." —- "i once survived a cheating husband, a power outage, and disco. you can survive this exam." --- "you don't need closure. you need carbs and a nap.' -- "she said she's 'not ready for a relationship'? that's code for she doesn't want you, sugar. take the L with grace." -- "i've been knitting a scarf while you all unravel emotionally. poetic, isn't it?" — "he's cute, but does he ask follow-up questions? no' then he's decorative. " - "professor, i respectfully disagree, and i brought a bibliography." -- "you'll be fine. the world is messy, but so is banana bread, and everyone loves that.”
screenshot of OP’s phone displaying the weather. 49 degrees F with a high of 70 F.
Photo of the interior of OP’s refrigerator with OP’s glasses resting on top of a twelve-pack of sparkling water. Just. There they are!
Rupert Grint with OP
Photo of the album Relish by Joan Osborne on vinyl
Fan photo op with British actor Rupert Graves. OP is looking demurely away from the camera, and Rupert Graves is covering his mouth in shock at being next to OP
The famous panel from Junji Ito’s “The Enigma of Amhara Fault”. In the original, a bespectacled man is clinging to a man-shaped hole in a mountain’s facade. He screams, “This is my hole! It was made for me!” This image has been altered so that the man-made hole is now a needle, and the man has been replaced by a camel. The rest remains the same.
Regina George why are you so obsessed with me
Spotify playlist
OP dancing, looking jubilant, a smile that shows both rows of teeth, shimmering
Standard issue (tabby) cat resting comfortably on a bed that needs to be made
Appeal "Sexually Suggestive" label This appeal will be sent to @moderation.bsky.app. This is about farts
Tabby cat laying on a greyscale rug, looking as cute as a tabby cat can
Photo of a small nugget ice machine full of nugget ice in OP’s house.
TV screencap of Cool Runnings. Irv on screen. Caption: “a gold medal is a wonderful thing.”
TV screenshot of Cool Runnings. The main character is talking. Caption; “I say we call it Cool Runnings.”
TV screenshot from Cool Runnings. Harrington Coolidge is sitting behind a desk. Caption: Can you imagine, a Jamaican bobsledder?
Cool Runnings TV screenshot. Characters Junior and Yul Brenner are on screen. Junior is smiling at Yul. Caption: Derice Bannock. Hey, good luck to you too.
Derise and Sanka, the two main characters from Cool Runnings, looking like there is some UST
Cool Runnings
I quit eating beef on May 1 and I quit eating pork about two weeks later (the reason why is actually kind of funny!). I still do fowl and fish for now, but largely, it has been the easiest thing in the world to do. I even went to Brazilian steakhouse and stuck to the salad bar!!! Haven't had so much as a craving I could fuck up a P Terry's double chee rn so badly tho
Television with Gilmore Girls screenshot. Pictured is Emily Gilmore at the dinner table, and the subtitle reads: “She needs to learn a sport, and Richard can teach her a sport.”
OP with Kevin Smith, selfie. OP looks drugged
OP with Kevin Smith, selfie.
Tabby cat being very cute sitting on a chair with her lil paws tucked in
OP holding a paw-shaped Post-It note that says: Please imagine OBAMA with a septum RING
The most beautiful tabby cat who has ever existed
Photo of 20-ish raccoons at night looking at the camera, with text overlaid: DEATH IS COMING EAT TRASH BE FREE
Tabby cat blep
Tabby cat sleeping in a position that makes her look like a handbag