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J. Peterman saying "Committing the very fraud he was trying to accuse", commenting on a document that Trump declassified which shows Russian election interference favoring Trump in the election.
A parody comic of Sesame Street, with three panels. The first panel has Big Bird holding up a caricature of Lindsay Graham cleaning up orange poop from an elephant with strawberry blonde hair and an orange face. Big Bird says "Hey Snuffy, did you hear about Lindsay Graham?". The second panel, Big Bird is holding the picture and says to Snuffy "Anyway... Where were we?". The third panel, Big Bird has put the picture down on the table and he and Snuffy are singing "La la la la la la la" according to the caption at the bottom.
A parody comic of Sesame Street, with three panels. The first panel has Big Bird holding up a caricature of Lindsay Graham cleaning up orange poop from an elephant with strawberry blonde hair and an orange face. Big Bird says "Hey Snuffy, did you hear about Lindsay Graham?". The second panel, Big Bird is holding the picture and says to Snuffy "Anyway... Where were we?". The third panel, Big Bird has put the picture down on the table and he and Snuffy are singing "La la la la la la la" according to the caption at the bottom.
The Ghostbusters fighting a giant Mitch McConnell Marshmallow Man
A picture of a ghost turtle in Elden Ring
Info Wars report: "shocking video confirming something quite shocking: that two months ago, Alex Jones exploded" "essentially, the body of Alex Jones disintegrating instantly and exploding out, breaking the window."
Tom the cat from Tom & Jerry with a bump on his head.
The Infowars Elf, he's the official mascot!
LeVar Burton, sitting on a couch with a tartan pattern, next to Fred Rogers on the set of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood. Fred is wearing a blue vest on a white shirt with collar, and blue tartan pattern tie, and LeVar is wearing a gray shirt and black v-neck vest.
LeVar Burton, sitting on a couch with a tartan pattern, next to Fred Rogers on the set of Mister Rogers' Neighborhood. Fred is wearing a blue vest on a white shirt with collar, and blue tartan pattern tie, and LeVar is wearing a gray shirt and black v-neck vest.
Trump at a lectern on TV saying "You have to respect the president. If you don't respect the president, you're going to have a problem."
An older Ric Flair wearing a purple suit with maroon lining, holding a mic and presumably saying "Wooooooooooooooooo"
Archie Bunker saying "The Big One"
Elect a Clown, Expect a Circus - Collage of this administration's idiocy including the Trump Oil Crisis, Hegseth's Lobster Fest, RFK and Kid Rock in a hot tub, Giuliani hoping for infidelity, Kash Patel partying, Pam Bondi holding up the Epstein Files, Ajit Pai holding a fidget spinner and nerf gun, Trump Low Taxes sign, Trump Low Prices sign, Trump ballroom plans and the destroyed east wing of the White House, Elon Musk salute, Trump standing by while someone fainted, a gold statue of Trump being anointed by religious leaders, Trump dropping diarrhea on America, and Trump wearing holy robes.
Trump motioning to Rome burning, saying "Sit back and relax, it will all work out well in the end - It always does!"
Elect a Clown, Expect a Circus - Collage of this administration's idiocy including the Trump Oil Crisis, Hegseth's Lobster Fest, RFK and Kid Rock in a hot tub, Giuliani hoping for infidelity, Kash Patel partying, Pam Bondi holding up the Epstein Files, Ajit Pai holding a fidget spinner and nerf gun, Trump Low Taxes sign, Trump Low Prices sign, Trump ballroom plans and the destroyed east wing of the White House, Elon Musk salute, Trump standing by while someone fainted, a gold statue of Trump being anointed by religious leaders, Trump dropping diarrhea on America, and Trump wearing holy robes.
Jeremy and the Beatles in Nowhere in a scene from The Yellow Submarine
This post is like The Ring except for thoughts about Super Monkey Ball Aiaiai is seen in front of the well from the VHS tape in The Ring
A scene from Family Matters in which Laura Winslow is talking to her friend Maxine. Laura is wearing a pink top with flower print overalls, and Maxine is wearing a black crop top, cross necklace, and black pants with a silver button on the front. She is also wearing a yellow shirt over the top which is open on the front, has lapels, and a pocket on each breast. Behind them is the living room of the house, painted beige with ornate decorations and bezels on the wood in square configurations. There is a big leafy plant behind Laura, and another smaller leafy plant is further back on a dark table in the background. The image is fuzzy like a CRT capture with chroma errors.
Admit it, you were waiting for this right? It's a can of soft drink with "Crush" written in a big cartoonish font with green embossing and a deep orange drop shadow. Underneath this is written "Orange" in a bold cursive font with green emboss, and under that is "ORANGE SODA" in a non serif font. The can is mostly a flat orange color with drawings of oranges that reveal mostly characteristic features such as pulp lines inside a cut out wedge, but no dimples on the surface, just a flat color. There are about 7 full oranges on the can, and some others obscured by the picture continuing to wrap around to portions of the can we can't see. The oranges are joined on the corners of what we can see by a green leafy vine. The can also says "12 OZ" at the bottom in a large sans serif font with green border, and at the top in a smaller sans serif font with green border is "Caffeine Free". Behind the can is a smaller scale depiction of a box of 24 cans. The box is dressed the same as the can but has "24 PACK" written in the upper left corner, and "12 OZ CANS" in the lower left. The middle of the face of the box says "Crush Orange Orange Soda" in a similar fashion as the can. On the side of the box we can faintly see the flaps that would be glued together to seal the box. The picture is the same as the front of the box, but "24 PACK" and "12 OZ CANS" appearing to the right side, and on the upper left it says "Caffeine Free." On the top of the box is the same as the front. Both objects have a faint shadow under them, and are on a white background. You know, I have been inspired by this account I'm replying to to add Alt Text to every image. I have been doing the same to other images before, but PatrickWorld has given me a boost and inspired me to continue with vigor.
Fantasia for Genesis/Mega Drive
Elect a Clown, Expect a Circus - Collage of this administration's idiocy including the Trump Oil Crisis, Hegseth's Lobster Fest, RFK and Kid Rock in a hot tub, Giuliani hoping for infidelity, Kash Patel partying, Pam Bondi holding up the Epstein Files, Ajit Pai holding a fidget spinner and nerf gun, Trump Low Taxes sign, Trump Low Prices sign, Trump ballroom plans and the destroyed east wing of the White House, Elon Musk salute, Trump standing by while someone fainted, a gold statue of Trump being anointed by religious leaders, Trump dropping diarrhea on America, and Trump wearing holy robes.
Cartoon with a crusty old man in a suit wearing a GOP badge saying "We find the president innocent by reason of we don't care if he's guilty!"
Elect a Clown, Expect a Circus - Collage of this administration's idiocy including the Trump Oil Crisis, Hegseth's Lobster Fest, RFK and Kid Rock in a hot tub, Giuliani hoping for infidelity, Kash Patel partying, Pam Bondi holding up the Epstein Files, Ajit Pai holding a fidget spinner and nerf gun, Trump Low Taxes sign, Trump Low Prices sign, Trump ballroom plans and the destroyed east wing of the White House, Elon Musk salute, Trump standing by while someone fainted, a gold statue of Trump being anointed by religious leaders, Trump dropping diarrhea on America, and Trump wearing holy robes.
Elect a Clown, Expect a Circus - Collage of this administration's idiocy including the Trump Oil Crisis, Hegseth's Lobster Fest, RFK and Kid Rock in a hot tub, Giuliani hoping for infidelity, Kash Patel partying, Pam Bondi holding up the Epstein Files, Ajit Pai holding a fidget spinner and nerf gun, Trump Low Taxes sign, Trump Low Prices sign, Trump ballroom plans and the destroyed east wing of the White House, Elon Musk salute, Trump standing by while someone fainted, a gold statue of Trump being anointed by religious leaders, Trump dropping diarrhea on America, and Trump wearing holy robes.
Elect a Clown, Expect a Circus - Collage of this administration's idiocy including the Trump Oil Crisis, Hegseth's Lobster Fest, RFK and Kid Rock in a hot tub, Giuliani hoping for infidelity, Kash Patel partying, Pam Bondi holding up the Epstein Files, Ajit Pai holding a fidget spinner and nerf gun, Trump Low Taxes sign, Trump Low Prices sign, Trump ballroom plans and the destroyed east wing of the White House, Elon Musk salute, Trump standing by while someone fainted, a gold statue of Trump being anointed by religious leaders, Trump dropping diarrhea on America, and Trump wearing holy robes.
Elect a Clown, Expect a Circus - Collage of this administration's idiocy including the Trump Oil Crisis, Hegseth's Lobster Fest, RFK and Kid Rock in a hot tub, Giuliani hoping for infidelity, Kash Patel partying, Pam Bondi holding up the Epstein Files, Ajit Pai holding a fidget spinner and nerf gun, Trump Low Taxes sign, Trump Low Prices sign, Trump ballroom plans and the destroyed east wing of the White House, Elon Musk salute, Trump standing by while someone fainted, a gold statue of Trump being anointed by religious leaders, Trump dropping diarrhea on America, and Trump wearing holy robes.
Elect a Clown, Expect a Circus - Collage of this administration's idiocy including the Trump Oil Crisis, Hegseth's Lobster Fest, RFK and Kid Rock in a hot tub, Giuliani hoping for infidelity, Kash Patel partying, Pam Bondi holding up the Epstein Files, Ajit Pai holding a fidget spinner and nerf gun, Trump Low Taxes sign, Trump Low Prices sign, Trump ballroom plans and the destroyed east wing of the White House, Elon Musk salute, Trump standing by while someone fainted, a gold statue of Trump being anointed by religious leaders, Trump dropping diarrhea on America, and Trump wearing holy robes.
Elect a Clown, Expect a Circus - Collage of this administration's idiocy including the Trump Oil Crisis, Hegseth's Lobster Fest, RFK and Kid Rock in a hot tub, Giuliani hoping for infidelity, Kash Patel partying, Pam Bondi holding up the Epstein Files, Ajit Pai holding a fidget spinner and nerf gun, Trump Low Taxes sign, Trump Low Prices sign, Trump ballroom plans and the destroyed east wing of the White House, Elon Musk salute, Trump standing by while someone fainted, a gold statue of Trump being anointed by religious leaders, Trump dropping diarrhea on America, and Trump wearing holy robes.
Spies like us scene where there's an introduction between doctors, and they acknowledge the introductions by saying "doctor", so that you end up with a long scene of just people saying "doctor" over and over.
Elect a Clown, Expect a Circus - Collage of this administration's idiocy including the Trump Oil Crisis, Hegseth's Lobster Fest, RFK and Kid Rock in a hot tub, Giuliani hoping for infidelity, Kash Patel partying, Pam Bondi holding up the Epstein Files, Ajit Pai holding a fidget spinner and nerf gun, Trump Low Taxes sign, Trump Low Prices sign, Trump ballroom plans and the destroyed east wing of the White House, Elon Musk salute, Trump standing by while someone fainted, a gold statue of Trump being anointed by religious leaders, Trump dropping diarrhea on America, and Trump wearing holy robes.
A screenshot of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego, showing the player finally achieving victory. Carmen Sandiego is seen in the back of a police wagon. On the left, a printout reads "Well done! Thanks to your help, the police have apprehended Carmen Sandiego and reutrned the contents of Al Capone's vault. How should she be punsihed? Press a key! [1] Lethal Injection [2] Electric Chair [3] Drawn and quartered
A cartoon man in a suit and bowtie on a stage with yellow curtains in the background, walking towards "The Million Box", a giant wooden crate. From the 1963 cartoon "The Million Hare" featuring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck in a contest where the first to arrive at the studio will win "the million box" which they misunderstood to be "the million bucks."
When President Xi very elegantly referred to the Titanic as perhaps being a declining vessel, he was referring to the damage it suffered from the iceberg that was put there by Sleepy Joe Biden and the Biden Administration, and on that score, he was 100% correct. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
In The Kitchen with Eric Trump Close top view of blue table with a clear bowl, Elmer's School Glue is being dumped into the bowl. Measuring spoons are on the table.
Elect a Clown, Expect a Circus - Collage of this administration's idiocy including the Trump Oil Crisis, Hegseth's Lobster Fest, RFK and Kid Rock in a hot tub, Giuliani hoping for infidelity, Kash Patel partying, Pam Bondi holding up the Epstein Files, Ajit Pai holding a fidget spinner and nerf gun, Trump Low Taxes sign, Trump Low Prices sign, Trump ballroom plans and the destroyed east wing of the White House, Elon Musk salute, Trump standing by while someone fainted, a gold statue of Trump being anointed by religious leaders, Trump dropping diarrhea on America, and Trump wearing holy robes.
Trump with his usual blank stare and drooling open mouth with a thought bubble over his head which features a terrible combover. The thought bubble depicts a random number wheel which fell on the selection "91 - Say the quiet part out loud." While thinking this, Trump has probably sharted himself again, sending everyone around him looking for cover. The person who takes care of his laundry must be underpaid for whatever they have to go through. I think you might as well just throw out the underwear and replace them with new ones. Although he uses diapers right? But he probably has the leaky butt with all the McDonald's he eats. He's probably not going to survive much longer because of his terrible diet. The dementia is getting bad too. We might as well have it out in the open, he's moribund. But they keep hiding it with that caked over makeup on his hand. What is wrong with this president? Seriously, get him out of office already!
A Seinfeld interstitial with Jerry on stage: "First you have the do. After that it's the redo. Naturally, next comes the 3-do."
When President Xi very elegantly referred to the Titanic as perhaps being a declining vessel, he was referring to the damage it suffered from the iceberg that was put there by Sleepy Joe Biden and the Biden Administration, and on that score, he was 100% correct. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Elect a Clown, Expect a Circus - Collage of this administration's idiocy including the Trump Oil Crisis, Hegseth's Lobster Fest, RFK and Kid Rock in a hot tub, Giuliani hoping for infidelity, Kash Patel partying, Pam Bondi holding up the Epstein Files, Ajit Pai holding a fidget spinner and nerf gun, Trump Low Taxes sign, Trump Low Prices sign, Trump ballroom plans and the destroyed east wing of the White House, Elon Musk salute, Trump standing by while someone fainted, a gold statue of Trump being anointed by religious leaders, Trump dropping diarrhea on America, and Trump wearing holy robes.
Parody of the ad for the show "Oh Jerome, No" Oh Xbox, No - Everybody hurts, but especially Xbox. Thursdays, 10pm, FXX, picture of Asha Sharma looking uneasy in the bottom left corner. Not made with AI, actually wasted time on this
When President Xi very elegantly referred to the Titanic as perhaps being a declining vessel, he was referring to the damage it suffered from the iceberg that was put there by Sleepy Joe Biden and the Biden Administration, and on that score, he was 100% correct. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Elect a Clown, Expect a Circus - Collage of this administration's idiocy including the Trump Oil Crisis, Hegseth's Lobster Fest, RFK and Kid Rock in a hot tub, Giuliani hoping for infidelity, Kash Patel partying, Pam Bondi holding up the Epstein Files, Ajit Pai holding a fidget spinner and nerf gun, Trump Low Taxes sign, Trump Low Prices sign, Trump Ballroom plans, Elon Musk salute, Trump standing by while someone fainted, a gold statue of Trump being anointed by religious leaders, Trump dropping diarrhea on America, and Trump wearing holy robes