oceans_of_mona 🏳️‍⚧️

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They/She Queer, trans, non-binary Tri-Cities, WA ➡️ Bellingham ➡️Columbus ADHD/AuDHD Seattle Seahawks Columbus Crew Film dork/Blankie Born into indie rock, moulded by it Letterboxd https://boxd.it/2I4Dj Sampler playlist http://bit.ly/3YZSNUd

Mona allllll femmed up and holding an umbrella on August 7, 2017
On the left, in 2016 Mona is femmed up and is posing in front of a Seahawks 12 flag in a pretty empty looking apartment. She is wearing a college navy 12 Fan Seahawks jersey. On the right, in 2026 Mona is comfy and casual and is posing in front of a Seahawks 12 flag in a pretty maximally decorated apartment. She is wearing a college navy 12 Fan Seahawks jersey.
Mona wearing a Style Boyz tee
Today it's Columbus Crew gear at the gym
Mona all femmed up in May 2026.
"Here the Cheat Have A Trophy" corrupted
Mona's smooth freshly shaved legs
Tristan Smartonius Troy rests with (and grooms) his sister Guinevere Skittelina Grace
Mona takes a selfie wearing a blue Swedish Chef tee
Mona in 2015, wearing a blue crew neck tee. She is all femmed up and has dark hair in a short bob
The most Ohio thing that has ever Ohio'd
Mona is back on the hamster wheel at the gym
Mona decked out in Action Green Seattle Seahawks gear
Mona takes a selfie wearing a light blue ALVVAYS tee
A photo of 2017 Mona at Schiller Park in Columbus, femmed up, hair in a short blue bob, wearing blue vans, blue socks, a blue skirt, a blue hoodie and a blue throwback Seattle Seahawks t-shirt
There is still time, as they say.
Mona brandishing a bottle of Celeb Luxury Viral Extreme Blue Color Wash on August 4, 2017.
Also want to get back into something like fighting trim, so to speak.
An IMAX 70MM filmstrip, poster, and LEGO set all from Project Hail Mary
Mona's in office and adhering to the dress code 😂
Rhea did actually buy me one, which was sweet of her 😊
Mona wearing her Columbus Crew SC throwback tee
Mona all femmed up on August 2, 2017
Matt Damon and Hamish Patel in The Odyssey (2026)
Prince Tristan Smartonius Troy sits on Mama Regent Mona's ample busom
I'm weird about wanting my PFP to at least somewhat match my current hairstyle
Ok, yeah that's a really unflattering pic of Egg Mona, but whaddya gonna do?
Mona loves Japanese snacks
Mona being super fem on August 1, 2017
Mona takes a selfie, wearing a black throwback Columbus Crew tee under a black hoodie
Mona takes a selfie in front of a poster for the Odyssey in 70mm
We won't get older, and we won't ever die.
The 70mm IMAX poster for The Odyssey
Yum yum!
Ahhhh! The Odyssey! So psyched!
Morning coffee
Seattle Seahawks Head Coach Mike Macdonald addresses the players, saying "I'm one of the most awkward guys in the history of America."
Mona takes a selfie. She has short dark hair with blue highlights. She is wearing a black shelf bra tank top from Duluth Trading Company. She is wearing the following makeup MAC Macximal Matte Lipstick - Velvet Teddy Ulta Cream Eye Shadow Stick - Golden Girl Ulta Automatic Eye Liner - Metallic Pewter Shimmer Neutrogena Mattiftying Finishing Powder
For the 2026 photo on the right: MAC Macximal Matte Lipstick - Velvet Teddy Ulta Cream Eye Shadow Stick - Golden Girl Ulta Automatic Eye Liner - Metallic Pewter Shimmer Neutrogena Mattiftying Finishing Powder
Mona out for a walk on the Olentangy Trail
Oooof 31 year old Mona looked ROUGH
Columbus, Ohio, y'all!
Mona has seen Oppenheimer, TENET, SINNERS, One Battle After Another, and Project Hail Mary in 70mm IMAX at the Indiana State Museum.
Mona all femmed up in her vintage Matt Hasselbeck Seahawks jersey.
Mona takes a selfie all femmed up and wearing a navy shelf bra tank top
Egg Mona wearing a Matt Hasselbeck Seahawks jersey in July 2006
Mona out for a walk, wearing a black Columbus Ohio shirt and a yellow Columbus Crew hat
Mona gonna drink a SmartWater and Grape Rush Celcius
Mona femmed up and wearing a Nirvana tee on July 27, 2015
In office day for Mona!
Mona wearing sunglasses in like 2016
Guinevere Skittelina Grace sits in quite a small cardboard box, sticking out her tongue.
Mona all femmed up on July 27, 2017. She has blue hair in a bob, blue eyeshadow, black eyeliner and mascara, red lipstick, and she is wearing foundation. She is wearing a Seahawks hoodie over a light blue shirt with Poe Dameron holding BB-8
Mona accidentally takes a photo of herself while she is adjusting the lacy burgundy bralette she was wearing.
A vinyl copy of They Might Be Giants' 1994 album John Henry
Mona is wearing a yellow Columbus Forever tee, supporting the Columbus Crew. She is femmed up and has short dark hair with blue highlights. She is wearing the following makeup MAC Matte Lipstick - Chili Ulta Mini Moods Dream Rush Eye Shadow Pallette - Lemonade Ulta Automatic Eye Liner - Metallic Pewter Shimmer Heroine Make Volume & Curl Mascara - 01 Jet Black Neutrogena Mattiftying Finishing Powder
Mona in black and white, at age 13 and age 51.
Mona wearing a Dallas Wings shirt
A black and white photo of Mona wearing a black headband and a black Columbus Crew 2020 MLS Cup Champs tee
Mona, all femmed up, wearing a yellow COLUMBUS FOREVER tee