vanity complex

@vanitycomplex.bsky.social

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Professional baby girl, platonic third to many, enemy of the state and the most intense person you’ll ever meet Seattle, They/them, anglaise/français

“how much packing do you have left (i am asking this while avoiding my own packing)”
Question that says “what’s bringing you to Seattle?”
A question that reads “if you could go on a holiday right now anywhere in the world — where would we go?”
Question that reads “will you top me?”
Question that says “where are you off to?”
A wig on top of a pile of trash in a blue 30 gallon trashcan
Vanity shirtless
My Big 3 + Venus Pantone palette: Gemini Sun, Aquarius Moon, Libra Rising, Cancer Venus - #F6C945 #4D8EA8 #E7A8C2 #E0B7B0. Made with pantonecolors.net/pantone-birth-chart #big3 #pantonechallenge #zodiacpantone
Colby and vanity with a waterfall behind them
Vanity holding calliope eye level as she leans into them
Vanity in an open button down with a warm wood ceiling and skylight behind them
Kirby with a knife
Nikki from obsession frowning
Vanity in the same black tank as always in a renovated turn of the century building with high vaulted ceilings and ornate chandeliers
Horse looking in the mirror which is to imply asking
Vanity in black glasses
Angry little white thing whose name i can not remember im so so so sorry
Horse in rollercoaster
A pair of legs and a broken chain against a sunset
Frog approaching a bowl of soup with the caption “soup time”
A husky mix being goofy
Zara Larson licking her lips
Whinnie the pooh in bed
Dommy mommy peach in a sheer black gown walking mario on a chain leash through bowsers castle
Edited skeet that says “freud would’ve had a field day if he knew his mom”
Vanity from the neck up with a hand over their head and one on the side of their face
Nikki from obsession smiling like a dog bearing their teeth. It is unnerving, like a creature trying to be human
Nikki from obsession frowning
A plush Kirby with a knife
Nikki from obsession frowning
Picture of a groupchat where the poster (vanity) sends an image that says “happy WRATH MONTH! May your enemies burn in hell :)” to which a person with the contact “papa” responds “in this heat, everyone is burning in hell”
Photo of a tweet by tage erlinger that says “haha, what a wicked and ironic comment bro. Now try saying something beautiful and true.”
The skircle for vanity complex
Vanity complex wearing gold framed glasses and a black tank that exploses their neck tattoo
Baby white kittens with flat faces ontop of a light pink duvet in a grainy photo that has red wording that says “waiting for soup” to imply that vanity needs the soup pictured above
Vanity with an art nouveau neck piece. It wraps all the way around the neck and goes over both shoulders
Connor Story at the 2026 met gala cheesing
Nikki from obsessed frowning
The movie poster for "No Other Choice" which shows a South Korean man holding up a white pot with blue nature inspired accents that contains a pepper plant with medium sized red peppers and green leaves above his head. Movie synopsis below: "The film follows a desperate paper industry expert who decides to kill off his competition to be assured of the job he seeks to maintain his way of life."
Vanity in a black tank
Calliope looking for compliments
Vanity complex looking up at the ceiling, where 30 lives
Above skeet but instead it simply reads “im so stoopid”
Vanity
Zendaya in challengers watching two boys kiss