Vanity Fair @vanityfair.com · Dec 16 During the Vanity Fair photo session, Vance cracked: “I’ll give you $100 for every person you make look really shitty compared to me. And $1,000 if it’s Marco.” www.vanityfair.com/news/story/t...
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Gd🤮🤮 I wish I could unsee him this close up. Yuck
Looks like somebody outbid him. Probably Marco.
What a douche.
JD, with or without your eyeliner, you and Stephen Miller are tied for looking/being/acting really shitty.
Even a couch doesn't want to sit on that face.
Of course Vance said that. Trump keeps intentionally switching his favor between Rubio & Vance. Furthermore, Vance sees Rubio as his main competition for the presidency in 2028. Nothing more Trumpian than cabinet members who will loathe & backstab each other.
Kudos to Vanity Fair
Sheesh!
And, that folks, is our VP.
Why is he scowling?
Did he smell his own fart in this one?
Wow... you keep furrowing your brows and frowning like that and its bound to stick! Oops... too late!
He’s looking for his next couch to fuck 🤣 The physical embodiment of a fart in the wind.
Ick.
You get the face you deserve.
Bravo Christopher Anderson for capturing the essence of this thing
Close enough
Usha Vance saw that coming toward her and said, "Yes."
I’m a photographer who does tight closeup portraits. I’ve never seen someone show this much ugliness of soul seeping through their pores
Seriously, everyone hates him. He’s just a horrible misfit.
Calm your tits, couchfucker, you'll always be ugly.
What a gross narcissist
Christmas came early this year! God Bless Vanity Fair 🇺🇸
Get that man some lip scrub. Whoof.
ok, tell, how much did marco pay you?
What a tool
An impossible task.
Did Suzie do her hair in a wind tunnel?
Fat Boy with a Beard 🤮
The wind changed and he got stuck with a 'smells farts' expression.
Just Dance definitely has a hemorrhoid battle going on.
“I want Daddy to think my picture is prettiest of all!!!”
Vance for the win!
He always looks so smelly.
I think the photographer owes JD some $$$ for this one!
What a punk.
Good to know what his priorities are