VanVelding

@vanvelding.bsky.social

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I sometimes make things on the internet. Battletech. Star Trek. US politics. Video games. he/him

alec baldwin as jack donaghy as god in the NBC drama "God Cop" from 30 Rock.
William Boimler, face in hand, saying I'm so suck of the (bleep) multiverse.
A yellow, two-seat helicopter with the word THANOS printed on the tail. The Titan Thanos is flying it.
It's the Enterprise D from star trek the next generation, but the long, oval--yonic?--secondary hull is on top. The nacells are swept back and slightly below it. Under it is a thick section that connects to a forward jutting saucer. A large, relatively undifferentiated section that looks like a cargo attachment.
The Family Guy family on Family Feud, the host is pointing up, as if to the Family Fued board, but also to the Ressikan Flute card in the post I'm replying to.
A helldivers mission reward screen. The player has gotten 105 out of 730 resources. They were penalized 625 resources for citizen kills. About 25 citizen kills.
Sickos man. A man wearing a black shirt with "sickos" written on it in white letters. He's unshaven and looking into a window saying, "yes...ha ha ha...YES!"
a magic the gathering card named "Get off my bridge." It costs one white. It's a legendary instant. The picture is of Seven of Nine telling intruders, "get off my bridge" in Star Trek: Picard. Card effect reads: Exile target attacking creature.
A magic card named James T. Kirk. It costs one each of white, blue, black, red, and green. Legendary Creature Human Officer. Three - four. At the beginning of your upkeep, James T. Kirk gains one ability of another creature you control. When a player casts a spell that targets you choose one of the below. First option is captain. Exile the top card of your library you may play it until the end of this turn and play it as though it has flash. Second option is Admiral. Change the target of that spell to a random target. Third option is Captain Again. Put James T. Kirk and that spell into their owner's libraries third from the top.
Boimler and Mariner--from 2020's Star Trek: Lower Decks on Paramount+ and executive produced by Alex Kurtzman, Heather Kadin, and Rod Roddenberry--in the form of Magic: the Gathering Cards. Boims is 1 and one white 2/2 Legendary Human Officer Creature with lifelink. Whenever he becomes tapped until end of turn if on or more counters would be put on a permanent you control that many plus one of each of those counters are put on that permanent instead. Mariner is 1 and one red 2/1 legendary human officer creature. She has first strike and Whenever she become tapped, put a promotion counter on her. Then, if she has three or more promotion counters on her, remove all those counters and she deals 2 damage to each opponent.
Q in Encounter At Farpoint, in the uniform as a post-apocalyptic Earth soldier which includes a nasal dispenser for narcotics .
The "They don't know meme." The person in the corner says, they don't know about Hysperia. The partiers are saying, "There won't be any dragons in the Star Trek set."
Shacks from lower decks carring a man-portable phase cannon. He's saying "tell the pah wraiths that shacks sent you!"
Kid Khan from the Strange New Worlds episode, "Tomorrow, and Tomorrow, and Tomorrow."
confused bart simpson meme
Captain Picard says, "Get off my bridge."
An icon for Super Earth, I think, and the name SES Judge of Judgment, the ship operated by me. Players can choose their ship's name and letting me chose JoJ is a point in its favor.
A picture of Wendy Williams. Text reads, "It's the killer."
Woman sleeping at the wheel of a tesla driving on a highway
An image of Batman with a smaller mask he was wearing under his bigger mask.
A picture of Lenny from Of Mice and Men about to kill George. Top text says, "Yeah, buddy. The Millenium Falcon and the Defiant are basically the same ship." bottom text says, "they are both quote round but kinda flat. end quote. It was smart that you caught that."
Message saying my discovery queue is empty and I may need to follow more users. Nah. I'm good.
A New york times connection puzzle. The four selected words are Check, Cash, With, and Nuts, all of which could be part of a phrase ending with the word out, but it seems unlikely "nuts out," would be a new york times approved answer.
A friendly 'mech fires an MML seven. Four missiles hit. All four hit the legs, but deal no damage because the target 'mech is behind partial cover.
Enemy lightray needs an 8 to hit with a punch. Rolls a 9 and deals damage to center torso, the msot important torso. Friendly Exterminator needs a 6 to hit. It rolls a 2.
todd from the boys, who looks like Matt Walsh. Homelander had Todd murdered.
Homsar, a character created as a joke when a fan misspelled "home star" in a strong bad email.
Jeff Winger from Community saying, "It's messed up that he knows."
meme of guy intently taking notes
The Tenth Doctor expressing disapproval while frowning.
an image from Stellaris two nations are neighboring one another. One is the Blessed Laser Cats Kingdom. The other is the Jelical Cats Alleyway Fuckdown. These two nations will probably come into conflict.
A shark eating scattered fish, saying, "Mmmm, prey." The second half are fish organized into a larger fish turning on the shark. The shark is now saying, "This predator prey dynamic is toxic and divisive," with a winy face emoji to indicate he doesn't believe it.
Rock Hard from The Boys.
Image of a male model's instagram. There are a variety of image of a fit, tanned man with curly dark hair and blonde highlights in various states of dress.
Sad pablo escobar meme. A middle aged man sits on a swing, sits at a small dinner table, and stands in an empty pool. In every scene he is alone and looks at nothing in particular, his thoughts inside.
Wolverine fighting at least four ninjas. The chain of a nunchuk is in his teeth. Swords and claws are brandished in the kinetic scene of bodies meeting.
Madison Cube Garden from Futurama. A cube resting on one of its corners. About three fifths of it is opaque. The top two fifths is glass. People are walking toward five doors at its base.
A scene from demeo ex dungeons and dragons battlemarked where Sonsha fallwater finally turns on the party
The judge from The Good Place singing "erase the earth" to the tune of Anita Ward's - Ring my Bell
A shot from the tag of the community episode with the giant hand. It features the buyer, who is a man who also has a giant watch.
A screen cap from demeo x dungeons and dragons battlemarked. Sonsha Fallwater is telling me to "Find the Crystrum. Before war consumes us all." I don't trust her one bit.
Picture of a timber wolf battlemech from mechwarrior five mercenaries. It's got two narrow barrels coming out of each arm. The torso has four pods of six yellow missiles each. The body of the 'mech is a dark green with a carbon black on the extremities. A white stripe runs over the right arm, down the left leg, then across the right foot.
Kirk and Spock playing three dimensional chess
A mechwarrior five transmission, offering a campaign on New Home to curb piracy. The Lyrans are apparently mining the planet, but not stopping the piracy. Employer is the Word of Blake. The representative does not look trustworthy.
A bushwacker standing int he door of a repair bay, obstructing the player's damaged annihilator.
An image from the movie Poltergeist. It's the one where the dad confronts the property developer that--spoilers--when they moved the native american burial ground, the developer only moved the headstones, not the bodies. I don't think native americans used headstones, and neither does Craig T. Nelson. Whatever the equivalent marker would be. Or hey, maybe the ghosts in Poltergeist were upset at the cultural ignorance and inartful con of the developers.
A game of poker night at the inventory. I am facing off against Tycho again. We both have exactly half the pot, $25,000 each.
The Deep after learning The Seven has been disbanded and he's been fired.
A one on one showdown with Strong Bad in Poker Night at the inventory.
Poker night at the inventory. The player has been eliminated so they can see all players' hands. Strong Bad has been eliminated. Tycho has folded. Max has gone all in on a Jack and King when the flop was a seven, an five, and a nine. The Heavy matched because they had a jack and a nine. Two pair. By sheer luck a Queen and 10 came down to give Max a straight to win the hand and save him from elimination.
A game of Star Realms. The computer has pulled 51 damage in a turn. The player has 2 life left.
A one on one game of Poker Night at the Inventory. I'm facing off against Tycho. Again.
An original series Star Trek title card. The title card is, "Lingering Compassion and the Art of Death."
A title card for the original Star Trek, but it reads, for the posters are talented and I can't share them all.
captain kirk sitting in the captain's chair leaning heavily to his right