Coffeemancer Vanvidum

@vanvidum.bsky.social

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Supply coffee to tiger to continue. Offer not valid for decaf. Sugar and cream will void warranty. Drifting around inner New England. he/him

A full Irish breakfast plate.
"For the Better" meme "What if we built the candidate entirely out of red flags?" "Socialist red flags, right? "...right?"
An image of Queen. The band.
your closest affinity Girondin Brissot, Vergniaud, Roland, Condorcet — the federalist republicans You would have been a Girondin — among Brissot, Vergniaud, Pétion, Madame Roland and her circle, Condorcet, the federalist republicans who dominated the Legislative Assembly and the early Convention. The Girondins pushed France into war with Austria in April 1792, opposed the September Massacres, hesitated over the king's execution, opposed the increasing centralization of revolutionary power in Paris, and were purged by the Mountain in the Convention coup of June 2, 1793. Most leaders were guillotined; Madame Roland's last words were 'O Liberty, what crimes are committed in thy name!' Condorcet died in prison. They are the educated provincial liberals who lost to the Parisian mob. secondary affinities Constitutional Clergy Religious commitment fused to democratic-republican reform — Grégoire as the great figure. Idéologue Late-Enlightenment rationalists — naturalist, materialist, certain science can settle politics. Feuillant Constitutional monarchists after Varennes — supported the 1791 constitution, opposed deposing Louis.
The just out of frame meme guy smiling at nothing.
You would have been a Legalist (Fajia) — among Shen Buhai (administrative methods, shu), Shen Dao (positional power, shi), Shang Yang (Qin's great reformer, eventually torn apart by chariots), and Han Feizi (the great synthesizer, poisoned in a Qin prison by his old schoolmate Li Si). You believed the ruler should govern through clear laws applied equally, through administrative methods that prevent ministers from accumulating private power, and through the institutional position of authority itself rather than personal virtue. Human beings are basically self-interested; institutions must be designed for that reality. The Confucian emphasis on virtue is at best naive, at worst hypocrisy. Qin's victory in 221 BCE was the practical proof of Legalism; the dynasty's fall fifteen years later cooled the school's reputation for centuries. You are the figure of the institutional realist — willing to look at human nature without flinching and to design systems for what people actually are. secondary affinities 墨Mohist Impartial concern; anti-war except defense; meritocracy; frugality; organized like a religious-military order. 兵Military Strategist 'Supreme excellence consists in winning without fighting.' Calculation, deception, knowledge of self and enemy. 縱橫Diplomatist Realpolitik between the seven kingdoms; the freelance strategist of shifting coalitions.
XKCD Comic "Extrapolating" Shows a graph with "Number of Husbands" on the Y axis with 1 and 0 marked off, and "Yesterday" and "Today" marked on the X axis. Title Reads: My Hobby: Extrapolating Figure points at the graph while speaking to someone in a bridal veil. "As you can see, by late next month you'll have over four dozen husbands. Better get a bulk rate on wedding cake."
Boris Badenov
The robot Fisto from Fallout New Vegas saying, "I am programmed for your pleasure. Please assume the position."
The Episcopal Church (TEC) founded 1789 · national, urban‐leaning Mainline Anglican · inclusive orthodoxy's American home Your taste lives in the tradition that has become, more than any other in America, the home of inclusive orthodoxy: ancient liturgy, sacramental theology, openly LGBTQ+ clergy and laity, a strong literary culture, smaller but stable. Episcopalians skew educated, urban, and politically progressive, but the deep aesthetic is older than any of that: incense, choral evensong, the Book of Common Prayer, gardens, gin. Your neighbors are people who think hymns from the 1700s and same‐sex weddings belong in the same building.
Star Trek: Deep Space 9 episode title, "Garak & Bashir Pretend Not To Be A Couple"
Star Trek: The Next Generation episode title, "Klingon Episode That Should Be Its Own Series"
Star Trek Voyager episode title: "The Naked Neelix"
Deep Space 9 episode title, "Goddamnit, Quark"
XKCD Comic "Extrapolating" Shows a graph with "Number of Husbands" on the Y axis with 1 and 0 marked off, and "Yesterday" and "Today" marked on the X axis. Title Reads: My Hobby: Extrapolating Figure points at the graph while speaking to someone in a bridal veil. "As you can see, by late next month you'll have over four dozen husbands. Better get a bulk rate on wedding cake."
Closest political ideologies: Liberal Progressive 87%, Social Democrat 87%, Progressive Left 78%, Democratic Socialist 76%, Progressive Realist 74%.
"The Influence of Sea Power Upon History and Grogu" A book by Alfred Thayer Mahan
Comic panels with the Joker explaining he hates Nazis because he's a homicidal maniac, not a traitorous bigot.
A painting of Napoleon on his throne as Emperor in opulent courtly dress with symbols of rule and power.
Freedom of speech meme. Caption reads: "I think people who experience murderous road rage shouldn't be accommodated on the roads."
"Good lord, what is happening in there!?" Steamed Hams Simpsons meme with a UK flag on the door.
Norman rockwell "man taking a stand" meme. Captioned: "I don't think drivers should be allowed to murder pedestrians or cyclists."
A smoked rye Manhattan cocktail in a glass next to a potion bottle of smoke.
Signs reading "Don't raccoon $350 Penalty"
The Dwarven Book of Grudges meme from Warhammer Fantasy
Lord Varys the Spider from Game of Thrones
A picture of a stargazy pie, with cooked fish heads poking out of the pastry.
The child in a gas mask from the Doctor Who episode, "The Empty Child"
Press X to Doubt meme
Picture of a bag of deer feed, featuring a very muscular anthropomorphic buck. "Original Nut Grub We Grow 'em Bigger Premium Attractant Nutritional Support for Healthy Buff Bucks"
Left 4 Dead Screenshot showing a wall of graffiti: "We are the real monsters" "No that's the zombies" "You are a real MORON" "Idiot" "Have you been outside JACKASS!?" "I think it's them, stupid" "I hope you are DEAD now" "I miss the internet"
My "comfortable weather" map with counties colored according to the number of days of comfortable weather.
Meme Quote from raccoon mauled: "What are you gonna do, maul me?"
"Delicious. Finally, some good fucking food" Chef Ramsay meme
A tech-priest from Warhammer 40k
A Green couch.
A lion with a dirty messy mane.
The "They hated Jesus" meme. Reads, "Most people rejected his message. Jesus: Chocolate shouldn't have sugar Others: Shut up! Narrator: They hated Jesus because he told them the truth."
"I heard you like ships" with a picture of stacks of ships being shipped.
Mr. Burns from the Simpsons with a goofy mustache on.
Spiderman Pointing at Spiderman meme
"Jesus, I see what you've done for other people, and I want that for me." meme
A white tiger rolled over exposing its belly
Star Trek meme with Kirk asking, "Why does God need nipples?"
The Last Airbender meme "It's time for you to look inward, and start asking yourself the big questions! Where the fuck are The Rock's nipples?"
Three lions walking with their tails held by humans behind them like leashes.
"You best start believing in an energy crisis... You're in one!" Pirates of the Caribbean meme
The measure of my color acuity is 0.0052. "Better than most. You can see the differences that half the population would swear don't exist. Your opinions on color palettes are now legally binding."
Patton Oswalt dressed as a sexy Vulcan.
Sickos meme
The last scribbles of president Clark from Babylon 5. "The ascension of the ordinary man" is repeated on a page with letters circled spelling out 'Scorched Earth"
A black and white dog on a couch.
Stonks meme
"What a week" meme, captioned "'What a year, huh?' 'Captain, it's March 2nd."
Dril post: "who the fuck is scraeming 'LOG OFF' at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off"
Lamb chops with a red wine sauce and grilled leeks on rice.
Map of US states color-coded according to ranking in "Best & Worst US States in Well Being of People" Link in reply post.
"Please do not resist" meme with droid K2SO Captioned "Congratulations! You are being crowned king!"
A Warhammer 40k Tech-Priest
Picture from the SNL bit "New York's Hottest Club" Captions read: "New York's hottest club is 18 Raccoons in a dumpster! Don't let the name throw you off, it really is 18 raccoons in a dumpster."