Van

@vanwilde.com

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Housing is a human right. Free Palestine 🍉

Van posing in an outfit with a bag. Wearing sunglasses, ball cap. Shirt tucked in the way Ralph Lauren is famous for tucking.
Flabber, a friendly ghost who turned teens into Big Bad Beetleborgs. He looks like Jay Leno.
Color tattoo of Harry Dubois and Kim Kitsuragi from Disco Elysium.
Politico cartoon about Houstonians being a bunch of racist hicks
Tom the cat (from Tom and Jerry) in an orange and lime wide striped zoot suit, with a wide flat hat and a cigar.
deleting my account for a joke
From L to R: Carly, Steven (v annoying person), Van, and ??? in the kitchen at a Houston Heights house party before the building was torn down.
Yukon Cornelius looking hot
Photo of HOPE brand cigarettes
Omni Man meme stating "I think I miss my cat" instead of "I think I miss my wife."
Lysistrata the cat looking out a suburban window.
Van and MO in a stairwell, taking photo through mirror.
Van wearing clothes, posing for the camera. Holding a tote and wearing sunglasses.
Freddie Miles (Philip Seymour Hoffman) in dark, preppy ensemble. Casual blazer, sweater, and the same light blue button-up seen before. He wears a driving cap.
Freddie Miles (Philip Seymour Hoffman) in a light blue button-up shirt and sunglasses.
Marge Sherwood (Cate Blanchett) looking graceful in a vintage inspired hat and sweater combo. The glasses and red lip make her profile appearance something stunning.
Dickie Greenleaf (Jude Law) in a sartorial casual outfit.
Tom Ripley (Matt Damon) in a beautiful tailored blue suit.
Meme reads: "barista paused making my coffee and asked if I think trust can be rebuilt" with image of blue fish (Dory) looking concerned.
Shelter adoption listing for a 7 week old kitten named Iris.
Actress Millie Bobby Brown eating carrots while someone models a clay Wallace and Gromit version of her.
Meme of moody toddler with text overlaid: "CONGRATS. HAPPY FOR YOU. NICE." Sarcastic, but in jest.
Kevin (orange cat who overgrooms his tail area) curled up in cat tree bed looking adorable.
Porter airlines cockpit as seen from row 45ish.
Van wearing a dark kimono over black clothing, with cowboy boots on.
Shit post semi-nuked meme not-so-subtly fishing for the loml (maybe)
Woman in drapey black suit and an off-gray overcoat.
Orange cat Kevin trying to break into the treat container.
Van in mirror selfie. At the Legion art museum in San Francisco.
Delicious French yogurt cake. I can make cakes like this sooo easy. It's a big perk of dating a man like me—I know how to bake and cook like a motherfucker.
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
Orange cat (named Kevin) being an adorable little baby boy.
Nancy Pelosi being friends with Mitch McConnell.