Variance Hammer

@variancehammer.bsky.social

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Writer for variancehammer.com and goonhammer.com. Co-host of Lost to the Nails and the Plastic Pressgang Podcast. Fan of the Horus Heresy, Adeptus Titanicus and myriad historicals. Avid terrain enthusiast. He/him/his

An armored column advancing in a game of BattleTech
Nick Fury saying "I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid ass decision, I've elected to ignore it."
Three PHR frigates for Dropfleet Commander in a teal color scheme
"The Turkeyman" by Bad Squddo in black and white
A Shard of the Nightbringer with Marneus Calgar's head poorly photoshopped in.
A histogram depicting the number of named female custodians likely to be encountered at random.
A hobby progress bingo card from the Lost to the Nails podcast.
A strategic map of the North Atlantic
Small pile of war-game counters and clipped corners.
A man's honor is preserved via the acquisition of extremely niche toy soldiers.
Geordi La Forge passing on 40K Victrix Guard, and pointing at a bag of French Old Guard by Victrix
The cover to the Blue Planet RPG slip cover
Canceled yearly subscription to Lychee Slicer.
A Death Korps of Krieg soldier comforts a dying Sister of Battle.
Della, a brown dog, with two tennis balls
Della, a brown dog, sitting on a pool chair
A very, very bright green map of a 40K hive city.
Text bubble criticizing the Heresy community
Two armies opposite each other in a field
Eight cyberpunk-themed shipping containers
A battered green Zeta Industries shipping container.
Cyberpunk 2077 cover
Cover to Heliborne
Morrigan from Dragon Age
Mordin Solus from Mass Effect
Cover to Future Cop: LAPD
Cover to "No One Lives Forever"
Duck Hunt cover for the NES
A corrupted Damsel attacks a unit of Sea Guard.
Player handouts, and a custom demon model and terrain.
A sergeant in Baron's War setting fire to village buildings.
A table with terrain for a desert-themed Star Wars game
A board for "NATO Air Commander", showing the initial phases of a Warsaw Pact attack into Germany
Two storm troopers converge on a rebel taking cover behind some crates.
Spearmen moving through a ruined village
Two metal archers from Footsore's Baron's War range.
British infantry approach from the south of a small Spanish town, while the French occupy the north.
A line of Swedish raiders approach some objective markers, having caught the defenders unaware.
Swedish gallopers secure a crossroad by a burning church
Morathi and Fulgrim standing next to each other, both in snake form.
A ancient elven ruin half-submerged in a swamp.
A Warhammer 40K Penitent Engine
A Swedish Dragoon horse holder and three horses.