Spider.

@vaspider.gay

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Disabled Trans Queer Jewish Punk Butch Dyke. he/they. Founder, NerdyKeppie. Makes art, writes, tries to fix shit. Over 40. Hire me for words or art. No virtual hugs unless I know you IRL. yes, I'm that vaspider. www.ithaspockets.gay www.spiderperry.com

Two pibble mixes, one black and brown and one white, passing out in the back seat of a van.
3 pins on a stock photo of clouds: A Scottish terrier with the words Friend of Dorothy in blue. Dorothy is in the classic Wizard of Oz font. Fairy in sparkly lavender with a fairy wand Two peaches that look like butts with the word "fruity" on them.
There are times when I think, maybe it would have been better if I'd had my daughter when I was older. If I'd been older, I could have been more patient, more settled, known myself better. And then I see what's happening with trans kids now, and I get this horrid one-two punch of relief followed by guilt and anger. It's like... "At least she's grown," and then immediately, "all those fucking kids are just like her, they don't deserve this," and, "fuck, it was hard enough for us, I can't imagine fighting an actively hostile government, too." Usually the things I write right after Pride are some of my most profound writing, but this year I'm mostly just angry. You're all so fucking beautiful, what the hell are these assholes making it so hard for?* Maybe I'll have better, more coherent thoughts tomorrow. *this is a rhetorical question. This is not a request for people to try to tell me why. I know why.
A smiling bald man wears a shirt that says BEAR BAIT in Bear Pride letters
A person wearing a t shirt that reads SELF MADE MAN in trans pride colors
The "Jason figured it out?" meme, with Michael labeled as ICE, and Jason replaced with CNN.
vaspider Apr 19 Follow Welcome to Project Hail Mary, we got: Rocks (you will cry about one (1) rock) Space germs/pond life in space (eating ur sun) More space pond life Found family (see: rock. You WILL cry) Russian prison tattoos (just one) Adorable kids (meat and rock varieties) Karaoke (music with rocks in, non-Pratchett variety) Really good space science Truly terrible linguistics but who cares Cute fox sweaters Enjoy your stay
GET ME MOTION PICTURES OF SPIDER MAN Thursday, Jul 30 1:15 - 2:15 PM
A mini Aussie shepherd and pibble mix the color of a pumpkin spice latte laying on me
A mini Aussie shepherd and pibble mix the color of a pumpkin spice latte IGNORING ME
Peaky Blinders no fighting meme: No homophobic jokes. You can criticize hypocrisy without using homophobic nicknames, etc. No fucking homophobic jokes!
Simpsons sign meme: Your values are only your values if they apply to everybody.
Little known fact: The Pope likes to cruise around Rome throwing out fresh lyrics with Larry his beatboxing bodyguard The Pope humorously caught in a pose that looks just like he's doing that.
A mini Aussie shepherd and pibble mix the color of a pumpkin spice latte
A white pit bull mix with a pink nose and freckles on his ears and nose wearing a custom made denim cutte with patches. The two visible on it say NO LEASHES NO MASTERS and PUPPERS TO THE PEOPLE. He also has a bandana around his neck and is looking up at someone off-camera.
A white pit bull mix with a pink nose and freckles on his ears and nose peeks over a blue pillow, hoping for cheese. Or peaches. Broccoli? Broccoli is good, too.
A person wearing a shirt in trans pride colors on black which reads "self made woman".
A person wearing a shirt in trans pride colors on black which reads "self made woman".
Miracle Max says "Now, mostly dead is slightly alive." He is labeled "REPUBLICAN LEADERSHIP."
A very old camera phone picture of a brindled puppy being held by a very large blonde genderfluid Viking in a ball cap and biker jacket
Rainbow tattoo-style swallows on a black background, with tattoo style flowers and leaves, and the word "פייגעלע" in script.
The amazon app search bar. Fabulous is typed in. "Fabulous bodies" and "Fabulous bodies chuck tingle" are results 2 and 3.
A white pit bull mix with a red nose and freckles looks hopefully over the top of a pillow
A gloved hand holding a tiny cute figurine and on the left is the back of an octopus statuette that is pink and kinda looks like balls
It's a fucking rat
IT'S ME. MY POST This headline is missing some important nuance -- it's a headline, there's only so much they can do -- in that the Vatican said "this action you have taken excommunicates you." That is, 'we're not actively doing this to you, you are doing this to yourself, because we told you this was beyond the acceptable boundaries.' The Vatican went way beyond what most of my Catholic friends expected -- they expected the bishops and maybe some priests to get excommunicated, but the laity and the nuns and... the Vatican has basically said 'bet, try it. See what happens.' (Excommunication, that's what happens.) If you are on BlueSky and you are not following Claire Willett, you are truly missing out on some good fucking tea. Claire is a lesbian lifelong Catholic from Portland who knows her shit & has been sitting watching all of this with a giant bucket of popcorn and translating for the rest of us:
Finally some good fucking food meme with food replaced by Catholicism
A middle-aged butch with brown hair, blue eyes, and freckles, wearing a denim vest covered with patches and pins open over his bare chest. Fucking deal with the belly and the sideboob.
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A huge pile of boxes and bags of envelopes in a foyer
A round-faced Latino man with a beard smiles and wears a t shirt with the words BEAR BAIT on them in Bear Pride colors
A white butch in a patch vest & heavy black glasses with studs on & a white femme with curly blonde hair look towards the camera
Your Results 78% Woke22% Chud 38% Techbro62% Neo-Luddite 58% Hopepilled42% Doomer 83% Davos17% Dubai Your Closest Match: Zohran Mamdani Zohran Mamdani
A Torras brand neck a/c where the cooling plates go all the way around the neck. Also it is ORANGE, and this is Spider's favorite color.
A freestanding a/c unit which has a tube that connects to an exhaust which sits in the window. To adjust this to a different size or shape of opening, just replace the board that the exhaust goes through. Many units account for this by having an exhaust board which accordions outward.
A sleeping white pit bull mix with freckles and a pink nose
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Hello friend are you still in the Torment Maze? Yes and they're adding more fire and rusty nails. Oh dear, I'm so sorry to hear that. I hope they stop soon. Me too.
A pink triangle with the words BETTER A FAGGOT THAN A FASCIST
Three sets of trans pride stickers: one reads TRANS & PROUD, one reads DYKES FOR TRANS RIGHTS and one reads FAGS FOR TRANS RIGHTS
The cover for John Demver's Back Home Again
i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
A mini Aussie shepherd and pibble mix the color of a pumpkin spice latte looking covetously at the food I hold off camera
Martin Luther is angry at a basket of Permissions
Three large stickers in trans pride colors: Dykes For Trans Rights, Fags For Trans Rights, Trans & Proud
Spider and one of their wives, Emet, in casual clothes and standing on top of Camelback Mountain in PA. The DE Water Gap is visible behind them. Spider is wearing a peach shirt, hiking sandals, and jeans and looking up at Emet, who is very tall and wearing black pants, sneakers, and a blue polo shirt. Can you look incredibly happy and deeply awkward in your skin at the same time?
A white pit bull with a red nose and freckles
A white left forearm with a tattoo of 3 dandelions in bloom, a pocketknife, and a banner with the words "cut my own gills." There is another tattoo on Spider's wrist of a sailor's star, an old signaling tattoo meaning "I am a lesbian."
A cute non-binary octopus figurine on a stock photo beach
Bluesky license for Spider. It says 5 stars web of trust, 5 stars generosity, 4 stars streak, 5 stars engagement, 4 stars velocity, 4 stars veteran
A mini Aussie shepherd and pibble mix the color of a pumpkin spice latte STARES at you bc you are not giving him some CREPE and are a CRUEL MOTHER
Three trans pride snake pendants held on the palm of Spider's hand.
A wave pattern pendant in Genderfluid colors, sitting in the uv lamp on its tape.
A cute bi pride octopus statuette on a stock beach background.
Teardrop earrings filled with hypershift rainbow opalescent glitter
A witch hat with a trans pride band with a little gold bat
A shimmering rainbow opal in an oval watch case style frame.
Little smiling trans pride ghosts with black metal hooks and bezels
3 resin ghost pendants, each one with blue and pink hand whirled in along the bottom of their sheets