Mark

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I can make birds suddenly appear every time you are near. £10/hour. He/Him Never stop punching nazis.

Blue tits, coal tits and pied wagtails
TYNWALD!
Brown magpie!
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There is a cyclists dismount sign at the top of a flight of stairs
NEW FISH SPECIES FOUND IN VENEZUELA.
TARDIS front door on a house
England lose in the final 10 mins failing to reach the World Cup final If you are a victim of domestic abuse tonight, you can call the National Domestic Abuse Helpline 0808 2000 247
What to know about 'explosive diarrhoea' parasite outbreak in US US & Canada 10 Jul 2026
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2pcs Instant Veneers Dentures-Snap on Smile Teeth Covering-Whitening Veneers Teeth Repair Kit
It's the blimp Frank It's the blimp
COUNT BINFACE PEOPLE OF CLACTON!!! VOTE COUNT BINFACE HERE ARE COUNT BINFACE'S IRONCLAD MANIFESTO PROMISES TO YOU: • EVERY CITIZEN OF CLACTON TO RECEIVE A NO STRINGS ATTACHED GIFT OF £5м • THE MINIMUM WAGE WILL RISE TO £22,500 PER HOUR • YOU WILL RECEIVE AN EU PENSION, A PARLIAMENTARY PENSION, AND A STATE PENSION ON TOP • AND YOU STILL GET TO ACT LIKE YOU ARE THE VICTIM VOTE COUNT BINFACE
DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE FISHERIES & FORESTRY WOO CONTROL
I have turned my sash windows into beds using a couple of cheap ikea fitted sheets
Red white and green
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A young man in Scotland suffered multiple retinal tears and developed a serious eye condition after using a massage gun on and around his eyes.
Electriq eiq-WWU12K Through the Wall or Window Inverter Air Conditioner
Between 13C and 20C, wind and rain. Bliss.
If you text your flight number to yourself on iOS, it’ll turn it into a flight tracking mini app where you can keep tabs on the flight in real time.
Poster for Digby, The Biggest Dog In The World
Current outside temperature 29.4C / feels like 32.8C
Make America Green Algae
Is it white and gold or blue and black?
Female stag beetle. And yes, the sighting has been reported
Where did you come from, cotton eye joe? How did you get that cotton in your eyes? You better go now, cotton eye joe. You’re scaring the children.
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Beeeees
Beeeeeeeeeeees
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Holy shit.
A smol fren on my jacket
One hell of a lot of Buldak
A tawny owlet
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The blue plaque
2004?! How?
The Old Grey Whistle Test title card
TEAPOINT!
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Mix a katsu block into milk and heat until thicker. Add cheese. Pour over macaroni and bake until fully cooked.
There might be 3 J’s here
No spoilers
No hints in the alt text..!
My family tree in fan format
“Candy floss dream” sparkly unicorn and rainbow gelato.
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All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. J.R.R. Tolkien
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That is one fucked up comb
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The remarkably smooth skinned Wes Streeting
The lovely Mr Sheen
Blue skies