VBrasch

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CHAOS VIRGO. WRITER OF WEIRD ✨ Himbos, Humor, & Hijinks ✨ Rep: Goss @ FinePrint https://virginiabrasch.wixsite.com/my-site-1

Jekyll & Hyde when they finally realize they've been protecting the same girl
Ben Affleck smoking meme with the words 'Professor Jekyll thinking he left all his demons behind in England only to come up against a girl from Delco."
Becoming Dr. Jekyll's housekeeper is the perfect job for Kelsey Runzi. She can lay low while she handles being stalked by her sister's killer. But when things begin to go bump in the night the young cleaner is forced to confront why no one else wanted this particular job.
Image of Tesla stock plunging with the caption "a man that falls harder than Tesla stock. Hear me out"
A tweet that reads: I'm curious so WITHOUT LOOKING IT UP do you know roughly when the Edwardian Era was? With a quote tweet of mine that says, "Yes. in twilight when he said, 'This is the skin of a killer, Bella, that marked the beginning of the Edwardian Era
Text message showing speaker one saying: we're taking the jewels to Vegas, getting married, and then it's on to Mexico! Speaker two says: Sounds good, toots Speaker three says: Gram, why did you invite me into a group chat called HEIST PLANNING? And who is calling you toots?! Call me right now. There's an FBI agent here. He's rude, thinks you're in trouble, and oddly hot
A graphic showing cars driving in both directions on a highway with a sign above reading: caution Bumpy ride. A sign on the side with "run gram run" in red letters meant to look like graffiti And the caption "her grandmother's a jewel thief, the FBI agent is hot and her boss is running the news story at 10. Carrie's cooked."
Collage image that looks like photos set atop a crinkled paper bag background. Photos clockwise from top left are; a ferris wheel, the title GRANNY HEIST, a clip art bickering couple, text reading Save Gram Lie to Dan", a seated FBI agent, a roulette wheel, a singing octogenarian, red lip imprint, a yellow Smart car, and we're back to the Ferris Wheel.
Text reads: And yes, Virginia, you can even write the beats out of order if you want to. You're the writer, you can do what you want.
Text reading: ...added you to their list News
Alt text: tweet reads: every woman's biggest nightmare is late marriage and it's quote tweeted with "sometimes I get really scared that my car will trip over its tires and I know it's irrational but I can't help it"
"Did you really online shop us into a fucking security breach?" #Unhinged Pit romcom
Picture of Gritty lying on his side on the ice staring sexily at the camera
Purple martini next to pink leaves with text that reads: Meet Everly at the Dark Matter Bar. If she's going through with this sham wedding she's not doing it sober. And text at the bottom right that says IN EVERLY'S ORBIT BY STELLA ST CLARE