Kevin Jones

@vcsjones.dev

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Alexandria, VA. He / they Product Security and Cryptography at GitHub / Microsoft. .NET maintainer. Not speaking for my employer. https://vcsjones.dev ⚫️ https://gh.io/vcsjones

Tommy Lee Jones look of disapproval over a newspaper meme.
A grocery list. It has one single item, “ice cream”.
A bouncy castle.
A screenshot of the Apple Home app. It shows “string lights - on • 23W” and “GitHub Light - On • 14W”
The "Epic Handshake Three Way" meme. Three muscular arms come together to clasp hands. Each of the three arms have a picture of the Virginia, Maryland, and District of Columbia license plate. Where the hands come together is the "Diplomate" license plate.
A screenshot of conversation with Siri. Me: where did I last order flowers from? What was the website? Siri: you last ordered flowers from Helen Olivia flowers on April 29, 2026. The website used was shop.helenoliviaflowers.com.
Screenshot: Capabilities: Sleepy
A picture of an iPhone with a Home Screen. The home screen is only eight very large tiles: Calls, Camera, Magnifier, Messages, Music, Photos, TV, Weather. On the right side of the picture is the same thing, but the icons are in a list format instead of tiles.
A screenshot of the Tailscale admin interface. It has a subject that says repo:vcsjones@261677/web-asn@645089881:environment:live
Screenshot: Identity Provider How users log in to your tailnet. GitHub
A splatoon screenshot. It says four people were splatted and “Wipeout!”
A sceeenshot of the Apple Reminders widget. It says Today: 0, No Reminders.
Anticipated Ship Date April 1st 2026
Kevin Jones (vcsjones) .NET Security Researcher 519 Strength - top 9%
Google email screenshot saying my account has been re-instated and I should sign in to verify it.
A two year old boy holding a bass guitar that is the entire size of his chest.
Your Google Account was been disabled.
The Kennedy Center website. No mention of “Trump” in the logo.
Conan looking into a house through the window and pressing his hands against the glass.
Walker White screaming inside of a vehicle.
A picture of a box. In large permanent marker it says “Faulty - Do Not Resell” written on the box.
The scene from Freaky Friday where Jamie Lee Curtis looks in the mirror any says "I'm old!" with a look of horror on their face.
The "Gru's plan" meme from Minions. It is a four panel comic. Panel 1: Gru is standing in front of a whiteboard, confident, finger pointing, to "Add very detailed logging" Panel 2: Gru is grinning, moving on to the next part of the presentation, saying "Find log files" Panel 3: Gru is looking cunning, with the presentation saying "Logs to went /dev/null" Panel 3: Gru is looking confused and directly at his presenation, with the presentation still saying "Logs to went /dev/null"
A score of 1 to 4 for the Capitals and the Canes.
A man with a noose around his neck about to be hung saying “First time?”
A photo of me playing splatoon. On the screen it says “wipeout!”. Below that are four names of players that have been splatted.
A screenshot of the InfoWars website that says “off air”
A picture of an “I voted” sticker.
A picture of a small, green strawberry still growing.
A picture of a beer. On the left is a bottle that says “Maine Beer Company” Lunch, India Pale Ale. On the right is a tulip glass with the beer.
A four panel comic: Panel 1: a scientist with a serious face and Google saying “I’m testing a new compact teleportation device” Panel 2: same scientist “You have only to raise it to your face to be instantaneously transported to the alley behind Taco Bell” Panel 3: a woman says “Bob you’re not even a scientist I want a divorce”. Behind the woman the man is drinking from a flask. Panel 4: the man is disheveled laying in the pavement, flask in hand. “Phew. Close one”
both SEQUENCE { seed OCTET STRING (SIZE (64)), expandedKey OCTET STRING (SIZE (2400)) }
A picture of a checkmark with a red circle around it. Next to it it says “VeriSign Secured”
A very sleepy English Cocker Spaniel.
A picture of snow falling.
A macOS notification: Use Other Port for Faster Connection USB Flash Drive. A faster connection is possible with the other USB port on this Mac.
A screenshot of the Capitals vs. Flames score. It shows 3:3. The flames got 3 goals in the second, the capitals got 3 goals in the 1st.
A screenshot of a grocery list in Paprika that says “ground clothes”.
A photo of me outside Richard Rodgers theater showing Hamilton.
A cafe cup that says Angelina with a lemon macaron.
A picture of a Pringles rebrand, before and after. Much like the Stack Overflow on, the "after" is more monochrome in the Pringle's "guy" face.
A before and after of the stack overflow logo. The before, the left, shows a stack of orange boxes overflowing from a container. The font weight from "stack" and "overflow" is noticeable. The "After" on the right is all black, and the container is no longer present. The font weight is no longer different between the words, or is a least imperceptible.
Eight CDs in a paper sleeves. Top to bottom, left to right: Windows 2000 Server, Windows 2000, Exchange 2000, Service Pack 2 of Exchange 2000, SQL Server 2000 Developer Edition, Microsoft SQL Server 2000, Microsoft Host Integration Server 2000, Microsoft Commerce Server 2000.
Six CDs in paper sleeves. They are for Visual Studio .NET 2002 and Visual J#.
A CD of Microsoft Visual Source Safe 6.0 in a paper sleeve.
A screenshot of Safari in iOS 26 with a less compact address bar. The top row is the address bar. The bottom row is forward, back, share, bookmarks, and tab buttons.
A screenshot of the Google Sign In popup that says “Sign in to Stack Exchange with Google”. There is an ad for a grade school math practice site over it.
A screenshot of a console saying "Prepare sabotage test" from GitHub Copilot CLI.
A panda in a tree.
A screenshot of a weather app saying it is 13 degrees in Alexandria.