Bryan Hauser | VeeBot ⚙️

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An email from Amazon stating that due to their Pre order price guarantee, I saved $0.01 on a copy of Rhythm Heaven Groove.
[Everyone liked that]
A Pride Flag.
I believe that rules such as this do not protect the interests of Americans, regardless of gender identity. Forcing media companies to label LGBTQIA+ content flies in the face of the freedom of speech that Americans enjoy - and will have an immense effect on the artistic and personal liberties of millions of people. Stories about my friends, relatives, and neighbors simply living their lives are a danger to no one.
A post on r/todayilearned "TIL David Bowie was part of an elaborate hoax in the art world just to see if anyone would fall for it"
The logo for Quiplash
The latter two panels of the "Tantrum Hole" comic.
"OKEY 4CHIN IT IS TIME FOR MYSTERY BOX FIRST CLOOOOOOOO IS SOMETHING GREEN" "WEED" "ITS NOT FUCKING WEED YOU PIECE OF SHIT STONER"
The Cheat having a lightswitch rave
A Pebble Time smartwatch. It has a discontinued yellow and carbon fiber dbrand skin applied, which I have only just now noticed is missing a bit on the corner.
Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006
A ticket for the Super Mario Galaxy Movie.
"cool" "you know wat I change my mind fuck you"
A donation confirmation to Trans Lifeline.
VeeBot, a floating robot in a top hat and suit, holding a mic, in a cartoony art style. Artist: EFEXTEX
VeeBot, a sharply dressed robot Emcee, with a game of Doom replacing his eye visor.
Sam: "Any lucky trying to win Carl Kassell's voice for the answering machine, Max?" Max: "Not yet. I blame the malevolent forces of darkness."
A headline from Inside the Magic: "Disneyland Condemned, Entire Park is "Breaking Down"
wahoo
A Pokemon 30th anniversary logo featuring Hitmontop
MOM HOLY FUCK
The Mickey Mouse comic from the reposted message, modified to read "Good Gosh! Copium!" The canister of Opium has been modified to read "Copium".
Rowlet holding its head
A meme of Kermit the Frog and Pepe the King Prawn: "Ima keep it real with u chief!! Shit's Fucked"
Ball Monokuma
The Cinnamoroll plushie smooshed up against the back window of a car.
A set of plushies from a Round1 arcade. A large Cinnamoroll plushie, a pink frog-like plushie, a Tentomon plushie, and a Palmon plushie.
Bugs bunny nonchalantly firing a gun.
A Python script running in a MacOS terminal. It is a recreation of the credits from the video game "Portal". Part of the lyrics to "Still Alive" have been typed out on the left, and a list of Valve employees is on the left, above an Aperture Science logo.
A poorly drawn star with the text "bravest boy" in comic sans.