Aurora

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They/Them, Mostly screams about cartoons but I'm working on something maybe?

Harry Potter LEGO set depicting a pre-climax scene from the fifth book/movie in which antagonist Dolores Umbridge is dragged into the forest by angry centaurs. Later in the story she reappears catatonic and unable to speak about what happened to her, but shows signs of trauma reactions when one of the protagonists makes sounds mimicking the clopping of hooves. Go ahead and look up what sort of activities centaurs are often associated with in real-world mythology if you're not sure what the implication is yet. Ages 8 and up!
Current Bluesky trending topics: 1: 30 cats found on deserted boat 2: Director cuts nudity from One Night Only 3: AI Ads drive customers away 4: Moderate Democrats fight ascendant left 5: Burger King pregnant king ad
Jane Lynch as Sue Sylvester in the familiar meme. Text: "I am going to create an tattoo that is so calls the cops if you cum"
YouTube thumbnail, censored profile and username. Title: "Netflix Avatar SUCCEEDS Where Netflix One Piece FAILS!: Bad One Piece Opinions" They are certainly right on the money with those last four words.
The cast of Veggietales smiling warmly at the camera, underneath their series logo which has been altered to read thusly: "JOHN AVERY WHITTAKER TURN ON YOUR LOCATION"
Community's reoccurring police officer character, played by Craig Cackowski, summarizing his opinion on the aftermath of an incident in which a notorious German hate symbol was accidentally shown to a Rabbi: "I may just be a simple cop, but people need to know. This isn't gonna stop until Pictionary bans the word 'windmill'."
DESCRIBE YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE AS BORING AS POSSIBLE
A very unfortunate malapropism of a transcription of one of Josh's lines from the episode: "Except that paw rape rather than being a hillbilly is Jewish hillbillies." The actual quote being: "Except that Pa Grape, rather than being a hillbilly, is a Jewish hillbilly."
Tweet from Twitter account @_lildubois, dated 1:25 AM sept. 29th, 2018. Body: "Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions"
Photo of an AYN Thor
They blocked me
Text: I'm pretty sure I liked Disclosure Day but it's a little hard to be certain because Steven Spielberg is such an earnest and sentimental filmmaker who likes to employ a lot of strategic moments of silence that are REALLY HARD TO APPRECIATE WITH TWO DIPSHIT IRONY-POISONED TEEN GIRLS MUTTERING AND GIGGLING NEXT TO YOU THE WHOLE TIME Screenshotted to skirt the character limit because this wouldn't have worked if I abridged it or split it in two
The Gaming in the Clinton Years title card, featuring a headshot of Bubba himself
Eva Character Test results, which indicate that I am most like Kaworu followed by Misato
Two screenshots of a scene from Community season 2 episode 7, "Aerodynamics of Gender". Screenshot 1: A shirtless man wearing gloves and holding a pair of hedgeclippers stands in a garden. Jeff stands in the foreground, facing him. The man points at his left breast, over which is tattooed what is clearly and unmistakably a large swastika. The man explains "it's going to be a maze". Screenshot 2: Jeff and Troy turn to each other, smile, and shrug, seemingly completely satisfied with the explanation in spite of its face-value obvious ludicrousness. In context, this scene is framed as Jeff and Troy having just found out that Joshua has been racist all along and thinking back to see if they might have missed any potential warning signs, subtle or otherwise.
AIgen content disclosure on the new Crazy Taxi Steam page
Marty the Rabbit Boy and his Musical Blender from Phineas and Ferb, a character whose entire existence is premised on the gag of resembling the title characters in silhouette
A gif in the style of the GameBoy Advance startup screen. Text: "HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA" "I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT"
Mr. Incredible pointing and yelling "YOU'RE NOT AFFILIATED WITH ME!" To Buddy, the young nuisance fanboy who will eventually become the villain Syndrome, as he sits sullenly in the back of a squad car
A grainy greyscale photo of a cat wearing a button-up suit and tie, a top hat, and what appears to be a felt mustache. The caption reads: "JENKINS, FETCH MY BATHING TOASTER"
Ms. Fowl from Jimmy Neutron, in an oft-memed image
Comedian John Mulaney performing one of his stand-up routines. Quote: "I don't care for these new Nazis, and you may quote me on that."
Marc Antony, a large brown cartoon bulldog, clutches Pussyfoot, a tiny kitten, in his entire fist, and gently strokes her with his thumb while deep in thought
A close up on the face of minor internet celebrity guy Brian David Gilbert smiling awkwardly. Caption: "Ah, that dude's wearing a tight fitting suit with a bunch of weird patches, that must be Arlecchino, the servant clown - sometimes to two masters!"
A screenshot from Tomodachi Life featuring two miis at a restaurant. The caption says "They're talking about how they've secretly been doin' your mom lately."
Chopper, despite being sized and posed as though he should be behind Luffy, is positioned in front of him
My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds I thought there was monsters on the world
The guys at Spectrum think I'm just some dumb hick. They said that to me at a dinner
An envelope from the American Christian activist organization Focus on the Family, stamped and branded with the logo of their flagship children's radio propaganda series Adventures in Odyssey. There's an image of a CGI cartoon brunette girl on the left who looks to be around 12-14 years old. She is accompanied by the caption "Learn how you can reach a generation of children like Lori..."
Hank Hill wearing a flashy white hat with a yellow leopard-print band with a yellow feather. Peggy and another woman are standing behind him, both dolled up appropriately. Dale Gribble stands in the foreground. Caption: "From now on, the only woman I'm pimping is Sweet Lady Propane."
A greeting gard shelf at a store. There is a section titled "Loss of Loved One", in which is placed a gaudy-looking card featuring a photo of a happy-looking chihuahua, onto which have been drawn a cartoon sombrero and poncho. The header reads "ADIOS!"
Seong Mi-na from Soulcalibur
Desscaras from Ichi the Witch, declaring "I'm the greatest there is. Loser." This comes in the immediate wake of her triumphing over a particularly cruel and sadistic psychological test by an enemy Magik. She's right and she should say it.
I voted for Nico Robin because of course I did
Who is that, who even is that (an infamously memeable quote in anime convention circles referencing an infamous sex pest control diva who is no longer allowed at many of them)
The bard from the Cave of Two Lovers episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender
Still Pomemon Leafgreen. We're on the rival naming screen. I've named him "Dobson".
Pokemon LeafGreen Version, running on a very strangely-shaped dual-screen Nintendo Switch
Kabosu, the beautiful and perfect Shiba Inu on whom the world's most tedious man built his most aggressively irritating personality substitute, giving her signature side-eye. Rest in peace, sweet princess. You didn't deserve any of that bullshit.
Monkey D. Luffy from One Piece, instructing one of his colleagues to "shoot down that flag"
Sora from Kingdom Hearts III, taking a selfie with Princess Anna of Arendelle, voiced by Anna Kendrick, who was just announced to be voicing Amy Rose Hedgehog in the Sonic the Hedgehog films.
A screenshot of the Monstropolis world in Kingdom Hearts III using the photograph feature in selfie mode. A monster-ified Sora gestures enthusiastically towards the background where a cream-colored door is standing in a frame. Sully is standing to the right of the door. Mike's legs and one of his arms can be seen below Sora's hand, which is otherwise obscuring him from the camera's view.
An animatronic pig making a face I can only describe as existential null
An early 90's-style PC adventure game interface for Westwood Studios' Fables & Fiends: The Legend of Kyrandia - Book One. A gem-encrusted item inventory rests below the field of play, on which can be seen the protagonist Brandon standing in front of an eerie cave entrance shaped like the mouth of a dragon. Villain Malcolm, the former court jester of Brandon's parents, emerges from the beast's maw, juggling three knives in a menacing manner. The caption identifies this location as "SERPENT'S GROTTO".
Benoit Blanc from Glass Onion saying "it's so dumb"
A panel from the one-shot horror manga "The Enigma of Amigara Fault" by Junji Ito, featuring a man hysterically climbing into a hole in the cliffside shaped exactly like his body, declaring frantically that the hole was "made for" him
Stanley "Grunkle Stan" Pines from Gravity Falls
ISEKAI ALIGNMENT CHART: X axis: Type of World Categories: Column 1: Must be another dimension of reality Column 2: Can be same world but hidden or time travel Column 3: Can be any culture shock scenario Y axis: Type of Conflict Categories: Row 1: Must be action/combat-oriented Row 2: Must utilize main character's outside knowledge Row 3: Can be anything Representative examples by row and column: R1C1: Digimon Adventure R1C2: Chrono Trigger R1C3: The Last Samurai R2C1: Ascendance of a Bookworm R2C2: Back to the Future (specifically part III but all of them count) R2C3: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air R3C1: My next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom! R3C2: We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story R3C3: Ouran High School Host Club
Excerpt from article: Despite the personal turmoil, Schneider is keeping busy professionally. He is currently on his "Rescue Husband" stand-up tour, with stops in cities including New York and Cleveland. On the film side, he recently starred in "Happy Gilmore 2" with Adam Sandler.
Tweet from user @dril, November 1, 2015. Body: (girls get mad at me) Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it I've trimmed out the first part of the tweet because it's not particularly relevant to this context
Mr. Rogers, circa 1968, giving a full-on double deuce, as Strong Bad would call it.
A panel from the One Piece manga, featuring the character Ms. All-Sunday, AKA Nico Robin, AKA my wife, departing from the Going Merry on the back of a giant turtle with a grumpy expression wearing a cowboy hat and smoking. She calls him "Bunchi", although translations differ and I personally prefer the sound of "Banchi".
Screencap from an I Think You Should Leave sketch in which a man discovers that the termite exterminators he hired replaced his toilet with one that has a joke hole that's only big enough for farts. The screen is framed with a large blue overlay advertising that if this extremely relatable situation has happened to the viewer, they should contact a man named Mitch Bryant at 1-888-555-MITCH. Elsewhere in the sketch Mitch is dressed like an attorney and the sketch plays out in the style of a law firm commercial, but he never outright says that he is one, so it's possible he's just some guy this happened to and he's looking for someone who can relate.
An image of five Fisher-Price Little People playset figurines from the 1960's. They are small, crude, two-segment wooden figures consisting of a cylindrical torso and a head, and also optionally a hat, with faces painted on. From left to right the figure's torsos in the image are colored black, red, yellow, green, and blue. Their heads vary between two shades of Caucasian. The middle three figures have slightly more elaborately carved torsos, with a rounded top and narrowed midsection suggesting a chest and waistline. This is obviously because the designer was a raging pervert who should be pilloried in the town square and not because this is a very common visual shorthand to indicate masculine and feminine body types that has existed for an extremely long time and trying to claim children are going to get horned up over it definitely isn't utterly goddamned bananas
George Bluth sr., from the sitcom Arrested Development, played by a total mystery actor nobody knows the name of who never did anything else. He's cupping his hands over his face in exasperation and despair. The caption reads "I got the worst fucking opposition party". This is edited from the original line in that "opposition party" is replacing the word "attorneys".
A screenshot from the 2000 How the Grinch Stole Christmas movie tie-in game for the Game Boy Color. The text "Mission Completed!" looms large over an image of an unreasonably attractive anime-styled Grinch sensuously reclining atop a large sack of pilfered gift boxes. He stares at the camera, a wicked smirk beaming from his green muzzle, nursing a bite of Roast Beast on the bone in an oddly seductive manner. The Grinch does not normally wear clothes, but something about the pose and proportions of this image make him look even more nude than usual. One of the boxes juts out of the top of the bag at a very carefully considered angle, partially obscuring the region where his legs meet his pelvis. Stupid sexy Grinch.
Desscaras from Ichi the Witch, a young black woman in a flashy white jumpsuit designed somewhat like a poofy magical girl gown with parachute pants. She's viciously trash-talking her opponent, an immortal and very powerful magical being known as a "Magik". The dialog goes thusly: "What, turned into a spiteful creep just because nobody would notice you? Talk about lame, you lonely old virgin."