Andrew Thomas

@velodev.cc

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Front end dev. West Philly. Urbanist. Cyclist. 34 rider. Phillies. Flyers. Gunners. Zolos. Father to the pimento.

Weather report in Philadelphia showing a temperature of 102 degrees Fahrenheit
Phillies v Nationals win probability chart showing wild swings in the 8th and 9th innings
From The Simpsons: An old lady sits in a rocking chair watching a soap opera and exclaims, "Filthy...but genuinely arousing."
Chief Wiggum grasping chest: « Ah! Here comes the panic! »
A web ad for pagers from pagersdirect.net
Krusty the Clown pointing to a map of the Falkland Islands
Simon Adebisi with a tiny hat on the show Oz
Sal Stewart of the Cincinnati Reds
Principal Skinner meme FOR PRIVACY'S SAKE, LET'S CALL HIM CHARLIE K. NO, THAT'S TOO OBVIOUS. LET'S SAY C. KIRK---
Big nail that I pulled out of my rear tire
Futurama scene. Fry drinking excessive amount of coffee. Bender: Your face is greasy. Real greasy.
ESPN headline: Hislop still has Gyökeres doubts despite Arsenal goals
Craig on Animal Kingdom: « Shit just got gnarly »
Fucked up AI Pennsylvania
Scene from Simpsons episode “Married to the Mob” ♪ GUYS AND DOLLS ♪ ♪ WE'RE JUST A BUNCH OF CRAZY GUYS AND DOLLS ♪
Phillies fake box score showing a ludicrously bad line for pitcher J. Romano 0.1 IP 27H 21ER 5BB 0K 6HR
« Jim Ludlow produces the “Good Government Show” podcast and is the founder of Liquid Interactive. He resides in Fogelsville, Pa. »
Cletus yells out his kids’ names while Marge Simpson sits in her car.
A scene from Community where a VR avatar looks at a menu that has the options Grow Shrink Horoscope Minesweeper
From the Wikipedia article on the Emu War: "Summarising the culls, ornithologist Dominic Serventy commented: The machine-gunners' dreams of point blank fire into serried masses of Emus were soon dissipated. The Emu command had evidently ordered guerrilla tactics, and its unwieldy army soon split up into innumerable small units that made use of the military equipment uneconomic. A crestfallen field force therefore withdrew from the combat area after about a month."
Radar image showing incoming precipitation to the Philadelphia region
Superintendent Chalmers asking “May I see it?”
“Pennsylvania for Biden/Harris” yard sign with “Biden” crossed out and replaced with “We Love Joe”
Homer Simpson: I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see it. And look, there's Magnetbox and Sorny.
Homer Simpson: SEE, I GOT THIS FRIEND NAMED JOEY JO-JO JUNIOR SHABADOO.
Skinner: For privacy's sake, let's call her Lisa S. No, that's too obvious. Let's say L. Simpson.
Stats showing massive first half xG and momentum for Manchester City, but United lead 1-0
A severely injured C. Montgomery Burns says “Ooh. That takes me back,” to Smithers.
Headline from The NY Times: The U.S. Seems to Be Dodging a Recession. What Could Still Go Wrong?
Sam Neill removing his sunglasses in Jurassic Park