J Ven Perp

@venperp.bsky.social

1244 Followers 1110 Following

Professional introvert; mundane performance artist; producer/engineer/musician; pro wrestling nerd. (NOT WWE) thishiddencolossus.bandcamp.com antitypical.bandcamp.com venperp.bandcamp.com https://youtube.com/@THCvenperp

2 big dagwood style sub sandwiches with several meats, melted provolone cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, and sauce. The angle is an attempt to accentuate the sandwich filling, and length of the sandwich. They are baked, and so am I.
They put Reese's cups in the Oreos and Oreos in the Reese's cups because America. We eat our feelings over here, and we are all way deep in our feelings for the past decade plus.
Ain't no way I'm typing all that out
Badia Roasted Garlic seasoning, Kinder's chili cheese seasoning, and Rani Kashmiri chilli powder
Spaghetti meat sauce in a brioche hot dog bun topped with a big line of parmesean cheese because sometimes I eat like a stoner even if I'm sober
Pro wrestlers Hawk and Animal collectively known as The Road Warriors in 1985 wearing their AWA Tag Team Championship belts.
A book of diagrams, blueprints, and clothing patterns relating to the star trek universe
8 pints of my favorite German beer, Wernesgrüner sitting in my deep freeze getting nice and cold
Some online quiz that doesn't really mean shit, but on the surface seems accurate, further perpetuating stereotypes.
Pour your Olde English malt liquor in a mug, it's better.
Eggplant slices with a parmesean, romano, basil and other spices paste baked onto it.
THE MOTHERFUCKING BLACK STUFF, ORANGE LABEL GUINNESS FOREIGN EXTRA!
"Vibes" as the kids say
Like you give a fuck
HOW NOW GAS MAN!? They thought, walking to the mailbox. Black tie CBD sent some extra freebies this time around. I do recommend, but I'm not sponsored... tho maybe I should be!
My muted words list focuses on lessening political posts, doomsday "prophecy", and complaints about what got said on so-and-so's wrestling podcast. Being an adult sucks because most of the other adults seem to only focus on what's going wrong instead of trying to find something going right.
THCA dab pen in the foreground with Kenny Omega and MJF figures on either side of it, but behind it, and then there's an empty box of beast light behind that. The room is pink and there's a dart board, and an iron maiden poster in the background because this is the room where I hang out and drink and get away from everything. It was already pink when we bought the place. Oh, and two black foam squares are on the wall as part of the minimal acoustic treatment I've given the room.
HOT. HAM. WATER.
I'm finally the proud owner of a beer horn. Genuine Ox. An amazing thrift store find, right up there with my CD single "Born Loser" by DMX.
Powerpuff Girls mini bobbleheads from Five Below, a store I should probably stay out of because we don't need more toys, and knick knacks, but look at em! How can I keep going without these in my life?
Me trying a coffee stout that I've never had before, I approve.
Match card for #NJPW Windy City Riot -Hirooki Goto vs. Shota Umino for the IWGP World Heavyweight Championship -Hiroshi Tanahashi Final Road "Kinship": Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Konosuke Takeshita -Zack Sabre Jr. vs. David Finlay -Rocky Romero & El Phantasmo vs. Los Ingobernables de Japon (Tetsuya Naito & Titan) -Gabe Kidd vs. Tomohiro Ishii in a 30 Minute Iron Man Match for the NJPW STRONG Openweight Championship -World Class Wrecking Crew (Royce Issacs & Jorel Nelson) vs. The Intergalactic Jet Setters (Kevin Knight & KUSHIDA) for the NJPW STRONG Openweight Tag Team Championships -NJPW STRONG Openweight Women's Championship Number One Contendership: Mina Shirakawa vs. AZM -TJP vs. Tom Lawlor -NJPW STRONG Survivor: Zane Jay vs. CJ Tino
Say it with me, IWC: "WHEN YOU ASSUME IT MAKES AN ASS OF U AND ME"
Me sitting in the pink party palace talking about the PPV coming up later today
Fuck them tariffs, I'm drinkin Sapporo and Guinness!
Kid Rock lookin like Temu Evel Knevel in the oval office as America continues to look like the worst reality TV show ever imagined
I use LINUX MULTI MEDIA STUDIO
Grown ass spider man fan doesn't watch AEW but knows it's struggling HARD
Me talking about a crumpled 2 liter of diet faygo I got at an Insane Clown Posse show
Me drinking a beast light and playing this old beat I remade today.
It is a block of text, rendering this moot, don't get mad at me.
Grilling and chillin with a pint of natural light, and chicken on the blackstone. Listening to the new Cradle of Filth album again.
The video for "Kaleidoscope Vision" was filmed in a metal storage shed with a microphone hanging from a rafter in the ceiling and lights from my dj controller setting the mood. A simple but effective "hanging mic" style performance video.
A silhouette of a person's head being held down on the ground by a dress shoe. The text below it reads ven perp interesting times
Me in some big ass fuck all 80s body glove sunglasses drinkin a pint
Me in a pink room with posters on the walls standing in front of a plastic axe throwing game holding one of the axes
Big coffee in front of a laptop with a DAW showing on the screen. Currently, no one gives a fuck about my music except me, so I have to keep going until I find the people who do care.
A silhouette of a person from the shoulder up, laying on the floor with a shoe pressing down on their face. Beneath it is text that says Ven Perp in large type and interesting times in smaller type to the right of it. This artwork was not generated with A.I. in any way.
GTA San Andreas for 3 different versions of Xbox, and the GTA trilogy on switch.
The finished burger aka chopped cheese
Chopping cheese into the beef and onion mixture.
Ground beef and onions cooking on a flattop grill
My goofy ass face with a dozen pasture raised eggs to my ear like I'm talking on the phone, but it's supposed to be money as in a sorta "money's calling me, I'm busy" kinda way. It's very funny, I assure you.
Drinking a Guinness because life is batshit crazy.
Spaghetti alla carbonara to the best of my resources aka cheesy noodles with pork belly. Nothing flashy, but damn tasty.
Two girls fighting while a guy watches in the background, hitting a dab rig. The two girls represent AEW and WWE fans constant arguing. Dab guy is all the New Japan fans enjoying the show.
Bluesky stats for J Ven Perp the score is 9.5 and I guess that's good idk
When I was around my son's age, I had a premonition of a party in a pink room. I often daydreamed about having my own house with a room where I can play music loud, mini basketball, guitar, video games, and whatever I want. This is it.
This is part diss track toward a certain unelected South African, part uncomfortable history lesson. I'm on my Immortal Technique shit apparently lmao.
My muted words all relate to politics and people obsessed with wrestling podcasters that they claim to hate but talk about literally every day.
O.E. slipmat because it just felt right. Yes, I still occasionally drink this swill. 😆
Footage of a song playing in the digital audio workstation Reaper
A good coffee made in America, so hopefully won't get fucked by tariffs from the grand wizard of fuckery, and his South African emerald mine fuckboy.
The ambassadors of eastern bloc rock, Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Chocolate chip cookie s'mores because life is short, and increasingly hostile.
FIRE!
Don't feel bad about drinking cheap beer, it's 85% water, it should be mostly free anyway.
An all time high in monthly listeners, and I genuinely have no idea why.
Linux Multimedia Studio because I like it better than FL Studio, Ardour, Cubase, and as nice as it is, even Ableton.
My Nintendo Switch friend code